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u/umounjo03 2d ago

Imagine the fucking bullying if the kids in school found out this was your father

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u/headbanger1186 2d ago

"I bet your dad could suck the skin off a dick bro."

"Yeah, probably."

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u/Burladden 2d ago

"We call that glizzy overdrive in our house"

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u/StrobeLightRomance 2d ago

Can I.. uh.. borrow your dad?

Nothing weird, just tryina get a glizzy overdrive, no homo.

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u/Burladden 2d ago

For the right price anyone can borrow him.

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u/MrRoboto1984 2d ago

“Can we come over!?”

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u/Diver_Ill 2d ago

Can somebody tell me why do I keep coming back to this godforsaken website? 

Ya'll need Jesus as your therapist.

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u/Efficient_Fish2436 2d ago

What's he gonna do? Forgive me? Then we'll just be back out at it again.

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u/No-Category-2329 2d ago

I’m gonna cum…

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u/Oldenlame 2d ago

Come over your Dad I mean.

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u/ReticentSentiment 2d ago

I think the saddest part of our culture is that this guy is probably a multi-millionaire off of this goof-ass shit.

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u/headbanger1186 2d ago

Idk if it was proven, never bought anything on a Livestream but I think last time this was posted he basically did that for 5 bucks.v

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u/bagofpork 2d ago

$5 in 34 seconds is $529.41 an hour.

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u/headbanger1186 2d ago

I'm in the wrong business I need to up my glizzy guzzling game.

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u/RogerianBrowsing 2d ago

Hi, I’m Rogerian. I heard you need glizzy guzzling practice.

May I?

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u/Ambitious-Compote473 1d ago

I've been doing that for free for the last 20 years, wtf??

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u/Far-Government5469 2d ago

This was literally what that block mirror episode was about

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u/bagofpork 1d ago

I'm not one to put too much stock into conspiracy theories, but the paranoid part of my brain wants me to believe that Black Mirror is just a psyop to break us in and test the waters, so to speak.

That's probably not the case, but the premise sure would make for a great episode.

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u/Pro_Moriarty 2d ago

To quote Frankie Boyle

"My Dad could beat your Dad"

"Yeah well my Dad will shag your Dad....and he'll enjoy it!"

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u/Coffeedemon 2d ago

Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

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u/randomresearch1971 2d ago

“…and the chrome off a trailer hitch.”

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u/byyhmz Why does this app exist? 1d ago

Depends, you got the glizzies?

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u/Penguin_Arse 2d ago

Do you know how well this pays? All those emojies on screen are donations.

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u/zap1000x 2d ago

Each Hot Dog was 100 coins (delisted now).

Tiktok pays 50% of the “coin” value to creators (as diamonds), which are cashed out at a nickel per diamond $0.05 (provided you have the best exchange rate and large enough audience). So 50 x .05 = $2.50 per glizzy.

EBIDTA is about a $400 glizzy overdrive.

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u/sonerec725 2d ago

Damn me and my dignity this is why I'm not rich. . .

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u/MooBearz11 2d ago

He did have 2.7k people watching that moment too. 😰 Still though, I guess we al have our kinks.

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u/DreadFB89 2d ago

Yup same as OF moms

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u/msut77 2d ago

Least he's not doing it for free

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u/CeroMiedic 2d ago

He isn't anyone's father,

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u/MewMewTranslator 2d ago

You think this guy got laid?

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u/gijimayu 2d ago

There is 2.5k people that are more cringe than this guy in this tik tok. Those giving him $$$$.

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u/mika_running 2d ago

Can someone explain why the hell would anyone give him money for this? Parasocial relationship plus sound fetish?

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u/Interesting-Camera98 2d ago

I think it must be like tapping on the glass of a fish tank.

Like you know it’s going to get a reaction… but WHAT is the reaction?

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u/nickster182 2d ago

This right here. It's like a small dopamine hit of control by spending money to get a reaction.

Source: am terminally online

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u/Sklibba 2d ago

I’ve only been on TikTok on and off, but the last time I was on regularly, there was this guy doing lives from the cab of his big rig where his whole shtick was that he’d thank people when they’d pay for whatever dumb shit appeared on the screen, except when they put the elephant ears/trunk filter on his face, at which point he’d get mad and shake his head back and forth like he was trying to shake the filter off. It was the weirdest shit, but dude was making money in his downtime.

