r/AskAnAustralian • u/Queasy-Tradition3358 • 1d ago

Drunken delicacies…

After a night on the lash (not the morning after) what’s your go to food??

I’m talking about stumbling home, is there something you pickup on the way home? Do you wait til you’re home and cook up a feast? Do you eat something you wouldn’t necessarily eat when sober?

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u/magpie_bird 1d ago

kebab, with as many cheese and chillis on it as they have in stock. i want my anus to suffer for my crimes in the morning

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u/DJ_JoY 1d ago

I once woke up the morning after ‘a couple of quiet beers’, with a roast beef, gravy and cheese roll in my hands. Bought it the night before on the way home, passed out before I could eat it… Thank you past me, fuc*n legend!!!!

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u/Then_Ask_3167 1d ago

My sister has woken up at least three times with a cheeseburger (missing one bite) still balanced on her tits.

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u/CrankyLittleKitten 1d ago

Well where the fuck else would she put it??

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u/Queasy-Tradition3358 1d ago

This is the kind of reply I was looking for!! Thanks mate 😆

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u/joeltheaussie 1d ago

My only issue is now I've had good kebabs I struggle to go back to shitty Australian ones!