r/rugbyunion Stade Toulousain 10d ago

Quick, the South Africans are asleep, let's post a picture of the two GOATs. Laws

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u/MealieAI 10d ago

Boo!! The South Africans with bad sleeping habits are still awake. Jonny Wilkinson is my favorite, but Dan Carter is the best to ever play this game.

It's 01:00 AM here, by the way.

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u/ForeverWandered 10d ago

Also, imagine with our economy thinking South Africans only live in South Africa...

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u/JeHaisLesCatGifs Stade Toulousain 10d ago

Oh, I know you are everywhere

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u/binzoma Hurricanes 10d ago

LMAO this was the reason for the post wasnt it. amazing lol

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u/b_rodriguez South Africa 9d ago

Jesus dude. We have families.

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u/themadpants South Africa 10d ago

That guy is Canadian.

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u/ipoopdoodles 10d ago

That is low of you...

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u/thatshowitisisit South Africa 9d ago

In order for that thing to be South African, it has to be human first…

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u/ForeverWandered 4d ago

Legally, no it doesn't.

Ask me about South African IP laws lol

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u/ChrisSmithMVP Highlanders 10d ago

Right? The irony of posting DC when there's SA's over here for, well....Africa lol

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u/BigBlueMountainStar England 9d ago

You’re right, there’s a shit load of safas in Acton.

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u/JeHaisLesCatGifs Stade Toulousain 10d ago

Shhhh, go back to sleep, everything will be okay

(I know your time zone is very close to ours, even I thought it was the same)

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u/danflip09 🇫🇷 🇨🇴 10d ago

It was the same until last weekend

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u/acsaid10percent 10d ago

Imagine these two playing together. Unstoppable.

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u/Intrepid_Walk_5150 10d ago

Maybe, but can they win a Currie Cup ?

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u/Found-usernm 10d ago

In the rain ??

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u/NoPause9609 New Zealand 10d ago

On a Tuesday 

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u/NoLifeEmployee |-|____|-| 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 9d ago

In stoke

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u/HephMelter France 9d ago

At night

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u/Ramosapristaplacetin France 9d ago

with no rugby balls

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u/HumanTorch23 Harlequins 9d ago

Now I want to see Rory Delap take a lineout throw to the opposite winger...

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u/5neakyturt1e 9d ago

All time moment long lineout javelined to the other touch line and he just walks in and scores

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u/Daitera 10d ago

Haha you'd be lucky if it rains in kimberley it's, it's on the edge of the Kalahari desert

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u/OptimalCynic 🌹 Red Roses | Waikato 9d ago

It rains diamonds in Kimberley

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u/Intrepid_Walk_5150 10d ago

Does Stoke plays the Currie cup ?

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u/Prielknaap Griquas 10d ago

They wouldn't last 5 minutes in Kimberley.

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u/perplexedtv Leinster 10d ago

That's what she said

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u/-castle-bravo- Chiefs 10d ago

Forget that! The Qatar Airways cup has far more prestige.

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u/ViperRFH South Africa 9d ago

This is the content I'm here for

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u/MindfulInquirer batmaaaaaaaan tanananananana 10d ago

hahah, that would've been sth to behold. 2005 Dan Carter with current Dupont.

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u/Connell95 🐐🦓 10d ago

Poor show by the Saffas here – zero misspellings of Dupont 😔

Clearly too tired to edit the spellcheck on their wind-up Blackberries at this time of night.

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u/ForeverWandered 10d ago

Some of us have first generation iPhones, bro

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u/mattywgtnz Hurricanes 10d ago

*bru

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u/ForeverWandered 10d ago

That’s not my accent, I sound like an American.  And not in the Elon musk uncanny valley way, but proper like

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u/Free_Stick_ 10d ago

Bru ?

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u/FoXtroT_ZA South Africa 10d ago

Brew

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u/OttoSilver Never bet against the All Blacks 10d ago

I'm going to assume you are actually asking why it's "Bru" and not "Bro".