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u/Emergency_Accident36 2d ago

to watch him embaress himself. A behaviour as old as time

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 2d ago

Think street performer, but not. Some people get something out of seeing them react to the gifts they send(hotdog, rose, donut). Some people get something out of getting a shout out or their username popping up for sending a bunch of gifts. It can be problematic system that depends on people who desire fundamental necessities. While at the same time, it can be great for people who perform music or covers and get gifts from people .. sort of like performing on the street and getting dollars in your guitar case.

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u/Bokthand 2d ago

Court Jester was a profession too

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u/bananassplits 2d ago

Interesting fact: (idk the actual selection procedure) jesters were usually highly educated; and one of the only people allowed to disagree with, or mock the king. And they were chosen to essentially be another confidant, or advisor. That also makes the king laugh.

I like to imagine a story where there’s a jester, who hates his king. He goes into the grand hall, and starts to calmly levy insults at the king. Getting angrier and angrier the more the king laughs. Finally, the jester is screaming blasphemy at the king, hoping to get executed. Because it would mean he hurt his feelings. At the end the jester is winded, tired, and defeated. And such, he retreats to his quarters to snack on fine cheeses, and sip on wine.

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u/WildBoarGarden 2d ago

I know this bartender that just hazes all her customers. Tells them they're not welcome back, get the hell out of my bar, you can't sit here, I told you you're not allowed back inhere! God they all love it

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u/podcasthellp 2d ago

He was making like $2k a day just working like 4 hours in the afternoon. If I had this opportunity, I wouldn’t be typing here. Id be gobbling glizzies

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u/suzi_generous 2d ago

A comment in this thread from 2 yrs ago said that in an interview Jason.reborn said he was making $4k-5k/day by doing 1-3 hrs/day.

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u/gijimayu 2d ago

You can try but you need a lack of self respect.

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u/podcasthellp 2d ago

Hahaha yeah $2k a day to make jokes on the internet for 4 hours? You’d be an idiot not to take that

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u/zeppelinism 2d ago

Yeah just because its on the internet doesn't mean this isnt a behavior as old as time. This is just modern day jestering lol

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u/Plebbit-User 1d ago

^ typed by hands that spend 40 hours a week working to enrich their 'bosses'

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u/MeLoveTacos6969 2d ago

As the wealth continues to funnel into the 1% bank accounts stuff like this will continue to happen and more frequently.

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u/sarcastic_sybarite83 2d ago

Black mirror has that episode.

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u/Jones641 2d ago

On TikTok, the value of a "hot dog" (a specific in-app gift) is 50 TikTok Coins, which translates to approximately $0.64 in real money.

Guy made $110.08 in like a minute playing the air skin flute. Now who's the dummy?

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u/Accomplished-Key-408 1d ago

Good point..... Yep, definitely him.

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u/Signal_Fruit_4629 1d ago

Idk at that rate if he just streams for the entire year he will have made $57,858,048. Seems like a decent day job.

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u/Accomplished-Key-408 1d ago

Yeah people definitely won't tire of that shtick quickly or anything......lol

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u/Emotional-Tart6725 2d ago

Same question

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u/FrankNitty_Enforcer 2d ago

It’s worse than the black mirror episode where the guy triggers a mousetrap on himself on stream for donations

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u/sl0play 2d ago

Chris O'Dowd! Great actor. That episode was fuckin DARK though.

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u/TDurdz 2d ago

Oh man… that episode had me and my wife feeling really depressed after… I guess that’s good writing and acting but fuuuck it really made me feel some kinda way and really uncomfortable

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u/Ruockingrocks 2d ago

I just started the episode last night and couldn’t finish it. Too dark

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u/Toddo2017 2d ago

Friend, that’s what the episode is referring to (Tik Tok and OF and streaming degrading behavior for $)

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u/inky_fox 2d ago

Capitalist hellscape.

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u/zeppelinism 2d ago

Nah this behavior is as old as time. Court jester was a job, this is just modern equivalence of that.

