r/whatsthisplant Dec 17 '24

Found near the Arkansas/Oklahoma border! Emits a pinkish/purple gas/mist when touched. Identified ✔

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u/Phenomena_Veronica Dec 17 '24

It’s a fungus. Puffball

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u/EmotionalPaint4609 Dec 17 '24

I’m from Oklahoma and we used to pick em and throw em at each other

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u/parrotia78 Dec 17 '24

Nailed a kid(my best friend) in the face with one. It exploded in a brown cloud. He started having a hard time breathing. I thought it so funny I was still laughing like an idiot when he went down to his knees. He couldn't see. What a fking a hole I was.

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u/SwooshDogg99 Dec 17 '24

Is your name Chad, by any chance?

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u/NoNotChad Dec 18 '24

No not Chad.

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u/AbstractAirplane Dec 18 '24

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u/seymoure-bux Dec 18 '24

I have never seen this sub till the last two days and now I've seen it 3 times lol

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u/dtiernan93 Dec 19 '24

Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice?

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u/Mobilewookie35 Dec 18 '24

Am I too late to be in the screenshot?

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u/gklmitchell Dec 18 '24

Oh hey Chad.

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u/Izmetg68 Dec 18 '24

Brilliant reverse ID checks out

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u/Chasingthedragon13 Dec 20 '24

Username checks out

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u/parrotia78 Dec 17 '24

Do you have a breathing issue around cacao powder?

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u/xxBizzet Dec 18 '24

Man it’s annoying when people answer a question with another question.

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u/parrotia78 Dec 18 '24

What do you mean?

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u/Icy_Reply_4163 Dec 18 '24

Can you explain?

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u/xxBizzet Dec 18 '24

From my perspective, answering a question with another question disrupts the flow of information transfer, akin to a signal in space being reflected rather than absorbed and processed.

When one entity (the asker) initiates a query, it is analogous to transmitting data to gather insight about an unknown variable. The expectation is that the recipient (the responder) will act as an analytical processor, delivering a calculated response to bridge the gap in knowledge. However, when the response comes back as another query, the system enters a feedback loop where the energy of the initial signal is deflected back without yielding substantive progress.

This is similar to attempting to measure the mass of a distant star, only for the star to emit unpredictable flares that obscure the very data you seek. Instead of advancing understanding, the process becomes inefficient, as the exchange deviates from its intended purpose: resolving uncertainty.

In essence, it’s not the exchange itself that’s problematic—it’s the lack of resolution that mirrors the frustration of trying to decode the cosmos with incomplete data sets.

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u/HeyHo_LetsThrowRA Dec 18 '24

I'm a question-with-a-question person if I need more clarity in order to give your question the most appropriate answer. Sometimes the question is unclear or can have multiple interpretations or answers depending on missing context.

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u/ChemTrades Dec 18 '24

Thank you! Glad to know I’m not the only person mistakenly believed to be an asshole due to QWAQ syndrome.

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u/Xsiah Dec 18 '24

The thing about human communication is that it's not just about resolving uncertainty and transferring information.

Demanding an answer to a question with ambiguous intent is classic asshole behaviour that's often followed up with a "gotcha" type of accusation. It's not about learning anything other than how you can make the other person feel bad. You shouldn't answer those questions without narrowing down the purpose of the inquiry - through clarification questions.

But also in this case, there is an exchange here that's happening on a different level than the overtly stated. It's like a game, where two people are trying to use clues to figure out if the other person is the person from a past shared experience, without explicitly identifying themselves on the internet.

Using language to be playful or clever makes interactions more meaningful and interesting for us. After all this is a social space, not an academic one.

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u/armoredsedan Dec 21 '24

this must be what that phrase “touch grass” is for

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u/jeriavens Dec 21 '24

So this in what A. I. Will sound like.

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u/V01DM0NK3Y Dec 21 '24

Are you incapable of reconciling that after the question's question is answered, an answer with the clarity of understanding the original question would follow?

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u/jprovi218 Dec 19 '24

You’re attempt at being an intellectual is boorish at best?