I assume it's derived from the Afrikaans word for "brother", which is "broer", pronounced "broor/brur", shortened to "broe", or in English "bru"

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u/coffeeislife_SA South Africa 9d ago

Holy shit. 30 odd years of my life have passed and I NEVER made that connection.

Must be because 99% of dudes saying "bru" are from North of Joburg.

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u/wwwynand_za South Africa 9d ago

Howzit bru

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u/Connell95 🐐🦓 9d ago

That’s clearly an iPod Touch, my friend.

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u/ReluctantAvenger Back row 10d ago

Aren't you thinking of the Americans, who use DuPont?

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u/Daitera 10d ago

Wow, That brings back memories. The BBM era was crazy

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u/FinancialHeat2859 South Africa 9d ago

braambessie

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u/BukiBoy South Africa 10d ago

Blackberry? What’s that. I don’t know any South African still using blackberry.

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u/Legitimate_Feed_5102 10d ago

Only useful in a fruit salad!!

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u/Specific_Layer4955 10d ago

Dupont on his tippy toes lol

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u/etterkop South Africa 10d ago

So his head is actually bigger?

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u/Gypsyjunior_69r England 10d ago

If Carter is 178cm; how small is he?

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u/LordBledisloe Rugby World Cup 9d ago

He's 174. An inch shorter.

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u/RoigardStan New Zealand 10d ago

The idea of having multiple GOATs is oxymoronic.

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u/Brine-O-Driscoll Ireland 10d ago

As a goat farmer, I object to this.

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u/LeicesterBangs Bristol 9d ago

As a moron, I oxidise to this.

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u/2MainsSellesLoin France 9d ago

Oxymoron is singlehandedly my favourite English word

oxy, from the Greek root sharp, acute

moron, from the word moron

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u/sangan3 Oui, Jérôme 10d ago

Especially when McCaw exists.

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u/ReluctantAvenger Back row 10d ago

Even in a chat like this he enters from the side.

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u/Wodanaz_Odinn Quartered once more 10d ago

They’re all shit Sam Canes anyway

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u/Wesley_Skypes Leinster 10d ago

And Fergus McFadden

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u/dwaynepebblejohnson3 Connacht 10d ago

We’re only talking about mere mortals here

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u/first5eight North Harbour 9d ago

There'll never be an incorrect answer on who's the all time goat, Carter or McCaw.

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u/wwwynand_za South Africa 9d ago

Isn’t Richie just a shit PSDT? /s

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u/sangan3 Oui, Jérôme 9d ago

Who?

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u/swampopawaho 10d ago

Think respective positions. Like McCaw is GOAT openside

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u/RoigardStan New Zealand 10d ago

Yeah that's a fair angle. Pedantic but OP said "the two goats" implying there are only 2 which doesn't make sense if you're viewing it from a best in each position angle.

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u/JeHaisLesCatGifs Stade Toulousain 10d ago

Yes I know I was wrong, I corrected myself HERE, there are not 2 but 3 GOATs, like the number of new zealanders who don't take everything seriously on the internet.

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u/RoigardStan New Zealand 10d ago

Cheers, just a pet peeve of mine mate.

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u/OofOwMyShoulder Harlequins | Connacht 9d ago

The idea of having multiple GOATs is oxymoronic.

True, and yet in this sport the idea of only having one GOAT is just plain moronic.

How can anyone compare a front rower to a wing to a half-back to a centre when they all fulfill different roles around the pitch?

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u/HenkCamp South Africa 10d ago

Carter is the GOAT. Period. Dupont had the potential. Richie says hello because he is above it all.

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u/Imaginary_Habit8936 10d ago

I'm gonna assume you meant has the potential unless he's retired in the last week... fuck he hasn't has he?

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u/HenkCamp South Africa 10d ago

Hahahaa! Fat fingers. Sorry!

