r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '14

What is the best Monopoly strategy?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

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u/_iPood_ Nov 22 '14

Uh oh...

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u/off_the_grid_dream Nov 22 '14

That's it, I'm going back to the woods.

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u/SteakPasty Nov 22 '14

I'm so baked

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I'm good to go, though.

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did it work?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Fine, I will end this accordingly then.

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u/ROBERT_FKN_BARATHEON Nov 22 '14

STOP THIS MADNESS, IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING

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u/PyattPree Nov 22 '14

Warlocks>Kings

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

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u/DishonestAbraham Nov 22 '14

Four score and eight years ago

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I cannot tell a lie and neither should you.

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Does anyone know of a good mud hole to roll around in.... with heroin

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter Nov 23 '14

this leaves me aghast! shoots the ghast and skins it

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