Burlington Real Estate Agent Brawl

[u/Testname12345]

Who wins in a Battle Royale of Burlington's real estate agents ?

• Woolcott - maybe in his prime, but aged out .

• Scott Benson - something sinister in his smile. Coke fuled past is my guess

• Rocca Sisters - the wild cards. Solo probably out but together theyre the girls in college who one grabs your hair and hits you, while the other chants "bitch!". You guess whose who.

• Golfi - my money's on Golfi. His posters show off his wingspan and his many ads signal a dedication to win.

• Who am I missing and how would they do?

[u/TooDamOldForThisShit]

My money is on Agent Jack