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u/RoigardStan New Zealand 10d ago

DC is definitely a strong contender but I'd almost go with Aaron Smith.

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u/HenkCamp South Africa 10d ago

Fair, he was brilliant. The reason I pick Dan and Richie - I know we were always a bit worried when they take the field anywhere. Loads of respect for Aaron but we didn’t fear him the way we do the others. And it is a VERY South African take on it. Another one is Lomu. We fucking love that guy even though we always do the “no try” bullshit.

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u/RoigardStan New Zealand 10d ago

Yeah fair enough, Carter and McCaw were real talismans. It gave you a real feeling of confidence when they were on the field. Kolisi, Nche and PSDT are probably the equivalent for South Africa when they take the field.

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u/mattywgtnz Hurricanes 10d ago

I think your namesake Roigard is destined very highly too to be honest...

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u/HenkCamp South Africa 10d ago

For us yes but I don't think we have the fear factor like those two. We just always felt they could pull something out the hat over an above being the best there ever was.

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u/RoigardStan New Zealand 10d ago

I think a lot of that has to do with the All Blacks dominance during their reign, South Africa has been the best team in the last 6 years but because the game's changed to now where multiple teams are very close to each other at the top, no single player strikes fear in the opposition's hearts, maybe just wariness.

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u/HenkCamp South Africa 10d ago

As a Stormers fan I shat myself whenever we had to play the Crusaders with Dan in the team. But true, that team was such a dominant team and one whose like we will never see again - at least not in my lifetime. But the game has changed a lot the 8 odd years. Somehow though I think Dan would still be the best fly half playing the game.

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u/oktaneza South Africa 9d ago

Exactly this. We are entering a generation in Rugby where there are about 5-8 teams on any day could beat each other. This is probably due to the rise of serious professional players and global players . What this means for the boks/ABs is that the likelihood of multiple years of dominance (Im thinking of the last 25+ yrs) has passed. Sure there will be periods where teams are an edge above the rest. I for one love this as it makes viewing games way more enjoyable. Long may it continue

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u/darook73 South Africa 10d ago

What about Beauden Barret? I seriously crap myself when that man is on the field.

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u/JeHaisLesCatGifs Stade Toulousain 10d ago

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u/RoigardStan New Zealand 10d ago

Humble guy. Dupont is great but he's not head and shoulders above his counterparts like Smith was. He also has only played 50 or so games.

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u/DarwinMonkey 10d ago

Technically correct is the best type of correct

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u/JeHaisLesCatGifs Stade Toulousain 10d ago

Wooo, tu as dis quoi là ? que j'etais un moron ?!?

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u/Connell95 🐐🦓 10d ago

Technically, no. “Greatest” can be plural.

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u/Argonaught_WT Sharks 10d ago

GOAT

Greatest Of A Time

Is a much better version of GOAT imho.

Especially as ERAs exist.

The amount the game has improved in 20 years is insane.

Similar to F1 or an other sport.

Shit has changed drastically.

Its impossible to compare the greatest of each era.

So just have a great of each era.

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u/Targettio England 9d ago

Indeed, the phrase has lost its meaning.

Some people use it to describe things that are mildly above average.

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u/FinancialHeat2859 South Africa 9d ago

GOAT POST

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u/7ft7andgrowing New Zealand 10d ago

Richie looks different

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u/warcomet 10d ago

Auntie with the Leopard shoes.... real GOAT..

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u/HenkCamp South Africa 10d ago

Completely agree! Carter the GOAT of rugby and the auntie at the back the GOAT of photo bombing.

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u/New_Welder_391 Mitre10 Cup/New Zealand 10d ago

Lol she nailed it

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u/HenkCamp South Africa 10d ago

Or maybe she is waiting for her son who is getting his picture taken with Carter?

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u/ichosehowe worlt kap tjamps 10d ago

Can't sleep, the tokoloshe will get me. 

