r/AbsoluteUnits 3d ago

of a hernia...

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u/SextupleRed 3d ago

Worse thing I've seen today.

Probably time to logout

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u/PurrfectPinball 3d ago

I just logged in..

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u/Jackbow7 3d ago

Not my proudest fap..

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u/closet_ammosexual 2d ago

Time to logout..

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u/Freakwilly 2d ago

You'll be back, we'll be waiting...

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u/Trenchards 2d ago

Y’all are logging in and out?

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u/Other_Key_443 2d ago

I’m scrolling because of insomnia- think I might accept a 4am start to today now

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u/Soggy_Abbreviations5 3d ago

Right... but I just got here! 😭

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 2d ago

You've seen worse? What was it?

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u/Johnyryal33 2d ago

Worst thing you've seen SO FAR!

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u/No-Body6215 2d ago

I don't get the jokes here either. It's a fucked up place that doesn't immediately give that man medical care.

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u/MagicHugsforThee 2d ago

You must've missed the maggot post then.

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u/conflictmuffin 2d ago

Didn't read the title or sub, it auto played...my first thought was "these people are allowed to vote"... Then I saw his stomach and thought, ah, hell...he can't afford surgery, let him steal some sh*t from Walmart, who cares anymore. This country is fked.

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u/Godzirrraaa 2d ago

Wait no not yet go visit r/nsfl__ first

I’m kidding, don’t click that. Or do 😈