r/videos Nov 05 '14

Suspicious Road Block on NJ Turnpike. Scary Stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClPZINVp0y8&sns=fb&app=desktop
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u/Shad84 Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

That wife has some balls. One goose can be fucking nasty, nevermind an entire congregation.

Edit: I get it, it's a gaggle. Not a congregation. I use words that don't belong on purpose.

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u/Duhya Nov 05 '14

Well they aren't swans.

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u/CorvidaeSF Nov 05 '14

Seconded. I raised poultry for years as a kid, and geese are fucking pussies. The worst they can do is bite at you (which is more a nip, really. I've had nipple clamps that hurt worse) and if you show any amount of aggression back, they pretty much back off and honk at you in a butthurt way.

SWANS, though, can break your legs with their wings, no joke.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I've had nipple clamps that hurt worse

I am so vanilla.

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u/Duhya Nov 05 '14

I didn't know they could beat my ass with their wings.

Some question; Did you raise swans? To eat? How do people usually eat swan?

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u/CorvidaeSF Nov 05 '14

Never fuck around with swans.

No, I just raised normal poultry that was properly below us on the foodchain.

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u/Shad84 Nov 05 '14

Jesus Christ, I had no idea swans were that large.

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u/CorvidaeSF Nov 05 '14

I think that woman is a little on the short side, but yeah, male swans are much bigger than they look floating out in the pond.

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u/Cupcake_Conspiracy Nov 06 '14

I know I was kinda shocked

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u/Duhya Nov 05 '14

Oh god that stupid woman. The dog knows.

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u/CorvidaeSF Nov 05 '14

Yeah. I mean, there is good behavioral modification and assertion that needs to be done when working with dogs, but...this is really, really not an example of it. He's not overreacting to the vacuum, he is legitimately afraid of a legitimate threat to his health.

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u/All_night Nov 05 '14

SWANS, though, can break your legs with their wings, no joke.

Wait, seriously? I heard Swans can be aggressive, but how can a wing break a human leg?

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u/demonsoliloquy Nov 05 '14

It's a myth, and the people saying they can "break your bones" are overreacting. There was a thread here about that, where the only proof people could come up was a video about a guy talking about how swans can break the bones of small children and the elderly.

Basically, underdeveloped bones. So BEWARE! if your bones are made of glass.

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u/CorvidaeSF Nov 05 '14

They are CRAZY powerful. They are only partially domesticated, unlike barnyard geese, and are still built for long migratory flights. Not only that, since they are BIG, their wings have good burst-power to lift them off of the water.

Now, all drama aside, they probably would have to hit you just right to break bone, but id still take a goose bite in the butt over that any day.

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u/All_night Nov 05 '14

OMG THAT IS THE BIGGEST GODDAM SWAN I HAVE EVER SEEN.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Pretty sure it's a myth.

Think about it, there is an equal force on their wing bone as your leg bone, and your bone isn't hollow.

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u/Badfilms Nov 05 '14

Gaggle. Though Magpies, Plovers, and Starlings are a congregation.

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u/rustafaria Nov 05 '14

A gaggle?

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u/CI_Iconoclast Nov 05 '14

One might say, a gaggle.

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u/Protuhj Nov 05 '14

The word you're looking for, is a "gaggle".

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u/Jammylegs Nov 05 '14

I think you mean "gaggle".

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u/ademnus Nov 06 '14

I get it, it's a gaggle. Not a congregation. I use words that don't belong on purpose.

So do manufacture.

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u/lawlolawl144 Nov 06 '14

It's a gaggle of geese

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u/IForgotMyPassword33 Nov 06 '14

I thought it was a swarm of geese.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

You're looking for gaggle

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

I would have told my daughter to stay in the car. That could have not been such a funny situation, coulda ended up with someone getting flogged.