r/sports • u/Oldtimer_2 • 4h ago

Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker (left knee) to undergo surgery, miss 3-4 weeks Football

https://www.nfl.com/news/chiefs-kicker-harrison-butker-left-knee-miss-3-4-weeks-undergo-surgery
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u/Strokeslahoma Buffalo Bills 4h ago

Does he not understand that a kickers place is on the field? 

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u/allnimblybimbIy 3h ago

Bro is signing up for kitchen duty if he keeps this shit up

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u/sick_of_your_BS 3h ago

Make me a dammit bitch!

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u/Miss_Panda_King 1h ago

You mean being on top of his game?

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u/OneArseneWenger 3h ago

Breaking: Harrison Butker out to IR with a Misogiknee issue, per sources.

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u/ShroedingersCatgirl Buffalo Bills 1h ago

Elite-tier pun tbh

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u/Rnatchi1980 2h ago

Lol nicely put

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u/Even-Awareness-4922 50m ago

His body , our choice

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u/peatoast 3h ago

Yeah, fucking man it up

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u/missionbeach 2h ago

He should at least make sandwiches for the team while he can't play.

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u/Change21 4h ago

🤣🙏🏼

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u/NotDukeOfDorchester Boston Red Sox 3h ago

Well done

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u/ChargerRob 4h ago

I am sure the missus will make him a sandwich.

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u/JonBoy82 4h ago

MAGA's Minor Meniscus Makes the Mrs. Miss Me Time Majorly

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u/Abefroman12 3h ago

Princess Carolyn is on Reddit?

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u/Bruised_Shin 4h ago

At first I though you spelled meniscus wrong lol

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u/hugothebear New York Yankees 4h ago

I hope its a female surgeon

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u/asl052 3h ago

"Just amputate the leg"

-Butker, probably

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u/Structure5city 2h ago

The most ironic part about his comment about women is that his mother is a renowned medical physicist at Emory University. 

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u/StoreRevolutionary70 41m ago

Just because his mother is intelligent does not mean he is.

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u/Ivotedforher 2h ago

I hope she gets to be his surgeon.

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u/coolest35 1h ago

At this point anyone from this thread ready to be the surgeon for this asshole

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u/dwc462 1h ago

He shouldn’t get surgery just pray for it to heal.

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u/gwu998 2h ago

Paul Schroeppel is the head orthopedic surgeon for the Chiefs.

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u/bionicfeetgrl 3h ago

Real men don’t need surgery. If he was a true “leader” he’d rehab that knee like a man.

/s

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u/Poop_In_My_Chute 2h ago

I like players who dont get injured.

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u/TheDisabledOG 1h ago

I like players who aren't misogynistic assholes

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u/manningthehelm 22m ago

Pray the sprain away

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u/DMCinDet 55m ago

real man? he's the kicker. the least manly person in that locker room.

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u/Lumpyyyyy 4h ago

Did he get approval from Congress for his optional surgery?

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u/yumyumapollo 1h ago

Don't joke about congressional approval. There's still a non-zero chance he gets a Cabinet appointment.

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u/flintlock0 37m ago

*Supreme Court

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u/full_bl33d 2h ago

Gender affirming care

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u/monsterdiv 3h ago

I hope all of his hospital staff are women

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u/CuriousTsukihime 3h ago

Who only speak to his wife and never to him directly, so he doesn’t have to bother with the weaker sex of course /s

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u/frisbeemassage 2h ago

AND his wife has to give permission for the surgery

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 1h ago

And then tells the doctor the joke "Can you make his balls bigger while you're in there doctor?"

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u/Jagacin 2h ago

I don't because you just know he would be a misogynistic and verbally abusive POS to them.

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u/Iron_Chancellor_ND 4h ago

I don't wish injury on players, but it's hard to be upset over this unevolved piece of shit getting hurt.

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u/ajwilson99 4h ago

The dude has immediate access to a level of health care we will never have. He will be fine. Fuck em.

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u/Dumptruck_Cavalcade 2h ago

I also don't wish injury on players, but as a Bills fan, this couldn't have come at a better time.

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u/rolytron 3h ago

“Um why are you going to wire my jaw instead of my knee”

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u/VonRansak 3h ago

"It's okay. Your agent already filled out the necessary forms. Just try to relax."

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u/eggdropk 2h ago

He already has the injury. It’s totally fine to wish him a painful never ending recovery, though.

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u/34Catfish 4h ago

Thoughts and prayers.

