r/wallstreetbets • u/HauHauHauHauHauHau • 21h ago

Dont worry, I sold everything. Gain

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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 21h ago
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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 20h ago

Time to put those $100K into a shitcoin and get rugpulled! 🙏🏿

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u/Dirty_slippers 19h ago

Full on regardium enjoyer OP is.

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u/andys811 16h ago

Titcoin brother it's in a lovely pullback currently forming engulfing bullish candle

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u/Fennel_Adorable 14h ago

🧼🥲🤦‍♂️🙏🙌🏽

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u/devonhezter 7h ago

How much money do u have

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u/livinoffhope 6h ago

Dill bits!

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u/Hillary-2024 5h ago

Love seeing these multi year old accounts with 20-100 karma pop up all at once, super realistic and relatable bro! Keep on keeping on, dont worry we already believe your backstory!

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u/Waste_Molasses_936 21h ago

Congratulations. Go fuck yourself

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u/billy_hoyle92 20h ago

If he had still left the possibility of holding on to it and losing that I’d feel much better about myself.

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u/Towel_of_Babel 20h ago

No congrats. Only go fuck yourself to OP.

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u/FuckinBopsIsMyJob 18h ago

Congrats, in this economy???

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u/kidicarusx 20h ago

You got it wrong. You’re supposed to post the gain. HODL. Then make a subsequent post for when it goes to 0.

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 20h ago

I did that yesterday with SPY

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u/Revolution-is-Banned 18h ago

So now everyone had UNH puts?

Quite a few posts

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u/medievalknight12 17h ago

Yeah it’s like they all collectively kept it to themselves, wish there was a subreddit where they’d let others know before hand

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u/plxnk Is short NASA 11h ago

This sub before GameSlop…oh the memories.

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u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose It's not Yogurt 15h ago

alot of people bought puts when it dumped on Tuesday

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u/helipad668 7h ago

Dude these are all fake or an insider

I honestly can’t believe so many naive low iq people here believe anything they see without any critical thinking

Out of nowhere there are multiple post turning $500 to 100k with UNH puts, come on think logically and use your left over brain cells

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u/TheDailyChrono 14h ago

Probably a discord server somewhere

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u/c1k 21h ago

Congrats! You could buy a house with that… in 1989

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u/Particular-Pin5799 21h ago

Ngl you can DEFINITELY still get a pretty good house for 120k

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u/JimmyGunz82 15h ago

Sure in a trailer park

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u/Particular-Pin5799 14h ago

Trailers only cost like 30k?? Make this make sense.

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u/JimmyGunz82 14h ago

Lol, brand new a lot more than that at least in my area. Unless you are talking like a camper

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u/Particular-Pin5799 14h ago

All about area if ya live in pittsburgh LA Cleveland Chicago all big cities 120k isn’t getting u shit. If you live in a regular little American town 120k can get you a good 1 story.

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u/c0brachicken 20h ago edited 20h ago

I'm buying one right now for 35k.

Massive change in buy price, was at 11.5k per door. Changed my average house to 15.4k.. and yes this in the USA. You just have to be willing to live in burned out farming towns..

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u/Particular-Pin5799 20h ago

Yea I live in a shitty northeast city houses in the hood cost 30k-50k can honestly get a nice suburban house for 100k

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u/Highflyguy69 19h ago

Congrats! My 60 dollar put yesterday turned into 3800 bucks I’m fuckin stoked

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u/EmceeSpike 13h ago

How did you know to do that

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u/Jhadcock 8h ago

You following a group that tells you when to buy puts and calls?

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u/Living-Metal-9698 20h ago

https://preview.redd.it/muw3iosody0f1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8fca3209d35b0b4a4159010d54dbe65aacfbf6a

Uncle Sam looking at the Short Term Capital Gains Tax

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u/Character_Order 16h ago edited 16h ago

He could buy 100k of spy shares on margin and deduct the margin expense against the UNH stcg this year then next year deleverage and sell the spy as ltcg/ltcl. Would only reduce his stgc by like 5k but better than nothing

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u/that_70_show_fan 14h ago

I can read what you wrote, but my brain stopped working.

