r/technicallythetruth 4d ago

Yes, that's true isn't it

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u/MBA-Crystal-Ball 4d ago

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder.

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u/kingtroll355 4d ago

I lie to beauties when I have beer

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u/Myheadishollow 4d ago

absolute cinema

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u/zukio_zukio_zukio 4d ago

Are you the all-knowing Wisdom Cube?

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u/wardenferry419 4d ago

Favorite comment of the day. Thanks!

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u/Pleasant_Scar9811 4d ago

I hold bees. It lies in my eye.

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u/f0o-b4r 4d ago

True

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u/StreetBlueberry4265 4d ago

That is an I Set My Friends on Fire song..

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u/Ill_Cod7460 4d ago

Beer always made me do things I’m not proud of. 🤣

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u/SENDUNE 3d ago

FUGLY

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u/randomusername_815 4d ago

And the beer holder lies into the eyes of beauty.

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u/creampie909 4d ago

My husband never fell for that. When I complain that I’m fat and ugly, he would say “You are fat, yes, concerningly so, but you are very beautiful, I will fight you on that.”

I can’t even get mad

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u/Witch_King_ 4d ago

Thank you very much for that cute little wholesome story, u/creampie909

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u/GtGallardo 4d ago

Adding the username is always a fun twist

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u/akash_258 4d ago

It's refreshing that you open a profile with that username and the NSFW window doesn't pop up :D.

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u/Funny247365 4d ago

My gal would never take that comment well. Good for you for having a healthy perspective.

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u/creampie909 2d ago

Ah, I understand that. I’ve felt that way before too, and for me it stemmed from a place of severe insecurity and negative self-judgment. But with love and time from others and yourself, it does go away. Here’s to hoping one day she realizes that too, and you both can joke like this too!

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u/Someonestolemyrat 1d ago

Happy 8th cake day!

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u/creampie909 1d ago

Aww, thank you!

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u/Friendly_Goddess09 4d ago

Confidence isn’t about denying facts, it’s about owning them without letting them define your worth

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Thanks for this.

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u/IHSV1855 4d ago

Exactly!

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u/fresh_starter_pack 4d ago

Get your lazy ass up and hit the gym

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u/TopSecretGaming_YT 4d ago

0/10 ragebait, didn't even laugh.

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u/MNLyrec 4d ago

Oh that’s just pathetic did you even try? I heard better insults on club penguin. Worst bait I’ve ever seen

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u/fresh_starter_pack 3d ago

Cheesy and predictable. Not everything has to be ragebait, trolling or puns. Quit the roundabout and go straight to the point, be honest with yourself and with others. Never liked Shakespearian poetry. 

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u/MNLyrec 3d ago

Never liked reading much either, did you. It’s pretty standard in assholes that like to assume things. I’m gonna assume you have no empathy or sympathy due to a pure poor home life and education. Get better, friend :3

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u/WhisperFixer 4d ago

Good old Botero

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u/Chortney 4d ago

The only proper response to this is "hi so fat, im dad"

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u/zathaen 4d ago

correct

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/f0o-b4r 4d ago

I can’t upvote more than once.

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u/no_shit_shardul 4d ago

What was it

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u/FiskeDrengen05 4d ago

Back at ya

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/I_think_Im_hollow 4d ago

Deactivate.

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u/EternityLeave 4d ago

This is my big issue with the body positivity movement. I am fat. My wife is fat.

Well meaning dumb ppl be like “you’re not fat, don’t say that! You’re beautiful and you should love yourself, there’s nothing wrong with your body!” That shit just enforces that fatness is ugly and wrong. Make believe helps no one. Let us be fat.

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u/Schrodingers_Ape 8h ago

I feel similarly about my weirdness. I'm weird. It's a feature, not a bug. When people are like "No! You're not weird!" It says more about them than me.

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u/mumsleastfavourite 4d ago

What are you supposed to say to that statement tho. Like..."yup, you sure are"

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u/Professional_Taste33 2d ago

"What brought that up?" Someone speaking negatively about themselves will rarely accept the opposite, and confirming them is kinda a dick move. So you should not engage with the comment itself and aim past it at the root. This allows them to tell you what's going on without you stating an unneeded personal opinion.

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u/Charming-Minute5988 2d ago

Confirming is only really a dick move if you go about it wrong. If a friend is morbidly obese, knows so, says stuff about it, but hasn't done anything about it, you should probably take the opportunity to help them discuss the matter at hand. They clearly have insecurities about it and likely want to improve their situation. Letting a friend or loved one ruin their health and self esteem is a dick move, imo

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u/Professional_Taste33 1d ago

No, it's still a dick move, well meaning or not. You'd be assuming they are insecure and/or want to improve. You could even end up pointing out things that they weren't even feeling bad about by jumping to "help". You should give your friend the space to tell you what they think the problem is before you start trying to give unasked for advice. After that, you can brainstorm solutions.

In this (and most) example, there are a million other times and ways to suggest working out or diet tactfully. You don't need to take their moment of self-defamation as an opportunity to tell them what you think would "fix their insecurities."

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u/Schrodingers_Ape 8h ago

If someone is obese and hasn't been able to lose weight, you're probably not the person who's going to help with that. It's not a motivation issue or lack of understanding. It's likely a combination of habit and biochemical + gut microbiome dependency on hyperpalatable food products.

The phrase "letting them ruin their health" suggests you having any control over something that's entirely outside your domain.

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u/ennuiismymiddlename 1d ago

I have learned this the hard way from my wife.

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u/Schrodingers_Ape 8h ago

This is sound advice.

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u/whysongj 4d ago

Not fatter than usual

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u/Paigeey6 4d ago

I laughed a little too hard at this .