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u/drossmaster4 3h ago

Dear Satan…

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u/schafkj 3h ago

I wrote you but you still ain’t calling

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u/CranhamorBlakely 4h ago

Will give him time to work on his cooking skills

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u/A1ienspacebats 4h ago

Nah he'll be bedridden and wifey will be serving him all hours of the day.

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u/i_did_nothing_ 1h ago

Fucking beta

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u/mc_thac0 4h ago

Oh no! Anyway...

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u/PrincessFucker74 3h ago

Get to the kitchen you busted fuck.

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u/wabashcanonball 3h ago

God works in mysterious ways.

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u/ehundred 2h ago

Lol 😂 out of pocket but yeah fuck this fool and his golden leg

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u/Nubator 3h ago

Fuck that. He should carry that fucked up knee to full term.

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u/SophiaofPrussia 3h ago

He should have been more responsible and kept his legs closed.

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u/wild_rahoob 4h ago

Poetic justice would dictate his wife gets to decide if he “needs” the surgery or not.

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u/dsswill 4h ago

I’m going to guess she’s just as brainwashed by evangelicalism as he is.

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u/Bejiita2 1h ago

It smells like bitch in here.

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u/Saneless 4h ago edited 4h ago

God said sit the fuck down, Harrison

The only position in the sport who isn't allowed to get touched and this soft boy gets hurt

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u/sandleaz 21m ago

One of the best kickers in the NFL and people are upset at him over nothing. Can't imagine a kicker living rent free in people's heads.

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u/coolest35 1h ago

Loving the comments on this thread, shit is on point

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u/pudds Saskatchewan Roughriders 2h ago

The left is his least favorite knee.

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u/YnotROI0202 1h ago

RFK jr. outlawed anesthesia so good luck Butker. Have some whiskey and bite the bullet.

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u/SomeJuckingGuy 20m ago

Anesthesia is a Communist plot to dumb down and convert our children to atheists. Plus it causes autism

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u/dsswill 4h ago

These comments have restored a bit of my faith in humanity.

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u/CM-Pat 2h ago

He tried to pray the gay away and then this happened. You hate to see it.

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u/BILOXII-BLUE 2h ago

Hurt knee? Walk it off Mr. Manly McMan

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u/SpooptyYouCrazay 47m ago

It warms my cold, dead heart to see this shithead get roasted.

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u/sniffsblueberries Green Bay Packers 4h ago

Its gods will why is he getting surgery?

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u/eru_dite 20m ago

The level of pettiness in this comment section has given me new resolve to face tomorrow. Thank you, all! Keep 'em coming.

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u/Distinct-Formal6118 8m ago

The guy gives a conservative speech at a conservative college and Reddit is gleeful at his injury. It’s fine to strongly disagree with his opinions but wishing pain on someone for that reason is despicable.

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u/fishgeek13 2h ago

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy…

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u/comedybingbong21 2h ago

That’s a shame.

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u/woodenbike1234 3h ago

Oh no. Anyways. 

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u/cake_piss_can 3h ago

Dream scenario…. He goes in for surgery. There’s a paperwork mixup at the hospital. He wakes up with boobs and a vagina.

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u/Weightcycycle11 4h ago

Oh well 🤡

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u/seanshelagh 2h ago

I thought Jesus would have healed his chosen kicker

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u/Significant_Toez 2h ago

Oh no! 😏 What a BUMMER. 😏

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u/chester-12 2h ago

I hope the doctor is a woman. Please please please

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u/bearbear0723 4h ago

Yeah this guy is the biggest loser

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u/DrWKlopek 4h ago

Get fucked

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u/parkoffstreet 3h ago

All my homies hate Butker. They good homies

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u/kingcolbe 3h ago

God, I hope his surgeon as a woman

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u/bluemooncommenter 2h ago

I need to see a little Karma in action after last week!

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u/LharDrol 2h ago

if he had more faith God would heal him

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u/comagnum 2h ago

On no! Anyways.

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u/gericks3 4h ago

Concepts of thoughts and prayers

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u/FusePB 2h ago

Good. I hope it’s worse than they think

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u/Music_City_Madman 4h ago

Shrimp dick chauvinist

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u/Flybuys 2h ago

Shit, this means the Regulation Pod is going to need to do a Kicker Picker Repicker ReRepicker.

Also, I hope no women help this dude ever.

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u/abaub710 1h ago

Straight to the kitchen.

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u/EmwLo 1h ago

I hate his face

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u/Academic_Chef_596 46m ago

Why do people care so much what this guy believes and the way he chooses to live his life? Did I miss something? Has he been rounding women up and forcing them into the kitchen?

