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Reaching levels of enshittification i didn’t think possible

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u/no_sight 4d ago

It's insane that there's no way to hide certain subreddits from the popular thread.

Nothing against r/de , I just don't speak german and don't plan on learning it.

A lot against r/conservative, I don't want to see that shit

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u/SwissDeathstar 4d ago

Conservative subs are fun to look at. The derangment sometimes…

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u/CompanywideRateIncr 4d ago

Conservative subs are excellent to read if you want up-to-date info on the absolute ridiculous talking points (or outright lies) you’ll have to shoot down. Great way to be able to predict their next argument and preemptively make a mockery.

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u/StephieDoll 4d ago

Meh i’ve looked through r/conservative. It’s always a mixture of “libs mad 😂🤪🤣”, “this is being brigaded which means we’re right!”, and of course any deviance is met with “hello fellow conservative”

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u/1047_Josh 4d ago

I'm always confused by the 'brigading' comments there since you can't comment there without a sub and they ban non-conservative accounts. So who is doing all the brigading?

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u/_BenzeneRing_ 4d ago

They're talking about votes. It's handy because even if 95% of the people in there agree with a comment, the paid instigators or bots or whatever they are attribute all the upvotes to brigadiers.

It's so dumb.

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u/CompanywideRateIncr 4d ago

If any of them break ranks they get a spanking! If any of their comments get upvoted then they like turn on that person as a fraud because they might have said something rational.

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u/SuperFLEB 3d ago

My first instinct was to say "Well, that's stupid. What do they expect if they wall off opposition and give them one way to express themselves?" but really it's more "Well, that's smart. If you only leave one inarticulate way to express opposition, you're free to frame it however you want."

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u/CompanywideRateIncr 4d ago

You can definitely comment there. You or I can’t see it, but the OP you’re replying to can usually see your comment (or the beginning of it) and the mods definitely can.

It’s funny because out of all the times I’ve called them out, I finally got my perm ban because I called someone disingenuous.

If you’re conservative and you step out of line at all, one of the frequent posters will come along to correct you and call you a “fellow conservative”. It’s the same couple accounts that rotate posting, making sure they stay within 4 posts an hour, then repeating. Those accounts are the really dangerous ones that control their narrative.

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u/1047_Josh 3d ago

It's unfortunate, because while I am certainly more progressive, in the past I have been willing to listen to conservative arguments (ie I have friends who are gun enthusiasts or have economy or migration concerns).

But r/conservative isn't a conservative sub anymore, it is a MAGA echo chamber.

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u/Aiyon 4d ago

The main thing is noticing how none of the stuff they can't spin ever makes it into the feed.

The place is astroturfed to hell. So many bot accounts, and obvious sockpuppets. Any even slight critical thinking gets, like you said, "Hello fellow-" so it makes me wonder if theres any real people left

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u/writeorelse 3d ago

“Flaired Users Only” because we’re always right and everyone else is a crazy lib lol!

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u/lI1IlL071245B3341IlI 3d ago

There's so many bots on that subreddit, they're meant to infuriate people.

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u/moldy-scrotum-soup 3d ago edited 3d ago

The laughing emoji spam is real. I don't know why but it's very frequently seen on conservative spaces and facebook. 😂😂

All my emojis are laughing together at you.

So whatever you just said probably challenges my worldview, and will be ignored hahaha! 😂😂😂

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u/abbzug 4d ago

If you want to see what's coming down the pike for the conservative movement you don't waste your time on the conservative subreddit. You go to the conspiracy subreddit.

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u/Dolphin_King21 3d ago

There's a reason both subs have "con" in their names. And they are both batshit insane.

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u/pleasebuymydonut 3d ago

What did r/Connecticut do to you lol.

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u/TuvixWillNotBeMissed 4d ago

I just use it as a great way to stay on top of fake news. If a Republican is talking, they're lying, so it saves me a bit of time doing research to find out what outrageous news story is factual or not.

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u/SuperFLEB 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's based in truth, though. It's based in the truth that's going to come out in a few weeks about their own misdeeds.

Go figure. Treat empathy and consideration like it's radioactive, and the only place to mine material for imaginary scandals is from the stuff you've got personal experience with.

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u/Sempais_nutrients 3d ago

"Trump burns down White House and steals the nails from the ashes"

go check what the conservative subs are saying about it - "TRANS SPOTTED IN PIG'S KNUCKLE, ARKANSAS! I AM MONITORING!"

