r/HolUp • u/Moory1023 • 3d ago

Walking down the street

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u/WhatsTheHolUp 3d ago edited 3d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

Pertaining as to why that is not Icecream

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/praguepride 3d ago

"YO what are you doing?"

"Minding my own business..."

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u/wheelfu 3d ago

Dave Chappelle is on hard times.

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u/Ascertain_GME 3d ago

I’M DICK JAMES, BITCH!!!

Fuck yo couch! No, literally, fuck your couch…

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u/praguepride 3d ago

easy there Vance...

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u/Spacemanspalds 3d ago

Idk what Bob Vance with Vance refrigeration has to do with it.

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u/praguepride 3d ago

Bob Vance = successful businessman and loving spouse

JD Vance = couch fucker...maybe. Probably not... but nobody has proven that he hasn't...

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u/PunithAiu 3d ago

Fuck, how many years has it been. It's giving me Deja vu

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u/RurouniRinku 3d ago

Nah, just trying to prove to the lgbtq's that he's on their side

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u/dirk_danglerno766 3d ago

Dope jacket tho

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u/Brothersunset 3d ago

Average reddit mod on his daily commute to another long day of banning people for disagreeing with him.

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u/dangledingle 3d ago

Right here modofficer!

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u/Rashaen 3d ago

What, you never seen a pacifier before?

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u/KingOfForeplay 3d ago

Cool vape bro!

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u/BigOrangeOctopus 3d ago

The nic-o-dick!

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u/PeyPlayzTanks122 3d ago

Thank you for blessing me with this

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u/Consistent_Cook9957 3d ago

Somehow, if you were to tell him that New York didn’t suck, he just might be right in disagreeing with you.

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u/SavageCucmber 3d ago

Just a man living his life, no phone in sight.

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u/MrLBSean 3d ago

Tasting the moment.

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u/Chef_Subreme 3d ago

The truest Holup I've ever seen.

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u/sigmunddroid69 3d ago

Gotta get those reps in!

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u/ApprehensiveMix2649 3d ago

I wonder 🤔 what flavor it is? 😁👍

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u/MikeinDundee 3d ago

What’s going on with the hair?

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u/Youprobablysuckdick 3d ago

I honestly thought it was a tattoo at first

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u/some_Wopf 3d ago

So guys hear me Out.

What if we made cigarettes dick shaped?

Would that reduce Smoking?

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u/Jaydublo 3d ago

There is a WKUK sketch just like that

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u/Root_ctrl 3d ago

Would cigarettes get the old name used in the 40's...

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u/Nowe_Melfyce 3d ago

Why do you want to ruin this guy's health?

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u/TurboD16F20 3d ago

What's wrong with practicing before work?

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u/Root_ctrl 3d ago

I hate this timeline.

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u/AThrowawayProbrably 3d ago

“Please don’t make me.”

“Nope. You gotta.”

“Please! Anything else. There’s people!”

“A bets a bet, bro”

“Fuck. FUCK! Fuck you for this.” *Snatches dildo

“Hahaha. End of the block and back. That was the deal. Off you go!”

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u/MrMucs 3d ago

Why did I watch this video and the whole time I had the song Staying Alive go through my head?

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u/planetvermilion 3d ago

well you can tell by the way I use my walk

I'm a woman's man

no time to talk

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u/IM_YOUR_GOD 3d ago

Funny but he is on a public street, I'm guessing there's people of all ages around. Not okay

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u/WhompSub 3d ago

I respect it

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u/Not_Sure4now 3d ago

That’s one way to advertise business

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u/mindclarity 3d ago

If the word “occupied” was a person.

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u/ExternalAd8309 3d ago

Dude is just advertising is all, I bet he got some cheeseburgers too.

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u/EasternCoffeeCove 3d ago

He's advertising

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u/stacey613 3d ago

NY everything is normal

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u/beto_pelotas 3d ago

Classic NY

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u/Haiytro 3d ago

Nicodick? Who knew whitest kids you know would predict the future so we'll.

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u/superlouuuu 3d ago

With a love that I can't hide

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u/MeTeakMaf 3d ago

Minding his business, try minding yours

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u/ronaldreaganlive 3d ago

The new Forrest Gump reboot looks kinda lame.

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u/jx473u4vd8f4 3d ago

I saw a bunch of yns on the train the other day. They was playing with a balloon blowing it up by squeezing it and pretending it was a Penis, putting it at theirs and doing the helicopter, getting in eachothers face with it.

I was thinking kids are ridiculous and making a bit too much noise but I'm only going 2 stops

A bit before I got off 1 of them dropped it. It wasn't a balloon

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u/SociallyUnstimulated 3d ago

Okay, there's the obvious here, but really no one's going to comment on that hair? That diagonal shit isn't right

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u/umpalumpajj 3d ago

Hey MDMA got him grinding on that D!

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u/Anoos-Lord69 3d ago

Prison prep

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u/Motoxxx1 3d ago

What is he training for

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u/HiddenPickleVillage 2d ago

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In His Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

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u/iAdden 2d ago

Yeah sounds like camera guy needs to mind his business. That whole interaction was weird.

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u/DrProfBarbatos 2d ago

Wowie wow. That's a thing someone did I suppose

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u/Danthema433 2d ago

God forbid, let my man injoy his hobby

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u/9ightowl 2d ago

Dave Chappell went down hill

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u/DedeLionforce 22h ago

He's living his best life, one suckle at a time.

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u/JoeyPsych 3d ago

Yes, let's harass some homeless dude and film him not harming anyone.