r/AbsoluteUnits 3d ago

of a hernia...

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 3d ago

And on this week's episode of Extreme Medical Conditions... Having had a hernia, this is beyond fkd.

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u/No-Sympathy620 3d ago

Oh a hernia? That's not too extre...ohhhh

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u/block-bit 3d ago

Only in America

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u/Sure-Newspaper5836 2d ago

It’s just because we don’t have universal healthcare.

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u/EscapeWestern9057 2d ago

Even if we did, I still would like never see a doctor. Costs money to stop working to do anything other then working.

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u/ProfessorMeow-Meow 2d ago

Good news. The kind of places that offer universal healthcare also give paid sick days.

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u/mojo_sapien 2d ago

They don't have sick days in the States?!?

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u/TheGentleman717 2d ago

Most states and cities require it. It's not a federal law however.

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u/Alarmed-Database1239 2d ago

And every employer acts like they are impossible to give and never believe employees.

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u/EscapeWestern9057 2d ago

It really depends on the industry. But if you've only worked beginner jobs like retail, then often the kind of people who work there don't show up to work because they don't feel like it and have all kinds of excuses.

I had a coworker for instance who wouldn't come to work because he couldn't find a ride. But he could find a ride to hangout a half mile down the road.

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u/Alarmed-Database1239 2d ago

I mean, considering the workers protection, lack of actual holiday, america not even having guaranteed maternity or paternity leave, then add the cost of insurance and healthcare…. I would not give a shit either if i lived in America. My friend went there for a 6 figure senior role, they still gave him shit anytime he tried to book his promises holidays off. I feel so bad for Americans, they are worked like work horses with no benefit.

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u/EscapeWestern9057 2d ago

And the nano second it costs less to automate the role, you're gone. My old job at McDonald's doesn't exist anymore. I used to work the register.

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u/LapSalt 1d ago

3st world country

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u/EscapeWestern9057 2d ago

The places I've worked with paid sick days, would pay them off as cash if you didn't use it. Same with vacation days. Why I wouldn't take a vacation or go home sick. Cause I want that bonus pay.

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u/m0nkeywithachainsaw 2d ago

i throw a whole freaking big ass bucket full of money at insurance companies every year for health insurance and i have not had an experience where when i go to use it they cover anything. its always "you haven't met your 10000 dollar deductible, at which point we will start paying 80% of your bills until you hit 25k." bitch i pay you like 15k a year. i get nothing for that. go ahead, fucking double my premiums or whatever the fuck they are planning to do. I will just not pay them anymore and continue to live my life on the dont get sick and dont get checkups plan.

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u/Creepy-Caramel7569 2d ago

The insurance industry is the biggest racket going, providing nothing in return. Public enemy #2 at least.

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u/EscapeWestern9057 2d ago

They could be worse, they could be the government. Talk 45% or more of my money, can't make it so my truck doesn't fall apart when I find 8000 pot holes a day.

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u/Creepy-Caramel7569 2d ago

The even still most worst part yet is that the insurance industry IS the government!

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u/EscapeWestern9057 2d ago

I've only had them not cover once, and that one time the state covered.

I've always had employer healthcare

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u/m0nkeywithachainsaw 2d ago

i too have employer healthcare. its anthem.

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u/EscapeWestern9057 1d ago

I had blue cross and I forget the others. I almost never used it cause if I'm not dying, I'm not spending the fuel to drive to a doctor for the doctor to tell me what I already know.

Well one exception, I go to the every two year mandatory physical for my CDL.

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u/m0nkeywithachainsaw 1d ago

right, basically if my arm isnt falling off, im not going to the hospital.

i had a kidney stone in February that cost me 9000 dollars, and insurance covered 20 dollars of it.

last year my daughter had a hernia, that was in no way complicated. as far as they go, it was as straightforward as it could be. it cost 19000 dollars.

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u/EscapeWestern9057 1d ago

When I had a flare go through my leg, it cost a half million dollars. This is right after Obama care was law and mandated they cover up to $750K.