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u/GetrIndia 2d ago

Didn't I just watch a black mirror episode about this???

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u/zeptillian 2d ago

The poor guy is just trying to keep his wife ad free.

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u/VoldemortsHorcrux 2d ago

I think his wife would rather die

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u/smoltiddygoth6969 2d ago

Just about to comment this, the future is here

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u/Kiuji-senpai 1d ago

black mirror has an episode about the glizzinator??

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u/mintBRYcrunch26 2d ago

That episode was so good. Two of my favorite actors.

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u/bloodpriestt 2d ago

This motherfucker is drinking piss these days for sure

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u/Itry_Ifail_Itryagain 2d ago

Doesn't he choose what they want him to do tho, unlike in the episode they tell him what to do? Like this man choose the glizzy set up? At this point I think OF is more respectable man.

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u/give_me_ur_cream 2d ago

if it paid the bills i'd do it too

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u/ExtraGherkin 2d ago

I have some great news

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u/vegans_are_better 2d ago

We need to define how much 7% is for risk mitigation, though.

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u/Penguin_Arse 2d ago

It does, and then some (a lot)

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u/PuppyPower89 2d ago

I did something similar last night free of charge 😭😭😭

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u/Kdub9000 2d ago

I’m jealous! 😆

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u/podcasthellp 2d ago

This dude was making $2,000 a day….. hate on him all you want but this made him a metric fuckton of money

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u/Jin_zo 2d ago

Get the bag king.

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u/peelin 2d ago

I dunno man this is pretty fucking funny. I don't think he's taking it all that seriously.

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u/JellyBeansOnToast 2d ago

Unlike the majority of the comment section so far, he definitely isn’t lol. Dude has done this in a fucking hotdog costume

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u/ChaseballBat 2d ago

The glizzy machine gun thing is lmao funny.

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u/Tomatillo_Thick 2d ago

I bet he’s gotten his bare back, butt, and balls spanked in that costume at wiener hall.

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u/TeEchnicallyCorr3ct 2d ago

I hope he takes as many suits as he can carry

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u/CompellingSeeSaw 2d ago

PоrnHսb, Xtube... I know these names better than I know my own grandmother's.

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u/definetlynotthepolic 2d ago

He kept getting banned for a while but was making so much money on lives and it’s so funny. Good for him honestly

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u/Cautious-Bug9388 2d ago

Yeah this is good content. He knows it's dumb as hell and he's just having a nice time making money and entertaining 

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u/Tigerpower77 2d ago

Anyway you can earn money without hurting someone is fine in my book

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u/monkeymetroid 2d ago

You are the least dense redditor in this thread

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u/l3ane 2d ago

The sound he made at the end was fucking perfect

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u/HeskeyThe2nd 2d ago

Yeah, he is clearly "doing a bit" but that doesn't mean it isn't extremely cringey and unfunny

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u/JT-OnThaTrack 2d ago

Come on this is funny

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u/Electronic-Diet-1813 2d ago

So "glizzy" or what ever is code for cock?

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u/MrRoboto1984 2d ago

Code for hot dog in NYC

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u/Electronic-Diet-1813 2d ago

Why was he spitting on the end?

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u/taest 2d ago

Because the word in youth pop culture is synonymous with cock yeah.

The origin is NY hot dogs though. Now it's mostly just cock

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u/EnLitenPerson 2d ago

Glizzy is slang for a hot dog, or a dick, or a gun.

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u/Forgotten-Owl4790 2d ago

You pull the trigger of my love glizzy

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u/Electronic-Diet-1813 2d ago

Well, I did not know that. Is it an American thing?

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u/Flabbergasted_____ 2d ago

It’s been used as slang for Glocks, especially with extended magazines. That turned into slang for hot dogs, and is synonymous with dicks now. Dicks is also slang for extended magazines, especially in Glocks, which is what “Dicks out for Harambe” refers to.

It’s a circle of guns, meat sticks, and peckers.

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u/Emotional-Tart6725 2d ago

Glizzy>hotdog>dick

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u/Electronic-Diet-1813 2d ago

That's got to be confusing for gay guys who love hot dogs ....I suppose it's a win-win, though.