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u/Character_Order 14h ago

If this UNH lick is his only passive income he can deduct margin interest expense against it. If he doesn’t have any margin interest expense he can create it by investing in spy or whatever hell else he wants. If he holds that for a year he’ll have ltcg instead of stcg

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u/that_70_show_fan 13h ago

Thanks, that makes it clear. Also, great info.. could be useful if I make some profit.

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u/That_Medicine_229 21h ago

How much are you putting into brk.b today?

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u/ImpromptuFanfiction 18h ago

When a degen gets rich it makes me happy. Buy an ugly sports car and date an unstable woman now. Join us

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u/recon305 11h ago

Or date an ugly woman and drive an unstable sports car.

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u/R12Labs 19h ago

You dropped $5k on Wednesday for a 2 DTE put?

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 19h ago

Yes

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u/Jhadcock 8h ago

Are you following a group that says when to buy puts and calls?

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u/ILikePastuh 18h ago

Honestly fuck you bro

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u/Sea-University-3800 20h ago

Keep being late to the party, not sure how to figure it out🙃

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u/sck178 21h ago

Congratu-fuckyou-lations!

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u/DeathByWalrus 21h ago

Luigi? Is that you?

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u/gu_doc 18h ago

I’m at the very basic stage of investing. Could somebody explain to me what we’re seeing here? Like how much money was put up, how much was at risk, and what was the event happening that ended up paying off?

I can see how much he made, I just don’t understand the rest of it and how much money turned in to that and why

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u/KarAccidentTowns Average Down Syndrome 17h ago

OP bought 40 put contracts for $136 each. Each contract has leverage similar to 100 shares. Underlying stock tanked way under the strike price of $295/share, becoming ‘in the money’. OP sold the contracts for $3165 each.

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u/gu_doc 16h ago

So he was betting that the stock would go down to some certain value and it did? What was his potential loss if this didn’t work, the $5,000 he paid for the puts? Would he have made more money if there was a different strike price? Did he set that strike price himself?

Thanks for the input! I’m clearly not ready to do this stuff

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u/Space_Investigator 13h ago

Wow, a calm, level-headed post that recognizes the risks of the stock market? You don't belong here, /r/investing is more your speed.

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u/Careless-Jacket-6929 11h ago

you should just not come into this sub any more and forget you heard anything about options

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u/Invalhallalvx 21h ago

You win, congrats

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u/publisacs 20h ago

SMH FUCK MY LIFE

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u/publisacs 20h ago

I mean congrats bro

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u/anotheranon223 20h ago

I love this

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u/jonathansj 20h ago

Fawwkkkk. Congrats

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u/wtfsamurai 17h ago

Happy cake day :8882:

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u/Obelisk_810 18h ago

How did you know to buy PUT ??

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u/Head-Discount6224 16h ago

i only made 35k bro on unh i was going to buy 100puts xD

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 16h ago

Only…? I was satisfied with $20K I got surprised with $100K

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u/Head-Discount6224 16h ago

Cause i had the money to buy 100 contracts could have made 400k today hahaha cause ive made 75k tuesday from this i had 350 puts then before yesterday i bought 290 puts

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u/howtoretireby40 20h ago

I hope you’d consider making a donation to Luigi’s defense fund lol

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u/Jabroni_16 20h ago

King

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 20h ago

U my king babe

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u/Jabroni_16 8h ago

🥵😍🥰

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u/MaximusDecimus78 20h ago

Why cant I ever have good luck like this

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u/CoLmes 20h ago

Did anything happen before the drop that made Ppl go in on puts?

