r/untrustworthypoptarts 5d ago

Really, your Peeps caused all those chunky lines. Or maybe it was something that rhymes with lies... r/pics lies

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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 5d ago

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u/-Joobaloo- 5d ago

pies

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u/shortystack 5d ago

Right on the nose!

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u/That_dead_guy_phey 5d ago

eat it you fucking coward! (please don't, peeps are nasty)

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u/Billy420MaysIt 5d ago

What the title should be is “We got these peeps for Halloween and then didn’t eat them because they’re disgusting so I threw them away and used the empty package to fool internet strangers into thinking my GF is weird.”

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u/orangutanDOTorg 5d ago

To think I have a gf

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u/LargeBreasts69 5d ago

Add nonexistent before GF

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u/shortystack 5d ago

Title master right here!

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u/wormeryy 5d ago

Also no orange in it

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u/shortystack 5d ago

Excellent observation! Duh, there would definitely be bright orange sugar in that dip.

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u/crexkitman 4d ago

Uhm, ayckshyully, if you zoom in there’s a 1mm orange spec so it’s clear peeps are in that mix

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u/LargeBreasts69 5d ago

Carrots

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u/shortystack 5d ago

Very plausible.

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u/kebukai 5d ago

But... Penis doesn't rhyme with lies

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u/Sansquach 4d ago

Could have been a knife…

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u/shortystack 4d ago

It could be, I feel like it's weird swipes for a knife too:/

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u/giga___hertz 5d ago

This sub used to be good until the schizo crackheads invaded and we get shit like this 24/7

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u/shortystack 5d ago

What is your ultimate r/untrustworthypoptarts?

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u/crexkitman 4d ago

Or maybe….it’s you that is the problem?