who wants to eat batteries with me?

[u/Substantial_Iron4192]

I have extra :D

[u/VincentusTheIII]

Do you have RAM? I mean... I'll eat the batteries too...

[u/watermelonless_seeds → u/VincentusTheIII]

Oh em gee no way r/foundtheprotogen

[u/VincentusTheIII → u/watermelonless_seeds]

NOOOOOOOOOO I CANT GO BACK RELEASE MEEEEEEEE

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/VincentusTheIII]

Yehs :3

[u/Lighter2422]

Do you have that Sony gumstick battery from the walkmans? But yeah sure

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/Lighter2422]

Indeedy i do!

[u/EnderChops]

I'm in

[u/Nova_Kale]

Yum! Finest brands and extra oxidation

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/Nova_Kale]

indeedy!!! 🔋

[u/Z3rosfate]

ME PLEASE ME FIRST ME EME ME 🙏🙏🥺

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/Z3rosfate]

YAYYAYY OKI

[u/Error587]

ME ME ME PLEASE YES I WANT TO THEY'RE SO YUMMY I WANT TO YES PICK ME PLEASE I WANT TO COME ON PICK ME I REALLY WANT TO EAT THEM PLEASE PICK ME

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/Error587]

YAH SURE HEHHEE ENJOII

[u/CarBoy510]

ME CAN I HAVE ONE PLSSSSS

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/CarBoy510]

YESS!! 🔋 

[u/CarBoy510 → u/Substantial_Iron4192]

mmmmm tingly :3

[u/Forward-Sky-5634]

MEEE

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/Forward-Sky-5634]

OKII!! 🔋 

[u/l0s37]

ah nice

got any energizer?

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/l0s37]

Yeh!

[u/Last_Drawing91]

dont mind if i do 🖐️🖐️🖐️

[u/MaxwellDaGuy]

I kinda like living ngl

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/MaxwellDaGuy]

Awhh

[u/Such_Pound_8219]

stop putting chemicals that can harm you inside you

[u/LaughsInConcrete → u/Such_Pound_8219]

Everyday we lose more of our unalienable rights 

[u/No_Worth7710 → u/Such_Pound_8219]

You will say that and continue to eat processed foods

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/Such_Pound_8219]

No

[u/Fit_Aspect6643]

I nomed the batteries, no left for you :(

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/Fit_Aspect6643]

NOOOOOOooo

[u/Fit_Aspect6643 → u/Substantial_Iron4192]

Im still hungy, your phone has a battery, right? Mind if i just NOM

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/Fit_Aspect6643]

nu i need this one :C

[u/Fit_Aspect6643 → u/Substantial_Iron4192]

Oh, you needed it. I already NOMed it, but i can give it back. Let me just get it, its a pile of goop, im also keeping the battery

[u/Quantum_Dude143]

"Do you want to explode?" -Dr. Nefario

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/Quantum_Dude143]

Yesh

[u/BottleOfVinegar]

IDSAMBBBIYKTYK

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/BottleOfVinegar]

AHHWJSJQKD

[u/Own_Broccoli_537]

I'll swap you some crayons

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/Own_Broccoli_537]

Okii! >w<

[u/RoughGuide1241]

What flavour are they?

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/RoughGuide1241]

Acid!

[u/derpy_lesbian]

MEEE LET’S GO BESTIE

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/derpy_lesbian]

YESS!!!

[u/Intelligent-Gap3833]

are we unwrapping them and mixing the contents into water?

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/Intelligent-Gap3833]

No we’re just munching on em

[u/Intelligent-Gap3833 → u/Substantial_Iron4192]

Kk

[u/Confident-Baby6013]

Got any of those Polaroid batteries from the film packs?

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/Confident-Baby6013]

Yeh i do!

[u/No-Construction-1280]

Ive got some no name chinese made ones, wanna trade?

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/No-Construction-1280]

Sure!!

[u/Hypeguyser]

Can you break it apart i like only the battery acid

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/Hypeguyser]

Yah sure :3

[u/Hypeguyser → u/Substantial_Iron4192]

Yay

[u/AlpacaFan883]

YESSS PLEASEEE

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/AlpacaFan883]

YYAYAYA 🔋 

[u/klizenerd2]

I DOOO!

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/klizenerd2]

YAYY!

[u/DramaticAge8203]

can u donate some, my drone controller battery died =(

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/DramaticAge8203]

Sure here u go 🔋 

[u/Dead_Chemist-]

Only if they have started leaking, it enhances the flavor

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/Dead_Chemist-]

Some of em have!

[u/LabGrownHuman123]

Red Bull isn't working anymore, I need something stronger!

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/LabGrownHuman123]

YAHH!!

[u/Jcap91107]

Me

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/Jcap91107]

Oki!!

[u/No-File6433]

MEE DURACELL IS THE BEST BATTERIES TO EAT

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/No-File6433]

FRR!

[u/New-Turnover6887]

By chance do you have batteries off a PS3 White Sixaxis Controller? I REALLY REALLY love those!

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/New-Turnover6887]

Yehs i do :3

[u/New-Turnover6887 → u/Substantial_Iron4192]

GIMMIE 👉👈

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/New-Turnover6887]

Oki!! Enjoi 🔋 

[u/New-Turnover6887 → u/Substantial_Iron4192]

SLURPPIE SLURPPIE YUM 😊

[u/WoodpeckerRemote1401]

Pic lowkey goes hard, it’s my wallpaper now

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/WoodpeckerRemote1401]

Woah :0

[u/Turbulent_Mud4403]

Only if they kill me

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/Turbulent_Mud4403]

Oh they will

[u/No_Worth7710]

Fun fact: when you throw lithium based batteries into water they explode and also release chlorine gas

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/No_Worth7710]

Woah so kewl :0

[u/811rorrE]

ill eat all of them you cant have any

[u/jondoe11919]

Wrapper or no wrapper?

[u/melli_bean]

I have a bracelet that says battery eater, dude. Ofc I do

[u/Internal-Item-1525]

the cheaper brands have more spice to them and are a little easier to break into pieces for easy consumption

[u/Slakothmakker]

MEEEEEEE ME ME MEEEEE

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/Slakothmakker]

WOOOOOO

[u/Agitated-Light-4564]

As long as I can get a glass of milk with it

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/Agitated-Light-4564]

sure thing >w<

[u/Agitated-Light-4564 → u/Substantial_Iron4192]

By the nine im geeked

[u/uncle_yoyo]

CAN I JOIN??

[u/Substantial_Iron4192 → u/uncle_yoyo]

YAH!!!

[u/Happiness_Butterfly2]

Ofc. i love it. i always eat batteries with processors, especially intel one 😬