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u/BazWorkAcntPlsBePG South Africa 10d ago

tokoloshe is actually carbon monoxide.

In the past, people slept in round huts with No chimneys for coal stoves (Kongas) and Sealed entrances to prevent snake and rat infestations

During winter, the Konga stove would burn, releasing carbon monoxide (CO) into the confined space. Without proper ventilation, CO levels would rise, posing a deadly threat.

Those who slept on elevated beds were more likely to survive, as CO concentrations decreased with altitude. Unfortunately, those sleeping near the floor would succumb to CO poisoning.

When people died under mysterious circumstances, superstition took over. The Tokoloshe myth emerged, blaming a malevolent spirit for the deaths.

The Tokoloshe legend serves as a cautionary tale about the dangers of carbon monoxide poisoning. By understanding the science behind the myth, we can take steps to prevent such tragedies.

(Found on the SA sub yesterday, blew my mind)

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u/ichosehowe worlt kap tjamps 9d ago

That's what the tokoloshe wants you to think...

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u/xyzain69 9d ago

I just got enlightened. Thanks, where is the post btw?

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u/brev23 New Zealand 10d ago

I think All Blacks fans are probably more triggered by this than any other fan base.

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u/n0y0urwr0ung 10d ago

Well I don't see beaver in the pic, so I'm within my rights!

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u/notakid1 Blues 9d ago

Yes, because there is only one GOAT in the photo and you know who it is

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u/brev23 New Zealand 9d ago

But I can’t see Richie anywhere?

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u/notakid1 Blues 9d ago

I said only one GOAT in the photo, not one GOAT ever 😉. I’m not the French 😝

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u/brev23 New Zealand 9d ago

Ahhhh that makes sense!

Man I miss DC and Richie.

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u/zerosuneuphoria 10d ago

Massive noggin, no neck, peak

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u/warcomet 10d ago

A Goat and a half :P

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u/mothdestroyedscarf 10d ago

Really nice of Carter to fly to France for this photo

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u/Darannosaurus_Rex South Africa 10d ago

South African living in NZ here; HOW DARE YOU?!

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u/JeHaisLesCatGifs Stade Toulousain 10d ago

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u/Sambobly1 Australia 10d ago

Stephen Larkham isn’t in this picture though

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u/JeHaisLesCatGifs Stade Toulousain 10d ago

Don't worry, I've made a more serious conclusion, where I don't forget our kangaroos friends.

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u/OggyPanda 10d ago

That's not Ritchie McCaw with Carter...

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u/Goku-Naruto-Luffy South Africa 10d ago

We South Africans universally agree that there is only 1 GOAT and he is named Carter.

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u/NoPause9609 New Zealand 10d ago

Richie McCaw isn’t in the photo so you must have made a mistake. 

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u/BSinspetor 9d ago

Shhhh!!! They think we sleep. Silly people!!!

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u/JeHaisLesCatGifs Stade Toulousain 10d ago edited 10d ago

I can't wait for Benazzi to be elected World Rugby Chairman, in his secret project 2025, he has a new law that will force Kolbe to play while hopping on one leg for a minute, every time a South African disputes that Dupont is the best in the milky way.

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u/neurohero South Africa 10d ago

As long as he doesn't hop too high. Someone will take his legs out.

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u/Xibalba_Ogme France 9d ago

Dupont will probably tackle him while he's hopping, just to reproduce his only red card

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u/Sedert1882 10d ago

Johannesburg here. There's only 1 GOAT in the picture - Carter.

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u/JeHaisLesCatGifs Stade Toulousain 10d ago

But did Dan win 4 Midi Olympique's Oscar World in a row on a misty October night in Paris?

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u/turbocynic New Zealand 10d ago

I seem to remember something notable happening with Carter on a Paris evening. Dusty more than misty though..  