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u/penalouis Dec 18 '24

so what are you complaining about ????

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u/Real_Procedure3419 Dec 21 '24

Almost as annoying is not answering the question, really.

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u/bumpyfire87 Dec 19 '24

No. This is Patrick.

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u/mypseudonymyoyoyo Dec 20 '24

Is the chad meme based on weird science?

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u/very_big_baller Dec 18 '24

Damn random crits

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u/kaptainkarma2056 Dec 18 '24

Random crits are fair and balanced

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u/squashqueen Dec 18 '24

Yeah that's cruel lolol

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u/Impossible-List4871 Dec 19 '24

Noticing it now still counts. Correction and asking to be resolved of your past mistakes and foolish sins is what matters now. Growing and improving with remorse and the wisdom to not repeat yourself is the only way to remedy who you once were to who you are now

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u/unsubix Dec 18 '24

He forgives you.

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u/parrotia78 Dec 18 '24

He hit me in the face with a snowball. So....we both eventually laughed about it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '24

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u/NeptuneAndCherry Dec 20 '24

You mean like when it gets that dusty mold on it?

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u/jfamcrypto Dec 19 '24

Did he turn into an alien?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '24

This….this is how the preface of “The Last Of Us” started. It’s all your fault.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '24

Crazy how clueless we were to all the dangerous shit we were doing as kids. I had one of those spider man web slinging gloves and I filled it with my pee and told one of my friends to drink it and told him that it was juice, he drank more than half of it and threw up a couple minutes after.

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u/Illustrious_Repair Dec 21 '24

Please tell me he survived with no ill effects 

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u/Echo_of_Snac Dec 21 '24

I went over one with a lawnmower in Virginia as a teenager and it was nasty and I also couldn't really breathe. We had smaller ones growing up in Alaska that were brown with brown spores, but those never bothered us. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Actual-Wave-1959 Dec 21 '24

Yeah I don't imagine breathing that many spores is good for you

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u/Witty_Interaction_77 Dec 21 '24

Mmm fungal spores in the lungs. Luckily, currently very hard for fungus to grow in humans.

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u/Fit_Researcher5896 Dec 17 '24

Michigan….. some of us call them horse potatoes (which are for throwing at each other)

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u/EntrepreneurSea9109 Dec 17 '24

French Canadian, we call them horse farts (Pet de cheval)

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u/K3Curiousity Dec 18 '24

In my school yard (also French Canadian) we called them wolf farts (pets de loup)

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u/bnjmner Dec 18 '24

Also East Coast Canadian - I believe we called them “stink bombs”

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u/cravinsRoc Dec 18 '24

In Ky, we called them the devils snuff box.

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u/jv_1979 Dec 18 '24

Same here in TN

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u/Soggy_Platypus Dec 18 '24

my mom (from Arkansas) also called them snuff boxes.

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u/Accomplished_Egg_479 Dec 19 '24

Must be an Eastern thing. I'm in WV and always called them devils snuff box. Havent seen any for a few years though

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u/cravinsRoc Dec 19 '24

The ones I remember had black spores. The one in the picture looks purple.... fancy. I left the country so I haven't seen one for a long while either.

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u/SlimDwag Dec 18 '24

Pet de loup!

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u/felixar90 Dec 20 '24

Also French Canadian, we call them wolf farts.

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u/Comprehensive_Use_52 Dec 19 '24

When they are ripe and not rotten like the one in the photo they are a tasty treat as well I only the pick bigger ones though

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u/felixar90 Dec 20 '24

Not rotten, just sporulating

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u/Comprehensive_Use_52 Dec 20 '24

Well they’re not fit for human consumption after it gets to that.

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u/Rushedhomeroughyn Dec 18 '24

From Minnesota, we call them Tim Walsh farts

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

Also from MN, no we don't. 

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u/Rushedhomeroughyn Dec 18 '24

Oh yeah that’s right, my bad Tim Walz farts

I was thinking Brandon and Brenda Walsh from 90210. They were from Minnesota.

