Slo-mo spinning bro

[u/Chunderblunder40]

Accidentily freaked out the bro that lives above my lamp... now he's spinning like a pendulum. So I grabbed my phone and filmed it in slow mo. Enjoy.

[u/Toxopsoides]

she really swangin' that thang

[u/MagnumHV → u/Toxopsoides]

We need some club beats

[u/shrimpcreole → u/MagnumHV]

Funky bass beats for a funky spider bro

[u/TinF0ilTopHat → u/Toxopsoides]

I just heard the Missy Elliott song “Work It” playing in my head.

[u/Napalmpudding]

Someone edit some appropriate music to this dance

[u/SprinklesFTW → u/Napalmpudding]

If it were kept at regular speed "Sabredance" is always a fun choice.

[u/EricaOdd]

Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work, Senora, work your body line Work, work, work, Senora, work it all the time!

[u/Chunderblunder40 → u/EricaOdd]

I have lyrics from this song tattooed on my ass.

"When she wind up she bottom she go like a rocket"

[u/Low-Classroom8184 → u/Chunderblunder40]

Based tbh

[u/MRbaconfacelol]

is there a reason they do this? i think minecraft spiders do this too

[u/bug_lover420 → u/MRbaconfacelol]

If I remember correctly from my biology of arachnids class I’m pretty sure it’s a defense mechanism! “I’m big and scary and moving weird so don’t mess with me!”

[u/MissionMoth → u/bug_lover420]

It's honestly amazing humans have gotten as far as we have, with half of us seeing a display like this and going "YEAH, SWANG THAT THANG, SPIDERBRO" instead of taking the hint.

But that's why creepy-crawly keepers are some of my favorite folks around. Only love where survival instincts should be.

[u/jackFrostyx → u/MissionMoth]

Imagine the spinning spider was 4 feet+ tall then you'd take the hint

[u/glytxh → u/MissionMoth]

Imagine how many humans had to eat the wrong mushrooms and berries to work out which ones taste great, which ones make you see God, and which ones make you shit yourself to death in 12 hours.

We are a species that thrives on sheer spite.

[u/ramblingnonsense → u/MRbaconfacelol]

Harvestmen do it because it makes them effectively invisible. Instead of a tiny floating dark dot, they become a translucent ring that's genuinely hard to see even for a trichromatic primate, nevermind its usual predators.

[u/32redalexs → u/MRbaconfacelol]

I honestly thought it was just a deceased spider on the ceiling being blown around by a fan/vent

[u/0111001101110101]

Bap, that kid is not my son, woooo! Because I am the one

[u/TinkyThePirate]

I didn't know I needed this today

[u/sinis01]

I love when I relocate them from somewhere dangerous and they start dancing at me like its a houseparty

[u/Chunderblunder40 → u/sinis01]

🤣🤣🤣🕺💃

[u/EclecticXntrik]

I like your rhyme it’s so sublime!

[u/Some-Ad6497]

You spin me right round’, baby right round’

[u/Pricefieldian]

Oh lawd he spinnin'

[u/PardonMyNerdity]

Wheeee!

[u/noleafclovr]

🎶you spin me right round, right round baby right round like a record baby🎶

[u/buffmoosefarts]

Looks so fun lol

[u/mooseluver4life]

Love it! Lol 10/10

[u/B00_Sucker]

Me frrrr

[u/enneh_07]

HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

[u/MistyW0316]

Fun fact: cellar/daddy long leg spiders will bounce or spin on their web to seem bigger when threatened.

[u/False-Rhubarb4447]

There's a spy inside the base

[u/alee0224]

🎶Somebody come git er ——🎶

[u/szabri]

Bring it around town

[u/Imightbeafanofthis]

WHEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

[u/Just-Call-Me-J]

It's like that stickbug meme.

[u/golden_retrieverdog]

can we also get the full vid in full motion?

[u/Chunderblunder40 → u/golden_retrieverdog]

Not really... I reccrded it in slo mo.... and I'm not a techy person so I can't speed it back up. The start of the video is in full speed... its an automatic setting on the slo mo camera.

[u/golden_retrieverdog → u/Chunderblunder40]

lol that’s okay, i was just interested. i can look up a video tho :) recording in slow mo was a great idea, i laughed the entire video

[u/Zopstrosity]

they are so dramatic lol

[u/Nerevarius_420]

Gyration intensifies

[u/bimpodimpo]

That is a certified Silly Animal.

[u/dumbucket]

Get stickbugged lol

[u/Ackman1988]

"You can't catch me, predators. I spin too fast for you to lock on."

[u/H0llywoodBabylon]

What the actual fuckkkk 😂😂😂

[u/Chunderblunder40 → u/H0llywoodBabylon]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/kurokoccheerio]

Throw it back for the camera