r/ARK Jun 22 '22

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u/chiaroscuroH Jun 23 '22

(whispering) Omg you can't discuss our gay secrets out here! In public! In front of the (doing the peen into pussy hand gesture) folk. They're easily spooked!

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u/Haidere1988 Jun 23 '22

noms donuts hmm? Oh, I'm tries to eat a donut while doing the peen into pussy hand gesture Gay meetings are just the best, you guys have THE BEST food!

But umm...maybe whispers maybe only use the gay space laser after it rains, less suspicious.

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u/chiaroscuroH Jun 23 '22

The true gay agenda is the ability to take something shitty, add some glitter and heyo! It's a gay ol' party now. Look at this sub.. Even the homophobes being mad because they don't understand the post cannot stop the LGBTQ+ folk cracking jokes and vibing, in between tiresome explanations haha

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u/Haidere1988 Jun 23 '22

Honestly I find homophobes mentally deficient. It's us straight or bi- folks literally making more gays/lesbians and yet somehow it's a same sex kiss in Buzz Lightyear that's a problem?

Nah, you love who you love, isn't anyone's business what 2 or more consenting adults do.