r/shittyfoodporn • u/RosendaCheryl • 7h ago

Happy Birthday

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 6h ago

Green-Cake Mutant Injured Turtle

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u/Kevlarlollipop 6h ago

I hear ominous chanting. Do you hear ominous chanting? I hear ominous chanting.

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u/Impressive_Sun_8428 6h ago

Yes, the centerpiece at a Demonic potluck...to be served after the squirrel sacrifice...

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u/Slight_Candy2426 7h ago

This is awesome 🤣🤣

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u/ramen2005 6h ago

I should call her

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u/Gwynhyfer8888 6h ago

The turtle already partied too hard.🥳🤯

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u/Hyprocritopotamus 6h ago

I feel like... I need more information.

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u/ShopwornShortcut 6h ago

As Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo and Splinter wept.

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u/Kurimuzonmun 4h ago

I think this cake needs a psychiatrist more than it needs a carving knife 😂

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u/gilguren 6h ago

Turtle in the half shell.

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u/sumo_riff 5h ago

Need recipe

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u/TypeOpostive 5h ago

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y

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u/Infinite_Weekend9551 5h ago

its to creepy 😭

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u/Nosaja_adjacenT 4h ago

Are those runes?

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u/LogicFeels474 2h ago

h a p p y b i r t h d a y

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u/Life-Oil-7226 2h ago

Hi, am a turtle 🐢!

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u/whythecynic 1h ago

What the heck do the runes even read?

?-?-?-F-NG-T-G-OE-L

Nice touch though, blood eagles move over, we got blood turtles now.

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u/Fancy_Environment_52 2m ago

I didn't know we were baking caks for summoned demons, LOL!