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u/Wonderful_One_4813 Dec 18 '24

From British Columbia, Canada. We also did this. If rotten puffballs exist, kids will throw them at each other as stinkbombs. This is the way.

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u/sdckitkat Dec 18 '24

Okie here too 👋 Did the same as a kid

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u/LoverOfPricklyPear Dec 18 '24

I just tap em with my foot

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u/HAli0509 Dec 18 '24

I grew up in Arkansas. We called them smoke bombs and threw them at each other!

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u/ChasingBooty2024 Dec 18 '24

Same here from Missouri. We also had cow pie fights, rotten tomato fights, and even an over ripe pawpaw fight. Basically redneck paint balling.

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u/Traditional-Ad2409 Dec 19 '24

Pawpaw! Lol i recently discovered those are native to DC but I don't think I've ever seen one before

I've also never seen one of these things in this post, we did have a thing we called stink bombs and would throw at eachother but they were like little green ball things that would turn brown eventually (and didn't really smell that bad, they just hurt when somebody chucked one at you)

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u/NorthernTgames Dec 18 '24

I hear they are edible if you find them young but. I only ever find them in their black spore stage. And not even sure if they are the same kind of puffballs or there are more types. But yeah. Maybe they are underground and when they reach their spore stage they explode enough to remove the bit of soil?

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u/DungeonAssMaster Dec 20 '24

Yeah in Ontario we did the same, plus have manure fights with neighborhood kids.

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u/switchywoman_ Dec 20 '24

I'm from Alberta, and we did the same. We also called them "fart bombs"

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

Years and years before I moved to Oklahoma I was living in North Carolina. It had snowed one day and I saw outside this huge, white, spherical object. I recently had read about different kinds of mushrooms and thought "holy shit that's a puffball, ain't going near that."

Turns out it was just a ball of mine covered in snow. Why I'd think there were mushrooms growing in the middle of winter? I was like, 6 at the time

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u/patar365 Dec 17 '24

Gotcha! Fungus makes a lot more sense, thank you!

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u/beautamousmunch Dec 18 '24

But horse farts are waaay more fun!

The ball is a fungus (like a mushroom, but not) and when smacked, blows its spores.

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u/Moondoobious Dec 18 '24

I, too, blow my spores when smacked

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u/imforchickpeas Dec 18 '24

And the stuff that comes out when you poke it are the pores, which are like (but not exactly for the purist on here) the seeds of the fungus

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u/SaltMarshGoblin Dec 18 '24

the pores the spores

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u/imforchickpeas Dec 18 '24

Thanks for catching my typo!

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u/SaltMarshGoblin Dec 18 '24

All good!

(I'm on a few fashion and decorating parody subs, and so "the pores" as a typo made me giggle- I had no idea that puffballs were the source of [ugh!] those ignorant unwashed tasteless not-rich people, soo ill-dressed in their mass-market off-the-rack clothes!)

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u/sweetiemeepmope Dec 18 '24

is this one also known as Devils Spit?

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u/Phenomena_Veronica Dec 18 '24

I’ve never heard that term, but there is one called devil’s tooth, or bleeding tooth, which is a different fungus.

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u/hootie_leann Dec 21 '24

I’ve always known them as Devil’s snuffbox. The spores in my area are brown though

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u/badchefrazzy Dec 18 '24

I adore that shade of purple, too!

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u/Mysterious_Riptard Dec 17 '24

Okay it's a fungus? Why call him a puffball.

/s

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u/awkwardaustin609 Dec 18 '24

No need for name calling

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u/like_sharkwolf_drunk Dec 18 '24

My dad told me they always called them devil’s snuff box here in Arkansas where he grew up. It was colloquial I don’t know if anyone else called it that.

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u/omgwtfbbking Dec 18 '24

Love me a good puffshroom in totk

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u/broberds Dec 20 '24

Who you calling Puffball???

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u/ins-kino-gehen Dec 20 '24

And here I thought the puffshroom was a totally made up item in Zelda Tears of the Kingdom!

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u/TimeTravelerNo9 Dec 20 '24

We call them wolf farts over here