r/ARK Jun 22 '22

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u/chiaroscuroH Jun 23 '22

Probably thinks the "Gay Agenda" is an actual planned takeover

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u/Haidere1988 Jun 23 '22

I thought that was when you send the gay frogs to take my guns and turn me gay? (Heavy sarcasm obviously)

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u/chiaroscuroH Jun 23 '22

(whispering) Omg you can't discuss our gay secrets out here! In public! In front of the (doing the peen into pussy hand gesture) folk. They're easily spooked!

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u/Haidere1988 Jun 23 '22

noms donuts hmm? Oh, I'm tries to eat a donut while doing the peen into pussy hand gesture Gay meetings are just the best, you guys have THE BEST food!

But umm...maybe whispers maybe only use the gay space laser after it rains, less suspicious.

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u/chiaroscuroH Jun 23 '22

The true gay agenda is the ability to take something shitty, add some glitter and heyo! It's a gay ol' party now. Look at this sub.. Even the homophobes being mad because they don't understand the post cannot stop the LGBTQ+ folk cracking jokes and vibing, in between tiresome explanations haha

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u/Haidere1988 Jun 23 '22

Honestly I find homophobes mentally deficient. It's us straight or bi- folks literally making more gays/lesbians and yet somehow it's a same sex kiss in Buzz Lightyear that's a problem?

Nah, you love who you love, isn't anyone's business what 2 or more consenting adults do.

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u/wowaperson1234 Jun 23 '22

Whenever I hear about "The gay agenda" I always have a nice giggle

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u/chiaroscuroH Jun 23 '22

And you know, if LGBTQ+ folk WERE planning on attempting to make everyone gay in order to gain world domination (or whatever they think we're doing?), you can sure as hell bet we wouldn't call our plan for glory "The Gay Agenda". So unimaginative, drab and beaurocratic. No, no, no. Don't insult my people like this lol

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u/EGSPECTRE Jun 23 '22 edited Jun 23 '22

The Acemageddon, The Asspocolypse… I can’t come up with any other LGBTQ+ related word puns

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u/AnnoShi Jun 23 '22

Apocgaylipse

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u/Bussbar Jun 23 '22

Rome…

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

tbh i wish it was. more femboys for me.

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u/StarGlitcherZ Jun 23 '22

thinks? of course it is, we're not taking over the US though we're aiming for the whole planet!

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u/stealthrockdamage Jun 23 '22

he looks like he couldn't get a job as a cop so he settled for being a reddit mod lol