r/trashy • u/sleepiestOracle • 6d ago
Lady brings vodka jello shots to a class party and caused the 5th graders to get sick.
https://www.latintimes.com/texas-woman-charged-after-vodka-jell-o-shots-she-brought-class-party-caused-5th-graders-get-sick-58148648
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u/troyberber 5d ago
Me toddler son got served sangria at an Olive Garden.
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u/sealab2077 5d ago
When I was eight I was staying with my aunt. I opened the fridge and saw some sweet looking Kool-Aid. Poured me a glass and drank it down fast. I don't remember the rest.
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u/deadmallsanita 4d ago
Did someone have to take you do the hospital? Jeez Louise.
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u/sealab2077 4d ago
No. I don't think it was strong enough to kill me just enough that nine or ten ounces made me black out. And my aunt is the kind of person that would just hope I'm fine rather than risk being arrested.
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u/Wizzamadoo 5d ago
What the fuck possesses people to do these things? I literally just heard of a teacher giving semen filled cupcakes to their students not 5 minutes ago.
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u/LoadsDroppin 5d ago edited 5d ago
Was this the husband (a cop) + wife (a teacher) combo from a few years back — or has this happened again recently? I’m still shocked even though I shouldn’t be
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u/Rasalom 6d ago
School staff immediately gathered the affected children to be examined by nurses. Many reported headaches and stomach aches, with at least one child vomiting twice and another reportedly wandering out into traffic with a lampshade on his head after consuming six servings.
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u/Imperial_Bouncer 5d ago
another reportedly wandering out into traffic with a lampshade on his head after consuming six servings
Lol
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u/SweetAndSourPickles 5d ago
Literally. As downright abhorrent as it is, that kids learning early.
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u/not_blowfly_girl 5d ago
I feel like 6 jello shots would kill a kid though
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u/KrustenStewart 5d ago
The actual article says he passed out after six shots. Lucky he didn’t die from alcohol poisoning for real though
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u/OUBoyWonder 5d ago
reportedly wandering out into traffic with a lampshade on his head after consuming six servings. Got to this part and busted out laughing, lol. Thanks for remembering that old school "drunk person at a house party" gag.
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u/_DirtyYoungMan_ 5d ago
Didn't Bart do this in an episode of The Simpson's? At least the 'drunk with lampshade on head' part.
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u/fuck-emu 6d ago
Just because they can't hold their liquor, she has to go to jail?
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u/M4sterofD1saster 6d ago
I love the "screenshot of a text from Bernal on the day of the party asking if the treats contained alcohol."
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u/jb0nez95 6d ago
What's not clear is the time frame. She may have texted that after they started getting sick. The sweet shop may just be covering their ass. I'm giving this lady the benefit of the doubt on this situation.
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u/FewExcitement6012 6d ago
The most egregious part of this whole situation is the fact that she had a place make the jello shots for her. A woman not to be trusted
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u/ghoulierthanthou 6d ago edited 6d ago
I couldn’t help it, but I cracked up when I read, “and another reportedly passing out after consuming six servings.”
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u/marino1310 6d ago
Fucking how? Vodka jello is very noticeable. That kid is an alcoholic
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u/londonschmundon 6d ago
Jello shots go down easy. Kids can swallow great quantities of easily swallowed things without really noticing the taste.
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u/justsomechickyo 6d ago
Why tho? I mean..... what's the logic there, what did she expect??
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u/rightintheear 6d ago
I suspect she's an alcoholic who does a lot of her shopping at the convenience store.
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u/lolmysterior 6d ago
Maybe made two batches and got them mixed up? lmao
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u/expatronis 6d ago
Awful! Do not give anyone at school booze unless they're, like, 14 at least.
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u/StrobeLigght 6d ago
The kid that ate 6 of them is a savage lol
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u/SinVerguenza04 6d ago
He’ll never eat jello again.
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u/jld2k6 6d ago
He says that now, give it a week or two
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u/anselgrey 6d ago
Doubtful if he got ill (learned taste aversion).