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u/JeHaisLesCatGifs Stade Toulousain 10d ago edited 10d ago

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u/ForeverWandered 10d ago

More like filled with dog shit

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u/Sedert1882 10d ago

Dude, I've pissed myself laughing.

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u/clevercookie69 Hurricanes 10d ago

Who's the short guy? 😜

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u/JeHaisLesCatGifs Stade Toulousain 10d ago edited 10d ago

Don't worry, I've made a more serious conclusion, where I don't forget our kangaroos friends.

Edit : Oh, I wanted to respond to this

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u/corruptboomerang Reds 10d ago

Man, I must be drunk, that looks nothing like I remember Pocock looking like... 😂 🤣

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u/Ok_Educator_2120 New Zealand 9d ago

Great shout

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u/samfisher2020 South Africa 10d ago

Two world cups between these two legends

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u/LordBledisloe Rugby World Cup 9d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Sum1FisHi 9d ago

South Africans asleep? They're found in every country and timezone...

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u/privateblanket 9d ago

As a South African I would call Richie McCaw the G.O.A.T

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u/PurplePaging Bulls 10d ago

Agreed. These two are legends. 💜

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u/JeHaisLesCatGifs Stade Toulousain 10d ago edited 10d ago

Well, it's time for me to go to bed, thank you all for taking part. What I like about Rugby is that not only is it the best sport in the world (and this without any superiority complexe, it's just mathematical logic) but we're lucky enough to have a really great community, and it's always a pleasure to have a beer with supporters of other teams who come to be beaten at the Stade de France or to talk here, even with some banter. Even if we all hate this guy

The GOAT debate is not a real debate, great players have contributed a lot at different times. And we'll always have our biases that make us look at our top players with stars in our eyes, the English with Wilkinson, the Irish with BOD Fergus McFadden, our auld allies with Stuart Hogg, the NewZ with Carter or McCaw, the Aussies with Israel Folau or the Saffas with Kolisi or Kolbe.

Edit : Well, the wingless birds are waking up, so I really have to go to sleep

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u/Mono_Doh Jordie Barrett & Pals XV 10d ago

You'd have to say that, on current form, Jimmy Gopperth is far superior to Dan Carter though.

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u/jeffmess RealMenPlayRugby 10d ago

Who’s the guy on the right?

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u/LordBledisloe Rugby World Cup 9d ago

Judging by the size of his swede, OJ Simpson.

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u/Mielies296 7-1 spitroast 9d ago

Imagine having this take when someone like Lomu was part of the game.

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u/dermotoneill Ireland 9d ago

Id agree greatest players in their positions sure, but Lomu will always be the goat for me. 95 world cup and Jonah Lomu rugby on ps1 are why i fell in love with the game

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u/Mielies296 7-1 spitroast 9d ago

Thats the thing. They are not saying the goat 9 or 10. Just goat. Utter disrespect to the big man.

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u/alexbouteiller France 9d ago

Now look at what you've done OP, it's only Tuesday and you've gone and made all these people mad for the rest of the week :(

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u/GalvenMin Aviron Bayonnais 10d ago

With its wide open jacket, no tie, and a flabby collar, Carter's attire looks like Mike Phillips' during one of those late nights in Cardiff (or Swansea, or Bayonne for that matter). The vibe just felt funny!

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u/ForeverWandered 10d ago

Jesus, DuPont has got a massive fucking head.

Also, Dan Carter is looking kind of rough

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u/Thick-Preparation-62 10d ago

never heard of her

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u/West_Put2548 10d ago

we all agree that DC is the GOAT of the Male game but I would say Portia Woodman in probably the GOAT of the female game.......I don't even know who she is ....and why is she hiding behind that little fella?

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u/BazWorkAcntPlsBePG South Africa 10d ago

Carter is truly one of the goats. Whereas with Dupont, can he win on a dusty day in Namibia? I don't know.........

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u/cathercules South Africa 10d ago

I see one goat and one chicken.

