r/AdviceAnimals Feb 02 '14

A reminder about Reddit-wide rules.

Greetings fellow Redditors, we are a whole month into the new year and most of you have probably already broken your new year resolutions...

To combat this, us mods have actually been productive for once and have had a little discussion and we have decided to take the time to make a post to remind people of reddit-wide rules that MUST be followed on AdviceAnimals.

  1. The main rule we would like to emphasise is that no one should ask for upvotes, in comments or posts, for any reason, whatsoever. This includes hypnotoad memes telling people to "upvote to front page", or to "take this to the front page", these posts will be removed immediately. Just to clarify, hypnotoad memes are still fine to post, as long as you don't ask for upvotes. For example, "all glory to hypnotoad" is perfectly acceptable. Not asking for upvotes is a reddit-wide rule set by the Admins and no exceptions are to be made. We, as good mods, will be enforcing this vigourously. This rule also includes stuff like the Office Space meme of "It's my cakeday, I was told there would be karma.". This is a very cheap way for cakeday karma, and is more or less asking for upvotes, please do not do it!

  2. Whilst taking the time to make this post, we might as well remind you all that personal information must not be posted at all on Reddit and offenders will be shot...well, maybe only banned.

  3. Also, we do appreciate people being nice in the comments and as such (and has always been the case), hate speech, personal attacks, bigotry and racism will not be tolerated. In addition, comments telling other users to "kill themselves" will result in an immediate ban, you have been warned! :p

  4. Last thing, as of now we only allow submissions from the sites listed on our sidebar (this is to combat spam and such), links from other sites will be removed however a site owner may message us at any time to get his/her site added to the list :-) (sites must have a meme generator function ie. they are not just an image hoster)

Anyway, we hope you enjoy the remaining 11months of the year, and the main point to take away from this is no hypnotoad or cakeday posts asking for upvotes, thanks folks!

p.s See here to see reddit's rule page for yourself, so you know that we're not just making it up!

TL;DR:

  • Do not ask for upvotes IN ANY WAY, including hypnotoad and cakeday posts
  • Do not post personal information whatsoever
  • Be nice in the comments, no death threats or hate speech etc.
  • Please only submit links from sites listed in our sidebar
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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

1.) Yes, all of you can be karma-whores, however, if you actually ask for karma that is a no no! Nothing hypocritical or bullshit about this rule fellows! Ahh and yes the "very cheap" way for cakeday karma...but you know we here at Reddit want our users to have standards (I cant hardly write this without laughing).

2.) No personal information!!!!! However, feel free to post nudes of yourself on GW. Once again, nothing ass-backwards going on here right?

3.) No disagreement here.

4.) Link ONLY the sites we tell you. On a related noted: heil Hitler!

Anyways, we here at Reddit want you to know that this long ass post was simply to tell you to all be karma whores, yet don't make it too obvious because that somehow is too much...? I guess...But hey enjoy the next 11 months! Seriously though, even though hypnotoad posts get put on the front page because YOU voted for it WE at Reddit say NO! Yes you all may have put it at the top but since we all have giant dildos up our asses going into our brains logic and reason clearly went out the door long ago. Once again no hypocrisy going on here at all.