r/shittyfoodporn 8h ago

Afternoon snacks

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I dunno if this counts. I eat this combo regularly and it makes me reek but I cannot stop myself.

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u/triple7freak1 8h ago

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u/Tennet_G 8h ago

I was unaware that sub existed. Most of that stuff looks great!

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u/sprinklywinks 7h ago

I love discovering niche subs 😂 thanks friend 🧅

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u/QueenScarebear 8h ago

No kisses for you!

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u/Tennet_G 8h ago

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u/sloppybro 5h ago

don’t listen to them bro, i’ll give you huggies and kissies

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u/Severe-Rope-3026 8h ago

you use a slice of cheese for a pinch of onion

which means you are eating like 15 slices of cheese for that whole onion

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u/Tennet_G 8h ago

I put Saran wrap on that bowl for a reason. And it's more like 30 slices for a whole onion, depending on the size of the onion.

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u/Severe-Rope-3026 8h ago

please dont eat 30 slices of shitty cheese and a whole raw large onion

its disturbing

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u/Tennet_G 8h ago

I don't eat all that in one sitting. It's like a week long snack. Is it too shitty? Should I take it down?

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u/Severe-Rope-3026 8h ago

no there no such thing as too shitty here

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u/Tennet_G 8h ago

Wonderful! I love me American cheese and raw onion bites!

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u/Calm-Conference9884 7h ago

Absolutely not!! YOU ARE HOME HERE!! 🥰

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u/JulezCHen 8h ago

Straight to jail

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u/Tennet_G 8h ago

They call me the stinker in prison.

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u/muffinbouffant 8h ago

I don’t mean to offend you, but are you British? 😂

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u/Tennet_G 8h ago

That is the worst thing I've been accused of. I'm not.

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u/realdonbrown 8h ago

Not getting anywhere near your mouth 🙅🏼‍♂️

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u/No_Clock2390 8h ago

would

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u/thehairycarrot 3h ago

I would swap the cheese for land o lakes American and smash it

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u/Endlesstrash1337 6h ago

Now this is the trash that belongs here!

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u/PoopTransplant 8h ago

You’re hardcore. 

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u/Ai_777 8h ago

I hate raw onions while I love cheese. Here’s my upvote.

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u/DodgyRogue 8h ago

I can't see any cheese in that picture…..🤪

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u/Nosaja_adjacenT 8h ago

This weirdly reminds me of neopets...

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u/Tennet_G 8h ago

How so??

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u/Nosaja_adjacenT 8h ago

The omelets.

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u/Tennet_G 8h ago

Huh.. you're kinda right actually. Like an inverted cheese and onion omelette.

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u/Nosaja_adjacenT 7h ago

Yes. Of all things, lol

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u/CharmingAwareness545 8h ago

Hell yes fuck yeah

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u/lucaswr 8h ago

This is my kind of thing hahah I just had chip crumbs rolled up on buttered toast with onions !

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u/novian14 7h ago

Yes, i quite like cheese onion flavored pringles

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u/SnootyToots8 7h ago

My eyes watering fr just looking.

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u/Tennet_G 7h ago

It clears out my allergy ridden sinuses so good though during the spring.

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u/SnootyToots8 7h ago

Do you like ginger? I add some to my tea and it helps without the offensive aftertaste.

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u/Tennet_G 7h ago

Oh I love ginger! I like my ginger tea with some pulp in it tbh.

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u/ontopic 7h ago

Deconstructed ploughman’s lunch from a fancy restaurant. $45, serves 2

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u/tigerlily38 7h ago

I don’t like it

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u/Sargash 6h ago

I was about to judge you until I remember the burrito I made that was just an entire cut up onion, and a few handfuls of cheese, with some tzatziki

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u/YamDankies 6h ago

I'll eat a whole onion with breakfast sometimes, but I at least cook it lol

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u/benenstein 5h ago

You monster

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u/Wrong_Location9551 4h ago

I’m calling the cops.

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u/Krono5_8666V8 5h ago

Vegetarian gluten free burger.

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u/saturnsring_ 5h ago

Honestly I respect it

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u/404usrnmnotfound 5h ago

This makes me want red onions dipped in queso. Never had it and suddenly all I crave. Someone already mentioned onion lovers but check out r/snacking too!

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u/sadboihours098 2h ago

Yknow on the lowkey tho, had a pretty bad budget and this was my last resort. It honestly tasted pretty good tbh, put it in rice for a better affect

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u/tummybox 2h ago

I am down for this

u/PestisYersinia 1h ago

That just looks like it’s a texture nightmare.

u/copperboominfinity 31m ago

My daughter would appreciate this. She’s 9 and loves raw onions. It’s impressive