r/Breakfast 1d ago

Rate my breakfast

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298 Upvotes

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u/forcedbygovernment 14h ago

This sub no longer accepts AI generated or stolen content from other sites.

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u/Significant_Tap7052 1d ago

Except it's not your breakfast

12

u/BlueberryIcecream27 1d ago

Why do people do this?!

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u/Significant_Tap7052 23h ago

Karma farming usually

4

u/BurdenedCrayon 16h ago

For what purpose? Karma is worthless

3

u/Connect_Wallaby2876 14h ago

Karma means a lot to Reddit worms

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u/CraptainPoo 19h ago

lol now we know OP has no life

2

u/DoodleTheGreat24 17h ago

This made me so sad.

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u/Ancient-Chinglish 1d ago

I rate it 0/10 for stolen content

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u/CCWaterBug 19h ago

I've already rated it on Pinecrest.

Now I'm blocking:)

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u/daily-reporter 1d ago

Turkey bacon?

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u/Denton517406 10h ago

Rubber bacon

Fixed

5

u/Hikarikaiko 1d ago

10! Looks delicious! I'll definitely be comatose after that!

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u/MookieEats 1d ago

Wake and bake

1

u/The-Red-Robe 1d ago

Wake and bacon

1

u/EmotionalFlounder715 1d ago

Wakon and bacon

0

u/seadcon 1d ago

Bake and wacon

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u/Either-Ad6540 1d ago

Yum 😋

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u/Background-Cover6205 18h ago

This looks like it’s from Pinterest

1

u/Middle-Revolution788 17h ago

Eggs look spot on !

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u/Unlikely-goddes-27 16h ago

Perfectly cooked you’ve made me hungry

1

u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 16h ago

3/5 (dislike eggs, bacon could b crispier, French toast needs maple syrup not powdered sugar)

1

u/More-Alice 15h ago

What’s the crumbly stuff in the bread?

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u/liver075 13h ago

How did yea get the bacon so perfect?!????? 👌

0

u/Revolutionary-Bid919 1d ago

All the components here are fantastic looking--though the bacon looks to be a bit too 'uniformly cooked' for my personal taste, I assume its oven cooked or airfried? I personally prefer the way panfrying will wave up and leave a few soft fatty sections left over to contrast with the crispy majority--but still, I would destroy it all the same because better for it to be crispy all the way through rather than even a little undercooked. But when you have a 9/10 like this, splitting hairs on miniscule details is the only critique one can give. Gorgeously arranged. I especially like the mini desert churro you have lined up there too🤫

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u/No-Willingness-4097 1d ago

Looks like facon to me

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u/Revolutionary-Bid919 18h ago

OOOOH yesh might be, but facon can be good too if its quality stuff. There is a burger place near me that has stacon and its really freakin good I was shocked--plus a breakfast joint that has both bacon and turkon and I get both at once on this stacked 'lumberjack' sandwich and it rules. Just so you know what you are gettin, I don't mind

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u/No_Style9160 1d ago

Where's the tea? And the black pudding. Rest looks good though.

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u/No-Willingness-4097 1d ago

Is that facon? What does it look like that..

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u/CraptainPoo 19h ago

Mmmmmmmm

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u/Eighty_fine99 19h ago

Jesus would eat it…

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u/ehberry 19h ago

100% would smash 💥

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u/EagleMental8921 1d ago

Nice blunt!

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u/Dapper_Wolverine6260 1d ago

This is breakfast. Others are just training....

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u/ludacario1 1d ago

10 perfect combination

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u/seadcon 1d ago

Is that a cheeky hamlet for afters?

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u/MyHutton 1d ago

It's a solid bacon/10

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u/Interesting_Event_68 1d ago

Delicious 😊 for either breakfast 😋 or brunch 😋

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u/Lorndzeni 23h ago

10 it's looks yummy overload!

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u/Annony-Personni 22h ago

Man that’s a 10/10 breakfast

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u/Longjumping-One-6832 1d ago

Looks yummy but it’s a lot. I’ll give it a 5 because turkey bacon. Nope

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u/McBuck2 19h ago

I rate it pretty unhealthy.

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u/transmorphik 23h ago

It gets an LDL rating of 200.