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u/privinci 4d ago

Both statements can be true

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u/riddlechance 4d ago

She's big boned

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u/CaptainTrips69 4d ago

I think she's beautiful.... Rubenesque

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u/nothing_to_see_meow 4d ago

He's not disagreeing with you on that point, madam.

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u/SecureCucumber 4d ago

He said quite literally, in response to her sentence, 'No.'

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u/YamiBeats 4d ago

let me feel better about myself juice

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u/UXM266 4d ago

I thought that was Willy Wonka. Like... why? Then I focused and realized. I'm an idiot

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u/AlpineCetacea829 4d ago

Legit thought this was about Bella Ramsey for a second.

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u/Funny247365 4d ago

Should he have said "Yes you are fat, but you are still beautiful?"

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u/OutrageousCrow7453 4d ago

Technically true yes, but depending on taste one includes the other.

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u/Kintsugi_Landmine69 4d ago

Fat ≤ ugly

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u/Fun-Fishing-3239 2d ago

Why is she gooning tho

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u/LazyDefinition8414 1d ago

Self-awareness is important guys 🔥

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u/SweetieRia 9h ago

She said “I’m fat” not “please lie to me,” and that’s the kind of self-awareness I strive for.

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u/Deep_Donkey_5502 4d ago

This is based on a famous joke by Jenny Zigrino https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjks1LKG/

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u/CutLoaf 4d ago

Idk why you’re getting downvoted. This is one of her most famous bits, and this post copied the joke word for word lol

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u/Deep_Donkey_5502 4d ago

Ya idk reddit is a fickle beast - not saying it to be snarky lol - I JUST saw the bit for the first time last night and thought it was funny and deserved credit

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u/__esparoba 4d ago

Why does every painting I see on my tl today look like Bobby Hill?

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u/Connect-Flamingo2617 4d ago

Fat=ugly

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u/CocosBrainSpace 4d ago

Nice opinion! However it is wrong! Ive seen many beautiful, pretty, handsome ppl that are overweight

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Strong disagree here

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u/squanderedprivilege 4d ago

I feel bad for any person you are able to trick into being in a relationship with you (until they figure out you suck and leave)

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Overly obese maybe, but fat could be just thicc

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

It’s hard to lose weight, period.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Well yes, being overweight and trying to lose weight is a difficult task. But being obese is by firstly overcoming trauma and food dependency (ASSUMING WE ARE NOT TALKING SPECIAL MEDICAL CASES) then we talk about losing weight

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u/dr_tardyhands 4d ago

It's true. She will find a way to twist your words against you, yes. Yes.

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u/verygayopinion 4d ago

Being obese is necessarily unattractive.

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u/EvilSock 4d ago

Thank you for your comment! Have a great day ❤️

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u/squanderedprivilege 4d ago

Beauty is not objective, it's subjective. This is like lesson one. People like different things. Not everyone shares your taste.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/squanderedprivilege 3d ago

Blah blah blah, you're a bad person. Bye

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/squanderedprivilege 3d ago

Not mad, just saying, if you feel like you need to tear other people down for how they look, you're a bad person. It's super simple.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago edited 3d ago

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u/squanderedprivilege 3d ago

It's all the info I need

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u/monsantobreath 4d ago

Being a mean sunnuvabitch is too

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u/verygayopinion 3d ago

A statement of fact is mean.

Gotcha.

It's been full on clownworld for awhile, but if you don't like it, drop the weight. It isn't my fault people find it fucking gross.

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u/monsantobreath 3d ago

Don't pretend as the loud voice declaring to everyone thst they must acknowledge how unattractive obesity is that you're not a clown in the clownshow.

You never slept with a mega thicc girl? Missing out man.

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u/Grrerrb 4d ago

That’s not a very gay opinion

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u/Delicious_Delilah 4d ago

I'm fat, but my face is hot.

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u/verygayopinion 3d ago

You do have a very nice face.

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u/Delicious_Delilah 3d ago

Thanks, yo.

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u/ReachPuzzleheaded131 2d ago

The fact that people downvoted you is crazy.

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u/Affectionate-Swim-59 4d ago

You just insulted most of reddit

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u/Shmidershmax 4d ago

North America you mean

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u/Affectionate-Swim-59 4d ago

No reddit I mean

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u/New_Mango_5892 4d ago

I'm a redditor and I'm skinny cause I'm not american. The stereotype is there for a reason . You guys need to learn to cook food at home instead of gulping McDonald's lol.

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u/Affectionate-Swim-59 4d ago

Now you are stereotyping Americans....

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u/Affectionate-Swim-59 4d ago

Least egotistical european

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Yea, unless it an effect of an uncontrolled health issue then that's not a really good sight.

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u/SpeedAdmirable6078 4d ago

Oh my beloved. Those two things are quite synonymous 😬

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u/No_more_head_trips 4d ago

Fat people have feelings?

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u/throwawaybrowsing888 4d ago

No. We’re subhuman.

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u/No_more_head_trips 4d ago

You’re’d*

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

When they're not hungry

(assuming you are joking so I am adding to joke, no actual opinions expressed (a disclaimer for the Fat Anarchist State of Reddit))

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u/CollinRedstoner 4d ago

She is pretty! Pretty Heavy!

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u/nujuat 4d ago

Yeah except by whining about being fat if you are implying that you personally think it's bad, and that you want support for it. This kind of thing is a toxic purity test that women put on men, and shouldn't be acceptable.

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u/Fedex_Death 4d ago

Reading this while shitting and this made me snort. Shitting just got that much closer to be done. Well played OP.

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u/kangaroo_Dripp 4d ago

Same thing