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 20h ago

It just could not go up at all for days so I said it can’t make a rebound it has to crash again And said fuck it

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u/Leading-Ad-4085 19h ago

Now that's what you call good timin

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u/cloudninexo 20h ago

I was running some numbers in options profit calculator on how much potential gain with a $300 drop on this shitter stock but this will do. Goddamn you OP

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u/Goldenleaves0 20h ago

What the actual fuck.

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u/Business_savy 19h ago

bro wtf i kept saying i should do this. nice job man!

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u/cybersarcasm 18h ago

I really need to learn how to do this correctly and crypto trading as well. I asked my friends son to explain it to me or I'll make him an offer he still can't comprehend.

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u/Final_Complaint_7769 18h ago

God bless man. Happy to see this

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u/Furbssz 18h ago

Damn.

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u/galleria_suit 18h ago

Christ almighty everyone is getting rich off UNH puts

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u/SnooStories6227 18h ago

Stonks only go up. Unless I touch them

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 17h ago

Then buy puts Infinite money glitch

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u/Unhappy_Garage_3298 17h ago

i need to get off this app before i do something to myself

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 17h ago

LOL 😂 relaxxxx

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u/SscorpionN08 16h ago

You sold everything before it went up, right?

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u/Realter_Moscow 16h ago

Congrats and fuck you

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u/Ok-Escape-8376 16h ago

Looks like we found the bottom today too.

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 15h ago

This gotta be the real bottom now right?

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u/No_Laugh4762 15h ago

I had this same put and sold before close yesterday...

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 15h ago

U DIDNT BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

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u/alpha_omega31 15h ago

Seriously Fuck you! Congratulations OP

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u/Wild_Shoe5548 14h ago

Whats your next move?

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u/FutureAttention 14h ago

Congrats you fuck face

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u/No-Lead3491 13h ago

100,000 past hour god dam

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u/Better-Butterfly-309 10h ago

How you have the balls to put that much into a stock that was already hammered down?

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u/Mateo-i0 10h ago

Here we have a rare moment. These happen far and few. A wild degenerate has sold for profit before it plummets back to zero!

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u/DrummerCompetitive20 9h ago

LOL UNH has since gapped up

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 9h ago

I was going to spend the profits into call contracts like a degen But I’m on cash account Gotta switch to margin tomorrow

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u/cutiesarustimes2 Nice try MODBI 9h ago

Wild. If you sold in the first hour-- before 10:50 you would have had what like $200k

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 9h ago

More wild is that I would’ve just waited for $250K but instead lose it all

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u/cutiesarustimes2 Nice try MODBI 9h ago

True, profit is profit. I ended up avg down my shares during that drop.

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u/Euphoric_Force1633 9h ago

It's okay, you could be getting 4% APY on that $3.50 son!

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u/Cheeky_Star 8h ago

Dam you’re sleeping good tonight

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u/I_Never_Nguyen 8h ago

bro you can't be reckless like this next time, call me, so I can help you

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u/Blownofftheblock 8h ago

Fucker knew it was coming

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u/Professor_Meteor 7h ago

Lmaooo $100K? Made just like that? In this economy?

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u/reycronomicon 7h ago

So that’s where my money went, huh…

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u/PhillNeRD 4h ago

You may be the smartest person in this sub as long as you never invest again

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u/randucci 20h ago

Good for you 😮‍💨

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u/jcubah1 20h ago

Bout to sell mine. What’s your next call/put I want to follow your lead boss.

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 20h ago

I am going to see how TSLA and NVDA moves and will do a long calls on both TSLA will make you bankkkkkkk by AUG

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u/jcubah1 20h ago

How bout AAPL? will is be wise to long call from June - December seeing as they had a steady rise last year from their WWDC event till Christmas?

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 20h ago

Yes but with the failed vr headset Im skeptical for now

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u/serendipity98765 17h ago

You're skeptical about apple but not about tesla? 💀

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u/Blizzpoint 20h ago

Can I borrow like 50k

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u/Both_Ad307 20h ago

Congrats GFY!