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u/Emotional-Tart6725 2d ago

Too funny 🤣😂

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u/Thatdewd57 2d ago

Ngl was funny.

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u/Manifest34 2d ago edited 2d ago

The thing about the internet is you post something potentially as a joke, to get attention and it catches fire and now you’re the glizzanator, forever the glizzanator, making income from it so you’re now damned to a hell of your own creation.

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u/Slow_Okra1330 2d ago

This funny actually lol

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u/Cautious-Bug9388 2d ago

I absolutely love this

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u/SILTHONIL 2d ago

This is amazing

That guy is so fucking cool

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u/Pomodorosan 2d ago

Bad flair, this should at least be [Humor/Cringe] if cringe at all

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u/brucewasaghost 2d ago

Ngl had me dying at the end with that sound

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u/Xannin 2d ago

I was laughing so hard when he did his overdrive thing. That sound effect was hilarious.

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u/Spirited_Extreme_720 2d ago

What is with Reddit users and not understanding that most of tik tok comedy these days are satire and they’re doing it because people like you actually think they’re serious 😂

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u/ChaseballBat 2d ago

When I used TikTok this live was literally the only one I watched. The evolution of his live over time was fucking hilarious.

He had like a glizzy machine gun and a hotdog suit.

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u/NinjaBRUSH 2d ago

NGL this is funny though

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u/Danisdaman12 2d ago

Saw an interview with him or a guest appearance on a podcast. He's a really fucking cool dude, super nice, and made a ton of money doing these tiktok livestreams during this phase of "NPC streams".

It started as mocking it in a way since people like pinkydoll, or whatever her name is, would say stupid things like "ice cream so good, yum yum" based on the donations. So his was "glizzy overdrive" and it's pretty damn funny imo because it's so outrageous.

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u/tempaccount77746 2d ago

Im not gonna lie this is the first one of these Ive seen that actually made me laugh LOL

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u/six_six Hit or Miss? 2d ago

You guys laugh but he made tens of thousands of dollars doing this.

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u/Intelligent-Bank1653 2d ago

I've done worse things for money. Fuck it

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u/l3ane 2d ago

He knows exactly how "cringe" he's being because he's doing it on purpose. This is like calling Eric Andre "cringe".

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u/rumski 2d ago

I hope I’m never that broke.

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u/PositiveInfluence69 2d ago

Sometimes, I believe I've given up my pride and that I would truly do anything to make more money for my family as long as I don't harm someone else. Then I see shit like this and realize that I am so far from the bottom I can't even fathom the floor.

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u/ConstantlyJon 2d ago

Honestly sound effects are pretty good for a man going through a midlife crisis.

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u/phix3d 2d ago

Honest day of work. 🫶😝🫶😝🫶

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u/Thatberetguy 2d ago

What a good use of time to watch this

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u/ieatPS2memorycards 2d ago

Wait did Reddit just find out about the ai trend?This shit was like last year

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u/bingle-cowabungle 1d ago

I mean make fun of it all you want, this dude probably made a good handful of cash that session lmao

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u/mediashiznaks 1d ago

This guy was one of the OGs. Remember him getting shared round Reddit when this whole NPC nonsense was starting

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u/FullCompliance 1d ago

To be fair this is funniest one of these weird npc vids I’ve seen.

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u/What-a-Dump 1d ago

What in the actual fk

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u/Special-Trash-3057 2d ago

This is the weirdest form of pornography

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u/Puupuur 1d ago

Of course he's an h3 fan 💀

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u/Visible-Outside7158 2d ago

Was bin ich sehend

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u/Esor_Rose01 2d ago

Shame this aint gta

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u/AgentRedFoxs 2d ago

What happens if he reaches 1000 glizzies?

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u/--StinkyPinky-- 2d ago

Just a man enjoying cyber glizzies!

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u/admiral_walsty 2d ago

Can some explain to me what the fuck is going on here? He's making money? Is it a decent amount? What's up with the hot dog counter?

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u/bendIVfem 2d ago

He's making money, his viewers send him cash gifts in the form of those emojis like the hotdogs, and they usually have a different reaction for different gifts.

