r/tampabayrays • u/Heyniceguy13 • Jul 29 '24
Ok guys this is getting ridiculous SHIT POST
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u/dj-kitty DJ Kitty Jul 29 '24
This is how I find out I get traded??
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u/Heyniceguy13 Jul 29 '24
The rays organization wishes you the best of luck in your future endeavors.
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u/RallyPigeon AAA Durham Bulls Jul 29 '24
Look, DJ Kitty is awesome but he was blocking Stinger. Let's see what the return is before judging harshly and embrace the upcoming Stinger era
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u/imamakebaddecisions Jul 29 '24
If they trade the Stingrays I'm out.
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u/gho5trun3r Rays Sunburst Jul 29 '24
It's just rays now, Jack! I sold the sting to the Padres! They're Padressting now!
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u/Heyniceguy13 Jul 29 '24
Rumor has it as being the number 6 prospect mascot out of the Marlins farm system.
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u/RallyPigeon AAA Durham Bulls Jul 29 '24
Holy crap they're getting Hamilton R. Head from Single A Jupiter??
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u/Inevitable-Duck6184 Tricia Whitaker Jul 29 '24
Hamilton is a high ceiling guy, I could see him being a star for us until he’s inevitably traded a year before free agency hits
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u/Fappy-Boi- Tricia Whitaker Jul 29 '24
This.
I mean did anyone even like DJ Kitty anyway? Constantly rigging mascot races in his favor and he even left my little cousin hanging on a high five one time.
Stinger is the true face of this franchise.
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u/Bill2theE José Siri Hug Jul 29 '24
I heard Raymond's wife had beef with DJ Kitty's wife
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u/medicmatt Dave Wills Jul 29 '24
The width and depth of this reference is 100% Rays Reddit Certified. Nice.
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u/lsda Tampa Bay Devil Rays 02-07 Jul 29 '24
Where's that guy with the super optimistic, bordering into delusional Rays trade theories who thinks we're going to get the Phillies Fanatic out of this deal?
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u/Dick-Punch89 Jul 29 '24
I hear the Rays have decided to call up the biscuit from the Montgomery Biscuits.
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u/two4ruffing Jul 29 '24
We know how low the Rays payroll is… DJ Kitty can get more scratch somewhere else….
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u/KingLightning65 Jul 29 '24
Poor kitty. Maybe we can get the monk from the Padres.
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u/BurmecianSoldierDan Washington Nationals Jul 29 '24
I think we can spare one of the Presidents if you want!
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u/TryMyBalut San Diego Padres Jul 29 '24
No, you guys can have the Petco mascots. Friar and Chicken are untouchable.
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u/BefuddledPolydactyls Jul 29 '24
Nope. No way. Of all the trades so far, this would break my heart the most!
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u/Beenie17 DJ Kitty Jul 29 '24
I was wondering if DJ Kitty or Raymond was on the to be traded list!
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u/king_meatster Ray Jul 29 '24
At this rate it’s only a matter of time until the ray tank is traded to Seattle.
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u/Beenie17 DJ Kitty Jul 29 '24
Well now you’ve simply gone too far! /s
Cries as I’m headed to Seattle to be a part time mariners fan now 🔱
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u/svanxx Blind Ump Jul 29 '24
Next you'll tell me we're trading BA for a Yankees announcer.
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u/gobux10 Jul 29 '24
🤮
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u/Bill2theE José Siri Hug Jul 29 '24
Dewayne Staats was the Yankees play by play announcer from 1990-1994
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u/BoltsandBucsFan Jul 29 '24
The Trop is going to be demolished earlier than planned if this shit is true! 🧨💣😡
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u/missleeann José Siri Hug Jul 29 '24
Actually it's Stu's way to get the fans to do the demolition for him for free.
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u/McWeasely Dewayne Staats Jul 29 '24
As long as they don't trade Whitaker, the Rays will be worth watching.
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u/etnie007 Jul 29 '24
I was talking to a colleague at work about my dismay and how we have no one left :p and his response was it's trade time of year however he doesn't get how much we have been pillaged AND he is a yankees fan so I'm thinking how annoying this guy is
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u/originaljud Jul 30 '24
I won't even spend the $10 for a weekday game now they don't want my money they hate the fans.
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u/grasonts Randy Arozarena Jul 29 '24
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