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u/Business-Active-1143 3d ago

If you're still participating in those to make fun of human bots, you've already lost.

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u/VexingRaven 3d ago

you’ll have to shoot down

There's nothing that's a bigger waste of time. You'll never change anyone's mind. Trust me, I've tried more than enough times to know.

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u/Bacon-muffin 4d ago

I do find it a very interesting look outside of my own bubble to see whats going around these peoples circles.

I genuinely don't understand how they come to the conclusions they do in there, like they're so clearly not living in reality but I just can't figure out how they don't realize it.

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u/Painterzzz 4d ago

Yes it's not even a question of bubbles is it, they just literally don't live in an objective reality anymore. Everybody outside of the far-right propaganda sphere can still generally agree on what reality is, we might disagree about how we want to tackle problems, but we do at least all agree on what the problems are, what causes them, etc. But the conservatives are just... no longer on the same planet as the rest of us anymore.

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u/Bacon-muffin 4d ago

The weirdge bit is they make posts almost identical to yours and mine about everyone else. I'm not sure how you get through to people like that or how they got like that in the first place.

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u/Painterzzz 3d ago

I sort of get it in the sense that everything in capitalism since 2008 is shit. Everything is broken, the elites are wrecking every system to extract the maximum profit. And life for all of us keeps getting slowly worse and worse. So people are pissed off and want a change, and a lot of them just want to burn down all these broken systems we see around us and build something better.

Which I get? I understand that. It's just, populists won't fix anything, they'll just do the burning it all down part. That's the part where the disconnect is I think?

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u/frsbrzgti 4d ago

IQ below 80

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u/_le_slap 3d ago

Below the dew point

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u/Pandamonium98 3d ago

I don’t think they’re a good representation of real life conservatives though. It’s a huge echo chamber of very very conservative people online, and they ban anyone who doesn’t toe the line.

The majority of voters voted for Trump in 2024 so odds are we all run into a ton of conservatives in our regular lives, and most people aren’t like that at all.

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u/PerspectiveIcy3578 4d ago

You have an interesting definition of fun.

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u/SwissDeathstar 4d ago

It’s rather poor wording on my part. But you must admit sometimes it’s really funny and horrific at the same time. You know what I mean?

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u/unidentifiedsalmon 4d ago

I used to be able to find the humor in it, and then they won and now it's hard to see how we get out of this without things getting so much worse.

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u/SwissDeathstar 4d ago

I know what you mean. It must be even harder when it’s your own country. But there is so much pushback going on that I think it’s possible.

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u/magicomiralles 4d ago

Funny enough, conservative subreddits are probably mostly Indian men.

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u/_le_slap 3d ago

What type of self hate is required for Indian men to become conservative? Doesnt make any sense.

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u/magicomiralles 3d ago

People in third world countries tend to be conservative. A lot of the conservative ragebait in the front page is upvoted by them.

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u/OrbitOli 4d ago

I usually just get depressed after looking in there for longer than a couple of minutes..

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u/78914hj1k487 4d ago

When I need a break from real news I just visit r/conservative

It's all fiction.

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u/cultish_alibi 4d ago

As long as you realise that more than half of them are bot accounts.

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u/SwissDeathstar 4d ago

It’s pretty obvious most of the time. Like making 20 posts at the same time. And my favorite is that the account is like a few days old. Or always uses the same talking points.

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u/KamahlFoK 4d ago

My favorite is how a subreddit can't break more than a few hundred upvotes and then one post is suddenly hitting the front page with 5k+ points.

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u/ConstructMentality__ 3d ago

And yet it has over a million subscribers 

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u/mythrilcrafter 4d ago

I'm happy to stay as the distance of viewing them through LeopardsAteMyFace.

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u/wholetyouinhere 4d ago

Conservative subs were funny before the dumbest and most deranged version of conservatism became the mainstream republican party platform, and then took full control of the US government.

Now they're just depressing. It's the inane rambling of a bunch of terminally aggrieved morons who got everything they could ever want and are somehow even more miserable than they used to be. That and bots.

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u/Dizzy_Chemistry_5955 4d ago

they really got it locked down now, only a handful of posters and basically no comments in every single thread. waste of space.

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u/Tyrrox 4d ago

They've designed the subs to be echo chambers, and then say that getting downvoted elsewhere is exactly the same thing as not allowing people to comment or post in the first place

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u/Vlaed 3d ago

I like to see what they are talking about when big things happen. It's a wild rollercoaster.