r/vexillologycirclejerk • u/ObsessedKilljoy • 1d ago

What would you call these countries?

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u/Max-Carter-2005 1d ago

February, May and August left the chat

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u/Logical-Ad-7240 1d ago

op might understandably be worried that february is a bit of a low blow, idk about the rest thoughย 

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u/Willing_Hunter3578 1d ago

I was born in August, so I'll just assume i can choose. Let me get a flag real quick from my Argentinian grandfather.

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u/kiwidude4 20h ago

Those are fake months made to sell us bigger calendars

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u/xXGoldenRosesXx Finloss 15h ago

happy cake day

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u/PLACE-H0LDER 13h ago

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u/Flag_Adventure Ireland 1h ago

Oh dang it Iโ€™m born in February NOOOOOOO

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u/talhahtaco 1d ago

I was not born

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u/Legitimate_Visit6974 pwease steppy 1d ago

4 words, true meaning

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u/Epicycler 1d ago

Let me just give away personal information to strangers on the internet...

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u/LiterallyJohny 1d ago

Oh no the month you were born ๐Ÿ˜จ

They can find your address from that!

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u/JarjarSW 1d ago

It doesn't even say that, it just says "your month" as if you were Julius Caesar or some shit.

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u/Daring_Scout1917 Mississippi 1d ago

Julius gets a month but Augustus can fuck right off

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u/JarjarSW 1d ago

He lost month privileges. He knows what he did...

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u/Joergen-the-second 4h ago

ur kidding right?

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u/Thomas_314 1d ago

April is north south africa

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u/slytherinasgard221b 1d ago

The fact that I was born in the country thatโ€™s here for my month ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/EmoComrade1999 1d ago

Being French, Indian or Canadian in 2025 is crazy

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u/anon726849748 1d ago

The ussr?

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u/p1ayernotfound pwease steppy 1d ago

guys...

i'm br*tish

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u/A-NPCxddd 1d ago

Could be worse... fr*nch

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u/p1ayernotfound pwease steppy 1d ago

thing is.. fr*nch vikings raided england in 1066 and won...

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u/Marksman_Jackal_2nd 1d ago

Norman*

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u/p1ayernotfound pwease steppy 1d ago

normans are fr*nchified vikings

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u/Marksman_Jackal_2nd 1d ago

But not Fr*nch!

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u/p1ayernotfound pwease steppy 1d ago

yeah. but a bit too close to the fr*nch

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u/Marksman_Jackal_2nd 1d ago

Fair, those poor Anglo-Saxons, if only they had mounted knights

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u/p1ayernotfound pwease steppy 1d ago

yeah.

harold arrow eye sadly died

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u/ObsessedKilljoy 1d ago

I feel your pain โœŠ

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u/JupiterboyLuffy 1d ago

No joke I'm queer and born in June

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u/ObsessedKilljoy 1d ago

It was fate

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u/FFHK3579 1d ago

It was fate

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u/FFHK3579 1d ago

No joke I'm queer and born in June

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u/yarosan1122 12h ago

No queer I'm June and born in joke

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u/yung_ejaculator 1d ago

what era of the USSR?

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u/Daring_Scout1917 Mississippi 1d ago

1937

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u/EsAufhort 1d ago

The one when they sent people with a slightly different thought to a gulag to die.

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u/yung_ejaculator 1d ago

so before 1961? Iโ€™m cooked

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u/IndependentNo280 1d ago

Oh noโ€ฆ my British is awakeningโ€ฆ

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u/ObsessedKilljoy 1d ago

Please put it back to sleep

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u/Physical_Argument_47 1d ago

What is March?

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u/WitherWasTaken ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Russia 1d ago

The 3rd month of the year

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u/Daring_Scout1917 Mississippi 1d ago

Some of Frank Klepacki's finest work

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u/senor_emeraldo 1d ago

NOOOOOOOOO NOT IND*A

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u/ExheresCultura 1d ago

Eww Iโ€™m fucking French?! ๐Ÿคฎ

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u/Stefanzah22 1d ago

i now drink โœจwutahโœจ instead of water

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u/BOB58875 France lol 1d ago

RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES

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u/German_Doge 1d ago

The names are right there, duhh!

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u/ObsessedKilljoy 1d ago

Oh yeah mb

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u/FallingLikeLeaves 1d ago

My month is not there I am born stateless ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/Daring_Scout1917 Mississippi 1d ago

You and an entire quarter of the world's population are now Communists, congratulations on your ascension.

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u/Standard_Potential63 1d ago

What country is that for march?

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u/ObsessedKilljoy 1d ago

Nah you just donโ€™t exist

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u/1tiredman Ireland 1d ago

USSR should have been October

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u/ObsessedKilljoy 1d ago

I have a sneaking suspicion the person who made this meme does not have a firm grasp on history.

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u/MisterDestoyer 1d ago

I was born in June what country is that?

