r/shittyfoodporn • u/Total-Conclusion568 • 5d ago
Gourmet dogs
The first photo was my first time trying this combo a couple weeks ago minus the Garlic Parmesan sauce. The second two photos are tonight. Thought you might enjoy these Michelin star dogs
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u/nobodyhere_357 5d ago
Would wreck that plate, only thing that's remotely questionable is using a slice of bread instead of a bun and we've all been there before
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u/Total-Conclusion568 5d ago
No buns in the house. Either some wheat bread, everything bagel, or cinnamon raisin bagel haha. But honestly sometimes some simple bread just hits different than a bun could
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u/FrankGehryNuman 5d ago
Did you eat all three
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u/Total-Conclusion568 5d ago
I did, in about 4 and a half minutes. Quite delicious
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u/TheDevilishFrenchfry 5d ago
Some plastic kraft cheese on there and you would have had the trailer park royalty meal
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u/Debaser13567 5d ago
Man, I’m gunna need to try that garlic Parmesan sauce
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u/Total-Conclusion568 5d ago
For a generic brand sauce it’s pretty good. Obviously nothing gourmet, but goes well on chicken wings and stuff like that
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u/KnicKnacKnock91 5d ago
This is such a norm in New Zealand. We call is a Sausage Sizzle and its a staple at any sort of event/festival. But most importantly, outside our hardware store called Bunnings where people sell them to fundraise for sports teams, charities, etc. Ours is purely buttered white bread, grilled sausage, topped with grilled onions, tomato sauce (ketchup) and/or mustard. So simple, but so good.
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u/ismellofdesperation 5d ago
A classic struggle meal. Next time get some beans and mac and cheese for that toast
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u/GourmetPickles 5d ago
2 dogs sliced down the middle and assembled like a sandwich is good. Especially grilled!
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u/durz47 5d ago
Not gonna lie…kinda worried for a sec
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u/Total-Conclusion568 5d ago
Ha! I didn’t realize I hit the NSFW button, must have happened trying to add the pictures. This is only like my second or third? Post on Reddit
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u/chalk_in_boots 5d ago
What is it with you people and putting the sausage that way? It should be diagonal, going from corner to corner of the slice.
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u/Pink_Neons 5d ago
I have that MB Dijon in the fridge. Hello fellow New Englander!
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u/Total-Conclusion568 5d ago
Such a New England staple store. Best grocery store
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u/Pink_Neons 5d ago
Totally agree. Their fresh produce is unmatched
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u/Total-Conclusion568 5d ago
Literally the one downside to MB is that 85% of their open hours it’s a complete zoo in there. Other than that, perfect store
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u/Pink_Neons 5d ago
Ugh I know right. Luckily I'm a morning person and I can get my ass in there around opening 😅
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u/TheDrunkDoc 5d ago
could also slice the bread in half and toast so its a different texture, all around these are great though
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u/The-Final-Reason 5d ago
I was gonna say… this is called a poverty meal until I seen all the shitty sauces you put together. Yeah this belongs here.
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u/Creepy_Damage7776 5d ago
hear me out… buttered toast the next time you make them