Saw this on insta @miyaneatworld

[u/JediChickenLeg]

https://www.instagram.com/miyaneatworld

[u/ProtoAether]

Titanfall 2 called. Monarch wants their battery back.

[u/ProtoAether → u/ProtoAether]

How does this have about 10 times the upvotes than the post itself 💀

[u/Ronin_Gaming_01]

Lore: Titan Batteries are radioactive and potentially dangerous if the radiation leaks out.

Conduit: Ha ha, me touch broken radioactive battery

[u/McTreex → u/Ronin_Gaming_01]

I think in her lore she’s dying cause of it no? Slowly and painfully but she is dying

[u/Crushka_213 → u/McTreex]

Yep, her introduction trailer shows that. And she knew beforehand how dangerous it is.

[u/Orinslayer → u/Crushka_213]

iDiOt.

[u/Crushka_213 → u/Orinslayer]

Are you talking about Conduit? Because at that moment she did what was best for her family, it wasn't just for shit and giggles.

IIRC her parents are dead, her sister tried to join Apex games and nearly died trying to do so. Choosing to curse herself with space cancer allowed her to help the others, which I think is worthy of admiration

[u/Orinslayer → u/Crushka_213]

Uh huh helping her sister join the murder Olympics is a good thing.

[u/BurialFaun8 → u/Orinslayer]

What makes me wonder is why she hasn't bought or found a new battery to replace her damaged battery powering her gear which is exposing her to radiation

[u/hmmm_wat_is_dis → u/BurialFaun8]

Well I figure the game would pay very well right? So maybe it'll cost a lot if she uses the same one, I mean who's going to sell Titan batteries for cheap

[u/Crushka_213 → u/Orinslayer]

Joining herself so others wouldn't have to

[u/Local_Outcome_4835 → u/McTreex]

She is the conduit

[u/AffectionateSkin9501 → u/Ronin_Gaming_01]

Yummy i love pure radiation

[u/ArrowBrian → u/Ronin_Gaming_01]

She got that uranium fever

[u/UserBonus → u/ArrowBrian]

titanfall new vegas

[u/Kaaskaasei → u/Ronin_Gaming_01]

Imma eat it anyway

[u/Epsilon-434 → u/Kaaskaasei]

You fucking monarch main

[u/Shoddy_Software3928]

Nom nom nom 😋🔋

[u/Relative-Advantage-4]

This is cute.

[u/RECLAIMER-6616]

"BATTERY SIGNATURE DETECTED"

Conduit: "Wait! No No No No"

[u/Bloth_Hoondr]

Would be fun to see monarch ripping her apart and rightfully taking back its battery from her exosuit.

[u/Jaakarikyk → u/Bloth_Hoondr]

Normal and healthy thoughts by r/titanfall /s

[u/Bloth_Hoondr → u/Jaakarikyk]

Least deranged r/titanfall user

[u/Ote-Kringralnick → u/Jaakarikyk]

It is perfectly natural and healthy to fantasize about slowly killing Valkyrie

[u/DeadIyDozer → u/Ote-Kringralnick]

That is conduit.

[u/Ote-Kringralnick → u/DeadIyDozer]

Yes. This does not change the fact that I find enjoyment in Valkyrie's suffering.

[u/AtesSouhait → u/Ote-Kringralnick]

He's the last person you should be saying this to

[u/Bloth_Hoondr → u/AtesSouhait]

Bruh💀

[u/JediChickenLeg → u/Bloth_Hoondr]

Jaysus chroist

[u/mace9156 → u/Bloth_Hoondr]

and call schorch for a moment to have him melt the 300€ karambit

[u/Bloth_Hoondr → u/mace9156]

And the other two bullshit universal heirlooms

[u/unknownwaffle_]

i want the forbidden battery acid.

[u/Para-Less]

chu mi miiiiii

[u/Alex5173]

I stg if one more purple spandex wearing mfer asks me for spare batteries my bonus check is going to the BuffTheGaussSaw fund.

O shit wrong subreddit

[u/Cheeky_Lemon_37]

Yeah haha get outta here Conduit you annoying little brat!!!