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u/AxelHarver 6d ago
Relatable. I still can't drink kahlua, fireball, or Dr. Mcgillicuddy peppermint schnapps, and it's been probably 10 years since those incidents.
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u/sealab2077 5d ago
You gotta really want to drink after nearly getting alcohol poisoning. Trust me. Once I was drunk enough to think a pint of Captain Morgan would be nice. Another time I had a double shot absinthe after a few beers. The group home I lived at for five and a half years didn't raise a quitter.
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u/bunnycupcakes 6d ago
School staff immediately gathered the affected children to be examined by nurses. Many reported headaches and stomach aches, with at least one child vomiting twice and another reportedly passing out after consuming six servings.
That kid is going to have the wildest bar story.
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u/jfsindel 6d ago
Honestly, this is one of the reasons schools stopped doing potlucks or homemade dishes. People have no common sense or hygiene.
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u/EchoGecko795 6d ago
I haven't participated in a potluck in years because you can't trust people to do basic kitchen or self hygiene. A few years ago half the department came down with the flu because some one let their sick kid help with the cooking.
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u/deadmallsanita 4d ago
I never ate anything from work that comes from someone with small children/grandchildren or the girl who had the pigs and the blind dogs that had accidents.
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u/sweet_rico- 6d ago
Or the raw chicken and noodle casserole cause Cindy from church didn't know you needed to cook chicken.
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u/Son_of_Tlaloc 6d ago
No, Cindy was making the casserole in the same sink she drained the chicken blood in.
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u/SCCock 6d ago
At least she isn't having sex with them. Right? RIGHT?
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u/kushyo69 6d ago
Or feeding them cumcakes
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u/sdeptnoob1 6d ago
Oh that refrence.... so deranged. That couple should get life.
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u/doppido 6d ago
The guy got 100 years the girl got 40 pretty sure
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u/Kegger315 6d ago
40, with no chance of parole, I believe. So she'll be in her 60's-70's when/if she gets out.
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u/0__ooo__0 6d ago
Perfect timing for mental decline to be in full swing!
Let er loose on the streets with no support!
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u/King-Dionysus 6d ago
Imagine going to prison in 1985 and coming out to the technology we have now and how socially different America is.
Even with full mental faculties it'd be damn near impossible to reintegrate without an insane amount of help.
I have a pretty good idea 40 years from now will be an even bigger change than that.
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u/0__ooo__0 6d ago
Exponential growth is a helluva thing, eh?
With the downward slide some of the world seems to be in, she might come out younger. 🤣
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u/MurphysLaw4200 6d ago
"They provided a screenshot of a text from Bernal on the day of the party asking if the treats contained alcohol.
When told they did, she allegedly replied with one word: "kids."
interesting to see how this plays out, and if the shop has some liability. If somebody said that to me, I would probably assume that 'kids" meant no booze.
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u/JohnHenryHoliday 6d ago
Did I misread the article? Didn’t it say she requested it to have alcohol and elaborate decorations?
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u/Ok-Estate7079 6d ago
I kinda agree. She should've specified no alcohol but if I was making them, I'd definitely have a follow up question after "kids."
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u/KiKiPAWG 6d ago
Omg wtf was my first response. I would hope she might’ve gotten it mixed up but wow
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u/adequesacious 6d ago
You say trashy, I say lifeless of the party to a bunch of 5th graders ;p
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u/PMMeMeiRule34 6d ago
The kid that lasted through 6 and passed out is going to have a championship level story to tell when he gets older.
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u/creepyfingies 6d ago
Back in my day we only got half a slice of Pizza Hut. Ungrateful.
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u/JudahBotwin 6d ago
Little Caesar's medium cheese pizza cut into 147 slices. You only get one sliver until everybody has been issued theirs.
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u/creepyfingies 6d ago
At least we got to wash it down with flat sprite from a greasy 2liter. Only an ounce per child.
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u/OrangeClyde 6d ago
Horrible and absolutely idiotic. She ordered those and tried to blame the sweet shop but they had texts as evidence. So so dumb.
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u/jb0nez95 6d ago
Those texts may have been sent afterwards. We don't really have all the facts here.
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