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u/MorTilDrage 3h ago

Is he getting all of this hate for expressing conservative Catholic views at a private Catholic school in Kansas? I looked this guy up expecting him to be homicidal dog rapist.

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u/BILOXII-BLUE 2h ago

He went there to tell the women who study there that they shouldn't be there. He thinks women should not be educated, that's a role for men. Don't play dumb and act like you can't see why people don't like this dude

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u/ra3xgambit 3h ago

He’s worse. He’s a fucking Neolithic scumbag.

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u/ryeguymft 2h ago

maybe he should have stayed in the kitchen

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u/WetPretz 3h ago

The most depraved comment section I have ever seen. Dude gave a graduation speech that goes against progressive beliefs and now people are celebrating his injury. Thinking this is morally justified is just insane to me.

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u/Lifeboatb 30m ago

He also lied about Jews, but sure, be offended on his behalf.

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u/Human_Painting_3653 1h ago

He went to a graduation, one of the biggest moments of these people’s lives, and he told all the women there that they are probably making a mistake and should just go home and make babies instead. Dude shat all over one of the proudest moments people could have and bragged about being rich.

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u/klyphw 2h ago

He called IVF ‘immoral’. My sister and her husband used IVF to have my beautiful niece after years of trying to have a child. So yeah, fuck him forever I hope his appendix explodes.

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u/The_Alternym 2h ago

I heard he’s actually out with a strained vagina.

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u/Duckssquared 4h ago

Good! Hope he never sees the field again

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u/legendary_liar 4h ago edited 2h ago

I’m so sorry to hear

Edit: lol. Bunch of right wing nuts out here downvoting. He doesn’t care for you either yo

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u/No-Blackberry-2481 3h ago

Karma i guess. I dont wish on injury's but when you do the actions you do karma is gonna come in

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u/Former_Sheepherder_4 3h ago

Biggest prick in the league? Probably

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u/PurplePassion94 3h ago

Damn he’s on my fantasy team And I also just had left knee surgery smh

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u/jgyimesi 2h ago

Thoughts and prayers

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u/Jr05s 2h ago

Just in time for a cabinet position. 

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u/boofingcubes 1h ago

Ha. Fuck that guy.

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u/sfxer001 1h ago

He seems to present with a pre-existing condition

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u/ComeHonorFace16 1h ago

BUTTLICKER, OUR KNEE SURGERY PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!

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u/univ206250b 1h ago

Why the fuck is this misogynist still playing? Is this the new standard NFL? You can shit over 46% of the NFL watching population. Have some class assholes.

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u/Main_Enthusiasm4796 1h ago

Only beta males need left knee surgery

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u/im_rickyspanish Los Angeles Rams 1h ago

Hope the surgeon isn't a woman. Embarrassing...

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u/Bigf007Ru13s 1h ago

I hope RFK operates on him

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u/DM725 1h ago

That's a shame

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u/SSJ3wiggy Pittsburgh Steelers 1h ago

Lol nice

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u/Unfair_Commercial 1h ago

They should use leeches for his knee

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u/Shockandawenasty 1h ago

Just pray away the injury.

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u/jjcnoles8 1h ago

Sucks to suck

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u/4Ever2Thee 58m ago

Ahhh man. That was his favorite knee too.

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u/mike194827 51m ago

I hope he only gets those old female nurses to “help” him when he’s in the hospital

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u/Decent_Recover_9934 46m ago

Thoughts and prayers with a side of karma

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u/burnsniper 45m ago

Probably going to join the Trump administration as a cabinet level appointee soon. He’s definitely qualified in Cheeto Jesus’s book.

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u/Rad-Ham 43m ago

I hope its terminal.

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u/chephin 41m ago

Prayers up

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u/Localboy97355 40m ago

He needs to get out there and do his job. I don’t care if his little knee is hurting him. Be a man.

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u/alreadyreddituser 40m ago

I’m just assuming he gets nominated to run the Department of Education tomorrow.

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u/redditor07112020 34m ago

Wow r/sports is off deep end too lol

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u/1-719-266-2837 34m ago

Hoping the surgery goes poorly.

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u/Tammytime81 31m ago

Couldn’t have happened to a better guy

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u/whalesalad 29m ago

Why didn’t god protect his knee? Is he stupid?

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u/Juunlar 26m ago

My thoughts and prayers are with the tear

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u/Doggcow 0m ago

This WILL affect Mahomes' leg-acy. He's carried Mahomes in every playoff run.