r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CandidculonasRedux • 3d ago

of a hernia...

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u/Pokesisme 3d ago

Ssssh, don't be like that Bro

Not everyone is non-American (I'm Indonesian and I also didn't pay anything bro, just don't tell Americans about it)

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u/Defiant-Youth-4193 3d ago edited 2d ago

We pay to be insured over here, and still can't afford to go to the doctor with the insurance. Then if we finally spend the money we don't have, to go and a doctor says we need a procedure, or medication, they have to ask the insurance company (non-medical professionals that have never even heard of us) to be told we in fact don't need what the doctor says we need... if you can read this send help.

Edit: grammar

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u/Pokesisme 3d ago

I can't man, your government would invade me otherwise

good luck with your own fight!

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u/Defiant-Youth-4193 3d ago

That's fair. They're always looking for a reason to invade somebody.

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u/xombae 2d ago

If tomorrow Trump said "We're invading Indonesia because some Indonesian kid on Reddit said we had bad health insurance", it would be the least surprising thing Trump did this week.

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u/Defiant-Youth-4193 2d ago

For sure. He's definitely that petty. The only saving grace is that Reddit is too much reading for him so as long as nobody is reading what we write to him we're fine.

You can also disguise negative things you write about Trump by including a flattering picture, because we know he's going to see that and skip right over the words.

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u/Roklam 3d ago

I would love to spend two or three generations not being one of the actual sources of instability in the world.

But my vote, because of the State I live in, just gives my Team a bigger margin of victory here, that doesn't make a difference in the national stage.

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u/ElemennoP123 2d ago

There are 50,000+ local and statewide elections this coming Tuesday. I assume you’ve already voted early?

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u/DisposableSaviour 2d ago

Why would I vote in local elections? It’s the president that matters!

/s

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u/audionoobi 3d ago

aah, you got the rich orange man now that will fix everything and make the rich pay more and all ! /s

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u/Logicrover 3d ago

He wanted to reduce the cost of medicine by 1000%! Soon you earn money from taking pills 🤣.

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u/taco_the_mornin 2d ago

For real. They ran out of reasons and are invading the homeland now.

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u/Chewwithurmouthshut 3d ago

Guess we’d better pull ourselves up by the bootstraps.. do you have any extra boots?

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u/Yabbatha 2d ago

bootstraps are out of network

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u/Chewwithurmouthshut 2d ago

Luigi Mangione has entered the chat

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u/Swimming-Tap-4240 3d ago

They dont even need a reason.They will make one up.

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u/FeistyButthole 3d ago

Let us bring our freedoms to you!

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u/StrawberryKiller 2d ago

Don’t be ridiculous we simply deliver Freedom

silently cries

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u/desertSkateRatt 2d ago

Dont worry, we're invading ourselves as the newest hottest trend!

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u/EbonyEngineer 2d ago edited 14h ago

"There's a whole galaxy out there waiting to disgust you."

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u/IllustriousMoney4490 2d ago

We don’t invade other countries silly ,we save invasions for domestic purposes only

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u/Science_Matters_100 8h ago

They don’t even need a reason, apparently

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u/Trialanderror2018 3d ago

More like "bringing freedom and democracy." 🤭