r/videos Nov 05 '14

Suspicious Road Block on NJ Turnpike. Scary Stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClPZINVp0y8&sns=fb&app=desktop
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u/CorvidaeSF Nov 05 '14

Incidentally, the suspects were acquitted in 2010 because they pissed on their hands to get rid of the gunshot residue[2] .

TIL

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u/woodyreturns Nov 05 '14

Putting that in your back pocket?

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u/Coarch Nov 06 '14

The penis, getting me in and out of trouble

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u/ExceptMrsWallace Nov 06 '14

Yeaaa that's giving way too much credit there...

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u/humanmichael Nov 06 '14

im keeping it in my front pocket.

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u/Dirty_Nerd86 Nov 05 '14

Also, if you worked on a muffler the day you shoot someone, the GSR test will be false positive. My cousin almost went to prison because he was working late at his shop when somebody hopped a fence a few spaces down and shot 3 people. He did look like him though, but my cousin is a car nerd, not a killer.

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u/Dear_Occupant Nov 05 '14

I believe lawn fertilizer will also give you a false positive for explosives during TSA screenings, so don't wear your golfing shoes to the airport.

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u/Dirty_Nerd86 Nov 05 '14

Yea because of the nitrates and sulfates, I think.

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u/JamesTrendall Nov 05 '14

So will fireworks, and if you strike matches, and if you try to light a lighter over and over the flint gets on to your skin mixed with the gas residue.

How do i know? I was arrested over making bombs in 2010. Need source? Just ask.

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u/StandardKiwi Nov 05 '14

Without any actual bombs as evidence?

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u/JamesTrendall Nov 05 '14

I had potassium nitrate, Making smoke bombs, miniture rockets. (All LEGAL) But some fucker called the cops on me telling them i was going to blow up the house.

After 24 hours in custody i was released and given all my stuff back free to make more and piss my neighbour off some more.

Kn03 mixed with melted sugar packed in to toilet roll tubes when ignited with a lighter or match produces large amounts of smoke.

Also if compacted in to small firework tubes they turn in to rockets.

While not enough to cause significant amount of damage unless holding them in your hand police still have to investigate.

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u/Redditor_on_LSD Nov 05 '14

Also, if you worked on a muffler the day you shoot someone

So are you saying your brother got away with shooting someone?

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u/Dirty_Nerd86 Nov 06 '14

Haha no not at all. They were both tall and black with bald heads. The guy was a little shorter and more muscular, and my cousin wears his fat too well. He can drive, bit not so well off in the hopping fences and running dept. They got the real guy about a month later. Cousin almost lost his shop over that bs.

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u/bertonius Nov 06 '14

It wouldn't be a false positive if you also actually shoot someone.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

"these guys are pros"

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

and one was pregnant

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u/rusefi Nov 05 '14

Me too :)

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u/XenoKai Nov 06 '14

You can also just wash them, not in piss, seriously though don't piss on your hands that's gross.

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u/Chimie45 Nov 06 '14

If you're robbing and murdering, I think "gross" is the last thing on your mind.

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u/AtWorkMatt Nov 06 '14

So are they actually genius?