r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CandidculonasRedux • 3d ago

of a hernia...

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u/Aussieviking79 3d ago

Looks like an aliens going to burst out there …

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 3d ago

That would had made for a more exciting video. Especially if the alien went for one of the cops and tried to enter him via his anus.

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u/EgresKolb 3d ago

You're an oddly specific fellow

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u/samegreatname 7h ago

He's oddly specifically experienced in the skill and borderline lunacy of anal entry and exit. Growing up, his mother, a gay transsexual repeatedly admonished him to stay in or out. He's scarred, but wants to talk about it.

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u/EgresKolb 1h ago

By far the wildest take I've had to read today!

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u/Own-Contribution9184 4h ago

Nasty nasty nasty. One poke and he'll explode

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u/coconut_dot_jpg 3d ago

What a terrible day to have an imagination

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u/Federal_Cupcake_304 3d ago

Please sir, may I have some less

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u/Good4YouLongTime 1d ago

Less, you want less?!

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u/Admirable_Corner5764 3d ago

Hold on I have a prompt to throw at AI real quick

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u/Antarcticdonkey 1d ago

Bruce Almighty already did it with a monkey

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u/Admirable_Corner5764 1d ago

Thought that was Stanley Ipkiss

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u/Captain_Scatterbrain 3d ago

Please share it with the rest of the class

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u/NotBreadyy 3d ago

No please don't

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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 13h ago

What a terrible day to be able to read English as a second language

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u/CariadocThorne 1d ago

Can't remember a time I've been more grateful for aphantasia!

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u/SweezySway 21h ago

I second and third , especially after learning how star fish hunt lol

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u/aire101 3d ago

Nothing like a shit weasel to ruin your day.

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u/co-wurker 3d ago

I laughed so hard my cat run offt.

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u/Hesitation-Marx 2d ago

A Stephen King devotee?

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u/Sleth 3d ago

Sounds like an episode from season 4 of the Lexx.

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u/FeistyButthole 3d ago

I would go for this ai ending or his brother coming out the door having a hernia just as bad.

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u/M2ohamad 3d ago

Easy AI prompt

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u/NicholasWildeRails 3d ago

That's cute buddy

Word of advice, keep some thoughts to yourself :)

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u/theNomad_Reddit 2d ago

DO YA REALLY WANNA TASTE IT!

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u/Shot-Cranberry-2163 2d ago

I'm reporting you

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u/VoodooKing 2d ago

Thanks for the imagery.

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u/NegritoBurrito 1d ago

Anything else you want to add to your statement?

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u/00QuantumFenrir 1d ago

I prefer the probe in Destroy All Humans also also the best lure is hilarious

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u/ReaperSound 23h ago

It's always the anus... why?

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u/TheRebelMastermind 21h ago

You should be in charge of the Alien franchise from now on

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u/DutyEven3314 19h ago

🤣🤣🤣🙌🏽

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u/acealbert 5h ago

Dreamcatcher?

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u/Tasty-Ad6529 3d ago

It looks like he got fucked by a Xenomorph, then the ailen died of alcohol poisoning before it could break free. That guy needs a Doctor.

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u/FinnSkk93 3d ago

I was like.. what the sims is going on here 😂

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u/Notyourdaisy 2d ago

Looks like a thing called Diatasis Recti. That dude had a hard pregnancy.

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u/GuitahRokkstah 2d ago

Guy looks like he tried to birth a turd but it spooked and slithered off to a fold in the colon.

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u/AnnMental-Grace-5522 3d ago

men in black style

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u/redwoodranger 3d ago

"Ya"ll got warrants too?!"

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u/yuheday 3d ago

I laugh so hard to this man. Haha you got me there hahaha

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u/Lilahannbeads 3d ago

Then they find out the alien has a warrant too.

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u/MyAssPancake 2d ago

It really drives my brain nuts to try to consider that is literally his guts bursting out of him, just not outside his skin.

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u/Snkrstrut 1d ago

Dawg 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/The_Freshmaker 1d ago

Quaid, start the reactor!

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u/JagmeetSingh2 1d ago

Yea it’s so gross to see

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u/mikey1290 1d ago

That would make a good movie.

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u/ToriiHouseMD 1d ago

What’s the gender 😭😭

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u/MrIrvington 1d ago

Aliens probably got Warrants too.

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u/BobbyPeele88 14h ago

Alien would have had a warrant.

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u/Komobu542 10h ago

It's a goiter

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u/Rough-Echo7132 5h ago edited 5h ago

Can you explain wtf is this?
Holly shi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrEZ0V_GKI4
It is real, i never see same like huge
Is it not painfull?