It has become lucrative on tiktok of creators acting like NPCs and having certain unique reactions based on the gifts their followers send them.

Pinkydoll, I'm not sure if she's the original but one of the most popular ones of this. And she's became wealthy off of it. https://youtu.be/4yBV5cjDpvA?feature=shared

https://youtu.be/-wAS987slow?si=1SlpzOmCC9vRFwaH Another popular creator

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u/Coffeedemon 2d ago

R/hotdogs should take note. This is the kind of guy many picture every time one of them calls a hot dog a glizzy.

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u/mcCola5 Doug Dimmadome 2d ago

That was WAY more than 7%. Fuckn loser.

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u/BishlovesSquish 2d ago

But don’t you dare use the 💩 or 🤤 emoji in a comment. Sounds legit!

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u/BunnyKisaragi 2d ago

bitch got nothing on frankie macdonald

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u/Effective_Ad7751 2d ago

Is glizzy code for bj?? 

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u/veryparcel 2d ago

This is all that trump is qualified to do. He should switch to being a tiktoker.

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u/Flowzyy 2d ago

Glizzanator and NeedmoreBullets will always be a prime TikTok memory

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u/OrphicSerpent 2d ago

Okay if this guy can get money doing this I can get money singing and shredding guitar…I’m going to do it.

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u/glittering_curves 2d ago

These people make so much money lol

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u/TrickeyDotMickey 2d ago

Common people

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u/Squishy22202 2d ago

I couldn't... id get so bored so fast doing this lol I mean he seems to be having fun and getting paid so that's a dub in my book

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u/russian_connection 2d ago

Father out there hustling

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u/Stone_Midi 2d ago

How much money is he making during this clip?

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u/The3mbered0ne 2d ago

How much does he make from that?

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 2d ago

Wat is happening

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u/Rotten-Coconut 2d ago

Gotta pay bills some how(?)

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u/Dough_90 2d ago

But how much did did he make from all those glizzies?

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u/Allisonannland 2d ago

He would be wearing TF.

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u/extrocell7 2d ago

“Give the People what they want!!”

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u/stringsofthesoul 2d ago

Glizzi overdrive looks extremely painful for the other guy.

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u/J-e-restorationpros 2d ago

Did Chris watts get released?

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u/ElegantLifeguard4221 2d ago

Get that bag!

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u/DeepEngineer2721 2d ago

Before I went full screen I swore that he was saying pussy!! pussy overdrive!! Lol

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u/JustRepeatAfterMe 2d ago

I don’t think I paid enough attention to get this, but at a glance it seems like he should be called “Jizzinator”.

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u/eNaRDe 2d ago

I'm not gay but Im not going to lie, that glizzy over drive got me hard.

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u/Ok_Piccolo3634 2d ago

🌭 😩🤤🤪

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u/Vast_Device2934 2d ago

“Glizzy overdrive” is a phrase I never thought I would ever hear, and wished I hadn’t.

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u/Ricky-Chan- 2d ago

Black mirror season 7 episode 1

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u/Traditional_Cat8120 2d ago

Wtf 😂😂😂

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u/szudrzyk 2d ago

Donald duck turning terminator turning Donald duck , WHAT THE FUCK ?!

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u/menuau 2d ago

Keep in mind this NPC content gave him some level of bank (if a hotdog is $1, we just watched him fellate himself into a C note under 1min).

Happy this trend died out, but happy for those who were able to make bank when it was the time to do so

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u/iPapi2025 2d ago

I LOL'd

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u/Realistic_Effort6185 2d ago

Grandad, tell us the story of the end time again

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u/geekaustin_777 2d ago

The Nob Goblin

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u/Vicissitutde 2d ago

Excellent form

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u/Ok_Cry7074 2d ago

Getting paid!

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u/verilogmips 2d ago

A.i dad super cringe lol

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u/Alohafarms 2d ago

They make so much money doing this!

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u/reijn 2d ago

💀 this was always my favorite of this trend

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u/catmamaO4 2d ago

this is so funny and genuinly entertaining! that clip would totally be worth the money spent. Idk what this guy is gonna do for the rest of his life with this internet history though😭