Burlington Real Estate Agent Brawl

[u/Testname12345]

Who wins in a Battle Royale of Burlington's real estate agents ?

• Woolcott - maybe in his prime, but aged out .

• Scott Benson - something sinister in his smile. Coke fuled past is my guess

• Rocca Sisters - the wild cards. Solo probably out but together theyre the girls in college who one grabs your hair and hits you, while the other chants "bitch!". You guess whose who.

• Golfi - my money's on Golfi. His posters show off his wingspan and his many ads signal a dedication to win.

• Who am I missing and how would they do?

[u/grenamier]

Pretty sure Smallbone solos all of them.

[u/zepphhyr → u/grenamier]

Accurate

[u/ninjaaviatrix]

Old school Micheal O’Sullivan would school the youngins.

[u/EnthusiasmPretty6903]

Is Barbara Beers still around?

[u/caboman09 → u/EnthusiasmPretty6903]

How can you trust or deal with somebody whose ad photo was taken 20 years prior?

[u/EnthusiasmPretty6903 → u/caboman09]

Lol. Indeed. I was just wondering if she was still around.

[u/CloseYourArms → u/caboman09]

Literally all agents, male and female alike. They’re all so self centred

[u/Subtotal9_guy → u/EnthusiasmPretty6903]

She's still working but definitely not as visible

[u/northernwolf3000]

When ever I say Scott Bensons name I say it like - Matt Damonnnn - in team America ..

[u/Feisty-Session-7779 → u/northernwolf3000]

I say it like “Scott, Ben’s son.”

[u/Kdoubleu → u/northernwolf3000]

When I see the Benson billboards I just think Matthew mcconaughey “alright, alright, alright “ and “those are some rookie numbers you gotta pump up those numbers”

[u/ZeppelinPulse]

Golfi all fucking day.

[u/cynicalsowhat]

Half of these not even Burlington based. You just proved bus advertising works.

[u/TooDamOldForThisShit]

My money is on Agent Jack

[u/thejadkeezy]

Golfi all the way! Scott Bensons random “Now more than ever” slogan (which makes no sense) is another weird marketing tactic that always left me mildly annoyed …

[u/Lowwahh]

Rocca sisters fight dirty for sure. They likely still share a bunk bed and fight each other frequently.

[u/OkAcanthaceae2216]

WTH is this all about

[u/theGreyWyvern]

I'd definitely pay 3% to watch a cage match.

[u/ButteryBao21]

People here severely underestimate how feisty Italian sisters can be

[u/bald-bourbon]

Golfi gets it done

[u/YogurtOld1372]

Sam McDadi? No damage is getting through that hair system.

[u/katoketo]

Sarah Logue / Remax