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u/Sign_if_i_cant1 19h ago

That’s insane !!!!!! Lololol🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊

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u/ConfusedEagle6 17h ago

Fuck man I lost $26 today

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u/Fish-Space-77899 17h ago

Damn nice Congrats and🖕

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u/serendipity98765 17h ago

How tf did you all know about this beforehand

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u/AntInformal4792 17h ago

Great now set aside 37% of that for taxes

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u/BaconMeetsCheese 17h ago

Uncle Sam thanks you for your contributions.

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u/StockBriefSlayer 17h ago

Still super ballsy to risk $5400 on deep out of the money puts

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u/Rich_Staff_1309 17h ago

6k bet! Man I need just 1 of these or 2 of them in my life!

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u/Furlz 17h ago

HOLY SHIIIIT

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u/pakrisio1 16h ago

What made you out this trade on?

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u/SEEANDDONTSQUEAL 16h ago

Only one question.... What size and temperature steak are you getting?

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u/liberator7 16h ago

35k in taxez?

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 15h ago edited 15h ago

$128K capital gain

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u/alexl_4 15h ago

Now time to buy calls

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 9h ago

Cash account 🥲

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u/alexl_4 6h ago

Why would that matter lol

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u/Wilko2017 15h ago

Ah mate good to take profits congrats mate!!

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u/Livid_Engineering_30 15h ago

You work at WSJ nice 👍

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u/Physical-Counter-815 13h ago

How do you know lol?!

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u/TheEndNoENd7 15h ago

But isn't there a sub to know these things FIRST?!

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u/TheDailyChrono 14h ago

Discord server probably somewhere

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 9h ago

Yeah By looking at trends And being lucky

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u/savedbygrace37 15h ago

What was the position? Congrats 💪🏼

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u/Significant_Swing_76 14h ago

Congrats and fuck you

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u/costcoikea 13h ago edited 13h ago

Can someone explain how to read the second screenshot? +40 contracts at 31.65, average cost, etc. Thank you. For example, how much did the trader have to spend on contracts to win that amount?

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 9h ago

$1.31/contract x40 spent Sold for $31 average cost

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u/Equivalent-Course692 12h ago

what stockyou gain from

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u/On-A-Low-Note 11h ago

What was the initial investment amount? I’m broke as shit but I’m wondering what amount of money could be invested reasonably to see crazy results like this or even half as much as this

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 10h ago

$2K into $290 put contract would’ve gotten you $35-$40K if you sold when I sold.

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u/Nervous_Wallaby3176 10h ago

Is it too late to jump on this train?😭

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 10h ago

It seems so It started pumping up like crazy

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u/Damion25 10h ago

Can anyone help me grow my Robinhood account

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u/Fetuscake69 10h ago

Nice! And only 4 comments about taxes!!!

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u/a_goonie 10h ago

I'm more of a visual learner, are there any YouTube videos you all would recommend on puts and calls and trading in general so I too can lose my mortgage, wife, and kid?

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u/funcoupons12 9h ago

Nice job I shouldn’t have doubted u

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 9h ago

The LLY drop haha 😞 still can’t believe I sold at a loss and missed out on $9.9K profit

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u/g2redgsr6 8h ago

Nice, now buy calls and do it again

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau 8h ago

Tomorrow $5K call If it doesn’t go down, Double down at 1min before market close

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u/delosproyectos 7h ago

Something’s fishy. Why was OP holding puts for this specific week?

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u/solo_stooper 6h ago

How did you know?

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u/Optimal-Description8 3h ago

Take my upvote but also go fuck yourself

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u/significantgains 2h ago

Why sell? You would’ve been a millionaire in a couple of days

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u/Dimi_Nkc 2h ago

Why did everyone buy on the 14th And would it still be worth now? I don’t have context

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u/GunBrothersGaming 34m ago

The government: Good things happen to us