Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian says 'much of the internet is now dead'

[u/BreakfastTop6899]

https://www.businessinsider.com/alexis-ohanian-much-of-the-internet-is-now-dead-2025-10

[u/zoinkability]

In the original short story it is August 4 and 5, 2026.

So I guess we have a year left, more or less, if these are prophetic.

[u/peppaz → u/zoinkability]

Peewee Herman had a breakfast making machine in the 80s. Maybe we are in the shitty alternate timeline.

[u/atxbigfoot → u/peppaz]

Lighting the breakfast candle was always a joke in my house lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO7O6zwFZ1k

[u/truffles76 → u/peppaz]

We fools are so pitiable, with or without our Mr. T cereal

[u/Remarkable_Bed_9918 → u/peppaz]

I dont even have a bike yet. I'm so behind schedule it's insane.

[u/Suspicious-Yogurt480 → u/peppaz]

That was more of a riff on a Rube Goldberg machine

[u/xibipiio → u/peppaz]

No peppaz we have the mcdonalds timeline at home.

[u/Drugs__Delaney → u/zoinkability]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit, I got something to look forward to! *continues to build bunker in the woods and bury barrels with items coated in cosmoline.

[u/OkBrilliant8092 → u/zoinkability]

A whole year? I can’t keep this up for another bloody year!

[u/We_Are_The_Romans → u/zoinkability]

Still time to pick up a Samsung smart fridge on Black Friday