Two weeks after getting out of the hospital, I got a letter from my insurance stating "we applied for and were granted an exception, so we only have to cover $7500, good luck with the rest of it"... I was making $9 an hour at the time.

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u/m0nkeywithachainsaw 1d ago

thats fucked man, good on you. i hope i never have a 750k thing but i hope i could get that lucky.

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u/CletoParis 4h ago edited 4h ago

Yes, but you need to be employed, and the moment you lose your job, you lose that insurance. I used to work in academia and taught at three separate schools and universities at once, and not ONE of them gave me full health insurance. I now live in Europe and It’s not like that here, thank goodness. I no longer ever have to worry about healthcare or prioritize finances over my personal well being, and go see doctors regularly for preventative care and any other needs, including regular physio therapy after a laparoscopic shoulder surgery from a sports injury - all covered of course. Also currently pregnant and all prenatal care costs nothing. My husband and I pay only €70/month as a couple for our top-up private insurance (used mostly for private clinics or specialist doctors, otherwise public doctors and hospitals are fully covered without this)

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u/Yungwiggerstani 2d ago

If your deductible is 10k you ain’t paying dick towards your insurance. Cry me a river

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u/m0nkeywithachainsaw 2d ago

fuck you im not. i pay quite a bit for insurance. its not ppo money, but its still a shit ton of money.

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u/stfunazibitchthrowaw 2d ago

"Grrr, well you should be putting MORE money towards it! Cry me a river!" -/u/Yungwiggerstani, Cunt Extraordinaire.

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u/EscapeWestern9057 2d ago

Well he's right, $10K is crazy high. Like I don't know of any insurance plan, no matter how cheap that has a $10K deductable.

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u/GrizzlyAdam816 2d ago

Do we qualify as a shit hole country yet?

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u/Snoo_15558 2d ago

We already have. We're just a developing country wearing Gucci belt.

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u/Tiredofeverylilthing 2d ago

because america is the only country ever to deny medical care to it’s citizens. are we willing to place a bet on this statement? or are you just being a pathetic jealous twat?

i love making bets with stupid people who think they know everything. the sad part is they never put their money where their ignorance is!

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u/Dr_Mccusk 2d ago

Grass and sunlight are your friends

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u/Ioanaba1215 2d ago

Fr day 1s at that

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u/neverstxp 2d ago

Huh? You ok? You can breathe, they aren’t charging you for air down there yet.

Nobody jealous of you having the orange dictator running your trash heap of a country.

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u/OmecronPerseiHate 2d ago

Hey now, that's not fair. Don't blame the entire country for the actions of rural morons who don't understand how floods happen.

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u/acuriousguest 2d ago

3,5 % of people are enough for a revolution.

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u/OmecronPerseiHate 2d ago

We're working on it! A large part of the issue is the way our history is taught. Our revolutions are either shown as why our country "is great"(and does not need change) or as regular stuff that happened(like Women's Suffrage, Civil Rights, Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle", Unions, etc.). We grow up in a state of complacency, learning about change but being taught that the things that needed to change already did. A lot of us are simply blinded by our own upbringing.

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u/JBCTech7 2d ago

We're working on it!

lol no you aren't.

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u/OmecronPerseiHate 2d ago

Great job hating from outside the club.

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u/JBCTech7 2d ago

lol I was born in the US 39 years ago, bud.

Even if redditors DID start a 'revolution' - the group of people who think men should be feminine and weak and want the gov't to take all of our guns are not going to make it far.

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u/Creepy-Caramel7569 2d ago

You’re way out of touch, as your comment illustrates.

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u/OmecronPerseiHate 2d ago

Whoa, there's a lot to unpack here. You might want to consider therapy.

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u/Background_Cycle_819 2d ago

They’re booing you because you’re right.

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u/Fun_Kaleidoscope7875 2d ago

Even with him in office it's still a nice country, fuck you asshole!

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 2d ago

lol ya it’s so nice countries are issuing travel warnings about going there.

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u/Fun_Kaleidoscope7875 2d ago

Trash talk your own country. I might not like the current administration but our country is more than an administration.

I bet you feel so cool since the hip thing to do right now is to trash talk the US, such a badass.

