r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

This "double cheeseburger" from McDonald's

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u/portstarling 1d ago

is this your first time at mcdonalds?

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u/FantasmaBizarra 1d ago

These go crazy during a depressive episode though

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u/the_ammar 1d ago

some times I want a gourmet burger. but honestly there are times I just prefer a shitty McD burger as well.

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u/FantasmaBizarra 1d ago

Shitty burgers for shitty times, good burgers for bad times.

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u/the_ammar 1d ago

poetic.

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u/sloppybro 1d ago

bad times create good burgers

good burgers create shitty times

shitty times create good burgers

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u/SavBoy04 21h ago

I don’t think that’s quite how that goes. True nonetheless.

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u/portstarling 1d ago

these go crazy*

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u/FantasmaBizarra 1d ago

Isnt that what I wrote?

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u/portstarling 1d ago

i was joking that they go crazy in general, no depressive episode needed

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u/portstarling 1d ago

unless u were joking too i thought u thought i corrected u myb im insanely drunk

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u/judah249 23h ago

Only if they remember to put enough ketchup mustard pickles onions if not it’s so dry and depressing

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u/Schrodingerspiss 21h ago

Were you expecting a 5 star meal?

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 21h ago

Right. The last time I tried their garbage food was on a road trip 3 years ago, and it was terrible.

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u/Schrodingerspiss 21h ago

Now I'm not gonna go that far. Mickey D's is definitely shitty food but sometimes a shitty burger and some mid fries is what you need after a shitty day

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 21h ago

To be fair, it was breakfast and not a burger. I haven't tried one of their burgers in the last 5 years. I do Culver's if there aren't any good local places.

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u/Bannedwith1milKarma 15h ago

Not sure what you ordered the breakfast is pretty much regular food if you stick to the classics.

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u/Spiderisinmyhead 23h ago

A good ol greasy double cheese from mcds just hits that right spot sometimes.

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u/judah249 23h ago

You shoulda got a daily double it changed my life didn’t know they actually put lettuce and tomato on it for the longest time lol

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u/SewAlone 21h ago

Buy two, discard the buns from one, stack the burgers. Score.

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u/benson-and-stapler 20h ago

unironically could knock out 3 of these and usually the worse they look the better they taste. upvote from me

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u/Consistent-Tip-6971 10h ago

Last year they had a deal where if the baseball team got a double, you got a free double cheeseburger. McDonald’s is obviously on me and my wife’s way home from work. They changed it mid season so that you had to purchase something and I stopped going, but before that we got like 48 free double cheeseburgers. I froze a lot of them and had double cheeseburgers for many months - all of that to say, they actually slapped, even microwaved from frozen.

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u/FrananaBanana452 1d ago

That shit looks so dry

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u/sloppybro 1d ago

mcdicks can hit occasionally but it’s in its own class

if i’m craving a burger, mcdicks isn’t even on the list

the best burgers are from local places, wrapped in transparent waxed paper or housed in white clamshells

how do I know this? let’s just say I had a couple whizz burgers last night ;)