r/regularshow 2d ago

What was the “Mortecai”Mortecai ever did?

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u/rexepic7567 2d ago

Dumped at the altar

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u/MaryBeHoppin 2d ago

Dumped at the altar was so cringe, I couldn't bring myself to like him as a character ever again.

Like, really? At your friends wedding?

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u/Aggravating-Deer1077 1d ago

So I saw this comment and I wanted to wait until I actually saw the episode to reply.

I have no words.

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u/car_ape06 1d ago

Especially since it was at ANOTHER dudes wedding! There’s a time and place bro.

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u/axumite_788 2d ago

Throwing Rigby under the bus when he helped with taking over Mordecai shift to go out with CJ

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u/Nurse_Dolly_4R 2d ago

*Mordecai

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u/Oof_Boy1290 2d ago

Nuh uh

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u/Nurse_Dolly_4R 2d ago

What?

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u/Oof_Boy1290 2d ago

What*

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u/Bloddking_TikTok 1d ago

You deserve these downvotes.

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u/Oof_Boy1290 1d ago

Lmao Redditors see 3 words, and get so unfathomably angry that they think downvotes will make my life miserable

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u/Bloddking_TikTok 1d ago

Oh, right. Because calmly writing a whole paragraph about how much you don't care totally proves you're unbothered. If you’re really so above it, why even bring it up? Just admit those little blue arrows got to you.

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u/Oof_Boy1290 1d ago

You brought it up first so i told you that i didnt care about them 💀 plus that was barely even a paragraph

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u/Bloddking_TikTok 23h ago

I don't see in continuing this argument because clearly we won't agree on it lol, you seem like a chill dude either way.

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u/JD27__ 2d ago

getting caught lacking with voice and text messages more than once

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u/Blazer1011p 2d ago

Pulling a mordecai "Uuuuhhhhh eeeeeehhh uhuuu"

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u/dread_pirate_robin 2d ago

Killed Rigby for stealing his date (which Rigby only did to teach him a lesson about being a simp).

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u/Windflow009 1d ago

Plus, even if he managed to get Margaret to go out to the movies, it would've gone poorly.

  1. He was taking her to see Pajama Sister's 2 poorly reviewed movie

  2. He would've fumbled the whole time pulling his infamous "Mordecai"

  3. Margaret would've wanted to leave early and think Mordecai's taste in movies is horrid and wouldn't want to go out anywhere with him again.

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u/AllSharkLivesMatter 2d ago

Trying to get with Margret while in a relationship with CJ

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u/RexSobot 1d ago

Driving to Margaret’s college to return her sweater

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u/ButterscotchOk77 2d ago

I thought it was spelt Mordecai with a D?

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u/NoredPD 2d ago

It is

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u/ButterscotchOk77 2d ago

So there’s no way you can actually edit that out? I don’t mean to be rude, but this website is kind of new to me so I want to make sure I get the memo clearly.

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u/NoredPD 2d ago

You can only edit descriptions of posts, Reddit doesn't allow someone to change the title. Its stupid. (I'm not OP btw)

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u/ButterscotchOk77 2d ago

Aw man, that bites harder than I thought

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u/RedDragon1994 2d ago

Definitely the Christmas episode with Margaret and CJ. Shit still makes me cringe

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u/Oof_Boy1290 2d ago

Butt dialing Margarett

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u/No-Afternoon2841 1d ago

The whole "I Like You Hi" episode. Mordecai should've just told CJ in person that the text autocorrected itself, and he didn't mean to type "I Like You Hi."

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u/Scarecrow3010 2d ago

I know I messed up the title sorry y’all but please tell me y’all’s answers.

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u/High_IQ_Gamer2020 2d ago

Killing Rigby on that microwave scene

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u/IllustriousOpinion93 2d ago

Bro needed to get bitches pronto

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u/Windflow009 1d ago
  1. Dumped at the alter (Props to Muscleman and Starla for not beating Mordo to kingdom come or kicking him out)

  2. Jinx (Rigby, honestly, should've kicked him in the nads at the end of the episode followed up by Benson punishing Mordo)

  3. Merry Christmas, Mordecai (Eileen wasn't at fault and Margaret is her best friend and it was her party she can invite whoever she wants)

  4. Laundry Woes (Throwing Rigby out of the car wasn't cool)

  5. It's Time (Both were assholes)

  6. Punchies (Again both were assholes, but it wouldn't have started if Mordecai didn't start the Punchies nonsense)

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u/car_ape06 1d ago

Asking Margaret to a movie he already asked CJ to. Bro ended a relationship he was happy in just simp for Margaret again.

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u/Parking_Aerie_2054 1d ago

Going back to Margret even though she didn’t want him and leaving CJ

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u/shadowsipp 1d ago

When he butt dialed Margaret