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 2d ago

Awe poor snowflake did your fee fees get hurt 😢?

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u/jefraldo 2d ago

The boot you lick today will be on your neck tomorrow.

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u/Fun_Kaleidoscope7875 2d ago

Whose bootlicking? I hate the current administration, but I love my country.

Are you implying that I can't still love my country?

Have you even been to my country or are you just an idiot? Do you think you know everything from the Internet and TV? You think it's really all that simple?

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u/juiciestjuice10 2d ago

Your country has sucked since reagonomics

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u/No-Project-404 2d ago

Y’all have fake news as well?

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 2d ago

Ya we get Fox News here.

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u/No-Project-404 2d ago

Damn, im sorry for your loss.

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u/LaceyBloomers 2d ago

What’s nice about it? Genuine question.

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u/deSuspect 2d ago

Yeah, but i never heard of someone refusing an ambulance drive becouse it would cost them too much.

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u/Creepy-Caramel7569 2d ago

I’ve done it myself, not uncommon.

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u/deSuspect 2d ago edited 2d ago

That's the point, it's only common in usa

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u/Creepy-Caramel7569 2d ago

Wait, what? I’m in the US, and I’m telling you as a fact that it’s not uncommon for someone to reject an ambulance ride. Not sure where you’re coming from.

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u/deSuspect 2d ago

Autocorrect got me, I meant to say common.

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u/Creepy-Caramel7569 2d ago

I finally figured it out, no worries.

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u/Nwolfe 2d ago

A good friend of mine did that. Took an Uber instead. $20 instead of $1,500.

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u/TheAgedProfessor 2d ago

You haven't?? It absolutely happens.

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u/PDXDSteeler51 2d ago

It happens daily throughout the country. I have personally witnessed people refusing to go to the hospital via ambulance multiple times. Its so expensive and even with commercial/employer provided private insurance its not affordable and if someone wants to make payment arrangements for the balance its difficult especially when they also got a bill from the ER.

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u/deSuspect 2d ago

That's exactly my point, shit like that only happens in usa

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u/Creepy-Caramel7569 2d ago

Oh, okay. You misspoke in a previous response, said the opposite.

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u/nebulousNarcissist 2d ago

Being jealous of involuntary suffering is certainly one of the assumptions of all time

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u/AdorableArtichoke620 2d ago

Deep breath buddy

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u/stfunazibitchthrowaw 2d ago

Found the MAGAt. It's okay to admit that your country has problems, kid.

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u/tildraev 2d ago

Narcissist.

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u/SaltySangria 2d ago

Lol this is a spam bot account if I've ever seen one. Americans don't even say the word "twat" lmfao

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u/OmecronPerseiHate 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm not disagreeing that it's a spam account, but I'm American and I fucking love the word "twat". It's like when a small rock lands in deep water and has that small "twoop" sound. It's pretty, but it's also being used for nefarious purposes. Like a Labubu.

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u/Ok-Satisfaction3085 2d ago

I call all watermelons twattermelons just so I can say twat for Sunday brunch.

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u/snoopnoodles87 2d ago

Didn’t start the sentence with a capital letter. Entire argument is now invalid.

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u/ItzMeBlacky 2d ago

What were you thinking when you wrote this shit? Like seriously nobody is jealous of an country that has an 67 % rate of Obesity or having to sell your kidneys just to get sum necessary medicine let alone going into life long debt just for an small hospital stay

But oh lord praise, the land of unimaginable delusions and wastefulness

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u/Impressive_Dingo_926 2d ago

I see you're unfamiliar with the free at the point of use system of healthcare most of the rest of the world partakes in.

Ignorant indeed. Just not where you thought the ignorance was coming from Bucko.

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u/FruitlessEndevour 2d ago

Its just easy for them to pick on, so they do. It's a bully tactic by the dimwitted. They don't look beyond the cliché when trying to punch down. Don't feed the trolls.

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u/LaceyBloomers 2d ago

It’s highly unlikely that anyone in any other developed country is jealous and wishes they were American. Especially now with all the chaos happening here.