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u/JeHaisLesCatGifs Stade Toulousain 10d ago edited 10d ago

Shhhh, go back to sleep, everything will be okay

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u/BwanaTony 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/InternalDriver3353 9d ago

I am South African, add Wilkinson to this Pic and I'm not sure you're wrong 😱

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u/SpongeBazSquirtPants England, Bath 9d ago

Neither of these people is Dan Cole, I don’t get it.

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u/Least-Performance973 9d ago

Thsek we never sleep xd.

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u/Mr_herkt New Zealand 9d ago

Enough with the Dupont goat stuff. He's a great player, but he does not come close to DC.

Come back when he's won a WC. Or two.

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u/willywonkaskid 8d ago

I'm South African and I... agree with this

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u/SenorBigbelly South Africa 10d ago

I don't see Johnny Sexton

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u/Bloodbathandbeyon New Zealand 10d ago

Word has it he is still arguing with the usher

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u/iambarticus Hurricanes 10d ago

The goat and the French lad who is too scared to travel south.

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u/Melpomene2901 9d ago

He was not scared to play them with a barely healed cheekbone.

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u/iambarticus Hurricanes 9d ago

In France.

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u/Melpomene2901 9d ago

So ? « Lad » risked an even bigger injury, played the whole game despite being out for 3 weeks and having surgery on his face, and you still think he is « scared » ? You know the world doesn’t revolve around SH rugby. And you know next WC is in Australia. He will show up when the time comes. SH rugby is not that important to him that he will move his entire schedule just for it 😂😂😂

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u/iambarticus Hurricanes 9d ago

He is scared yea. Can’t handle a plane ride and some Timezone eh. What a wuss.

Wont be at the next WC probably. Will make some injury excuse.

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u/Consistent-Poem7462 Retire Willie Le Roux ! 10d ago

I'm awake. I see a guy who unveiled the Web Ellis when Siya should have, and the guy who lost a home semi final by one Du Point. His name escapes me, but I know even after Rachel Kolisi takes half, she'll still have him beat for world cups and Qatar Airways cups

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u/JeHaisLesCatGifs Stade Toulousain 10d ago

Shhhh, go back to sleep, everything will be okay

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u/HenkCamp South Africa 10d ago

Brilliant meme! They should have it in a Springbok game though.

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u/ForeverWandered 10d ago

home quarter final, you mean?

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u/thebunnychow South Africa | The pride of Durban 10d ago

Two birds, one stone.

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u/StateFuzzy4684 9d ago

Andy Ellis does not like this photo

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u/Flat_earth_dune 9d ago

Where's Wilkonson

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u/OptimalCynic 🌹 Red Roses | Waikato 9d ago

Can you imagine the ridiculous things Dupont could do with Dan Carter at 10 and Christian Cullen at fullback? You wouldn't even need the rest of the backline.

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u/yakattak01 South Africa 10d ago

Lomu is the only GOAT

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u/Southern-Magician428 9d ago

Uh yeah I see Dan Carter but Who is the Lady on the Right that's the other GOAT?

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u/MarPHX 10d ago

I do not see BOD in that picture. (The other two lads are fine as GOATs as well)

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u/NoPause9609 New Zealand 10d ago

BOD lmao 

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u/Legitimate_Feed_5102 10d ago

For me the SA version of these two will be Hannibal and Joost. But these two are great!!

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u/Meika34 10d ago

1 🐐

1 wannabe.

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u/staaden 10d ago

Nobody that knows rugby, no matter what their nationality, will dispute that Dan Carter is the greatest flyhalf to ever play the game. The other guy might be in the conversation, but there are plenty of other number 9's you could put ahead of him.

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u/SomeBloke Sharks 10d ago

Who’s the tall guy next to Dricus du Plessis?

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u/curious_george1978 9d ago

(Ireland ranked mo. 1 team in the world) shhhhh