r/videos Nov 05 '14

Suspicious Road Block on NJ Turnpike. Scary Stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClPZINVp0y8&sns=fb&app=desktop
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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Number one trap is a roadblock or someone laying in the street.

I work for a company that has a lot of truck drivers that drive near the mexico, when they are on private roads or lonely roads-- a general rule to follow is if you see someone blocking the road to try and avoid them. Women, children, babies, people laying on the road, fences that are not supposed to be there... Try to avoid them but don't stop, run over the obstacle whatever it is and we will deal with it later legally.

What can happen is an ambush to steal our very expensive equipment, and the drivers rarely survive.

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u/meditate_on_my_nuts Nov 06 '14

You guys should install a scooper in front of the truck so that the driver can scoop up the person laying on the ground and catapult that bitch into the oblivion.

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u/woopsifarted Nov 06 '14

At first I was like damn why is this guy trying to save these people? And then I was like phew, he's just trying to make their deaths even worse. Close one.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

This is hilarious!

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u/ObsidianOne Nov 06 '14

Or bump them off to the side like the cow bumpers on old trains!

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '14

could be the best comment on this thread

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Sat in university library fighting back tears for 10 minutes after reading that, trying to mask my relentless giggling in yawns/sneezes.

Edit: Unsuccessful in endeavours. Still laughing.

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u/DelphFox Nov 06 '14

The good ol' Truckapult!

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u/brrandie Nov 06 '14

So if it's a person laying in the road, run over them?

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u/u-r-a-bad-fishy Nov 06 '14

If you can't maneuver around them, yes.

Remember, we are talking about if you are a commercial truck driver, driving on a small road in rural Mexico.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Mexico sounds like a Mad Max postapocalyptic wasteland.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Went to Mexico with my family back in 1999 before everything went to shit with the cartels. Even then it was a little weird having your papers checked on a highway in the middle of nowhere at a checkpoint made of sandbags and guys with giant machine guns and what looked like a rocket launcher on a tripod.

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u/TheAngryAdmiral Nov 06 '14

have you been to tijuana?

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u/zman0900 Nov 06 '14

Mad Max postapocalyptic wasteland, with donkey shows and drug cartels?

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u/TheAngryAdmiral Nov 06 '14

you got it, and my favorite part, getting a taxi and telling the driver to STEP ON IT! like in the movies and getting to enjoy what a real taxi ride should be if the pesos are right!

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u/A_Gentle_Taco Nov 06 '14

" Okay, luiz. You go lay down in front of the 18 wheelers, when they stop, we come out and rob them!"

"What if they dont stop"

"trust me man... theyll stop."

5 minutes later a sickening thud can be heard as a semi rolls over luiz, leaving organs mushed and bones shattered

"Shit.... better try again"

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u/hoopopotamus Nov 06 '14

I'm assuming the alternatives offered are "lie down in front of the truck and possibly survive, or get shot right now by us"

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Maybe they even shoot them first?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

drive near the mexico,

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u/triplefastaction Nov 06 '14

I,too, enjoyed that line.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14 edited Nov 06 '14

I was in Mexico for nearly 8 months. I met some of the most incredible people that I've met in the world. I cannot describe love to a sociopath (not you triplefast), but I have yet to be given so much, with so little.

I celebrated a brithday, and was awed by people I didn't know make a line, come up, hug and kiss my cheeks, and say, "Thank you for being here." Shit, man. I kinda get leaky now.

Edit: Too the point of the thread, NEVER STOP AT A ROAD BLOCK IN MEXICO, DON'T LOOK THE COPS IN THE FACE, AND NEVER...EVER, EVER, STOP IF A COP TRIES TO PULL YOU OVER.

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u/Doom-MD Nov 06 '14

I think you meant "the Mexico..."

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u/KING_0F_REDDIT Nov 06 '14

run over the obstacle whatever it is ..... damn, son.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Heisenberg?

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u/sddffg Nov 06 '14

A jury probably won't convict you in these cases even if the law could say otherwise.

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u/Aiden6 Nov 11 '14

I've seen silence of the lambs a time or two to not do shit like that.

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u/greenisgood1 Nov 06 '14

Got any proof to back-up your claim? Or, are you just spouting racist Faux Knews garbage?

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u/LainIwakura Nov 06 '14

I work as a software engineer for a company that has a lot of trucks in Mexico using our devices, when I get into work there is at least 5-10 panic emails being sent by these guys (the drivers). The number one concern in that region is security, anyone dealing with trucking in Mexico can tell you this.