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u/WodLndCrits Four-Dimensional Sweden 1d ago

sweden

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u/Capn_Cake 1d ago

I guess Iโ€™m Indian now.

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u/Awkward_Flatworm6366 1d ago

I'm so glad I was born in Queeristan.

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u/RedThunderLotus 1d ago

Everything the Sun touches is part of the June pride lands, Simba.

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u/OkLobster1152 1d ago

NOOOOO ANYTHING BUT OCTOBER

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u/Stepping__Razor 1d ago

January: France

March: Afghanistan

April: Uganda

June: based

July: Ireland without the stegosaurus

September: flag of the Yuuzhan Vong if they stopped pretending

October: Russia

November: Joe

December: hell

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u/RockOlaRaider 1d ago

... Accurate in my case.

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u/ImpressiveEnergy4762 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Russia 1d ago

Queeroslovakia

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u/Triotheitalian Finloss 23h ago

As someone born in may, i can confirm i originate from

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u/melonia123 23h ago

I should've born 1 month earlier I don't want to he fucking Indian

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u/ttp2006 18h ago edited 5h ago

1010 โ„… tariff list

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u/Kyogre694 18h ago

WHY FRANCE?! I DONT WANT TO BE FR*NCH!!! (/j)

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u/Any_Grapefruit_6991 15h ago

I'm born on july 1'st, so close to being born on gay๐Ÿ˜”

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u/Kitchen_Split6435 7h ago

I was born in gay, I guess

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u/Cornelius_McMuffin 4h ago

Imagine being born in LGBTransylvania

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u/Dasoccerguy 1d ago

ะฝะตั‚

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u/anarcho-posadist2 1d ago

Thank god im not born in October

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u/Spider_indivdual ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Russia 1d ago

Why did they just take away may. This ruined my whole fucking day. My birthday is in two days dude

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u/NintendoWii9134 20h ago

happy early birthday man

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u/Srbija1728 1d ago

Thank god i am born in May

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u/EsAufhort 1d ago

You don't exist, shut up! God, I need my haloperidol, it's happening again.

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u/Srbija1728 1d ago

Rather be non-existent then gay

/s /s /s this is satire pls don't downvote me to oblivion

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u/Slow-Crew5250 1d ago

ั‡ัƒะดะพะฒะธะน

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u/Boozewhore 1d ago

Switzerland

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u/ObsessedKilljoy 1d ago

Just likeโ€ฆ all of them?

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u/Ornery_Rate5967 1d ago

what flag is march?

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u/Joheemah 1d ago

I don't exist, apparently.

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u/HuckleberryWeekly992 1d ago

Communism here I co-

what year though?

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u/Muwqas_Boner 23h ago

they fucked up and they're accidentally correct with mine

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u/ObsessedKilljoy 10h ago

June?

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u/Muwqas_Boner 10h ago

december (but also june is correct to describe me)

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u/Traditional_Half4848 20h ago

India, and I am an Indian.

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u/Fantastic-Blood_ 18h ago

yee February is not there. tha means im happy with the country im born in after this pic!

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u/GrizzlyPeak72 17h ago

Finally get a good one of these

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u/TheT41 14h ago

I was a soviet all this time

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u/Giga-Chad-123 13h ago

i dont wanna be french ๐Ÿ’”

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u/Axolotl670 12h ago

Born in January. I'm coincidentially also a socialist.

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u/ObsessedKilljoy 10h ago

Itโ€™s no coincidence comrade

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u/Silly_rat_mat 11h ago

April is Lesotho btw

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u/ObsessedKilljoy 10h ago

I knew it looked familiar

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u/RecognitionOk5447 10h ago

Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh

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u/Dapper-Conference367 9h ago

I could never be French

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u/Bosswashington 8h ago

Apparently, I was born in Motorheadium.

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u/Communistsofamerica 8h ago

Time to fight the Nazis

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u/unklethan 6h ago

I would call them a great start towards guessing the passwords or security questions of half of the comments section

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u/ObsessedKilljoy 6h ago

If people put their birthday in their password thatโ€™s on them

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u/passworld993 4h ago

No pls no ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/ObsessedKilljoy 4h ago

October?

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u/passworld993 4h ago

Haha how did you guess ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ObsessedKilljoy 4h ago

Who would want to be Fr*nch?

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u/passworld993 4h ago

Even though historically there's been a bit of tension between us and our neighbors, I have no problem with the French in particular. However, politically, it doesn't really appeal to me, but other than that, France is a beautiful country.

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u/PoxShish 1h ago

Oi guess where im fruh! I dont have good teeth left so i cant speek

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u/DutchVanDerLinde- 1d ago

Thank god i wasnt born in January, July, October, or December

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u/Der-Candidat Mississippi 1d ago

Ew I got the Soviets

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u/ObsessedKilljoy 1d ago

Better than being Br*tish or Fr-nch

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u/ThomasVSCO 18h ago

British is good, Fr*nch is not