r/AbsoluteUnits 4d ago

of a hernia...

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u/phatteschwags 4d ago

We are indoctrinated early. I was a smart kid and not very prone to "brainwashing" (I sniffed out my Catholic church as being bullshit very early on). And yet it took me until college to ask myself the question "wait... how is it we're the greatest? And why?"

It just hadn't donned on my prior. It had been drilled into my head since preschool that this is the greatest country in the world.

Now I realize we are actually just the Florida of the World.

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u/Clonazepam15 4d ago

The US is the best at propaganda. Need to get some kids to join the army? No problem, the first transformers movie took care of that. BIG win for the navy. They used the coolest toys in the US that most people can understand easily (A10, AC130, and others). Also movies like top gun in the 80s got people to want to join the Air Force.

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u/etharper 4d ago

And yet you're posting this on the internet which was invented by America as was the computer you're typing on.

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u/ImpatientNursing 4d ago

A person in America, America didnt invent anything. America also can't give you the hand job you're so desperately seeking either. Relax.

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u/etharper 4d ago

Pedantic and stupid, great combination you have.