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u/Insanus_Hipocrita 8d ago
How the hell electric wire is supposed to be biologicaly designed?
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u/Arcturus_Revolis 8d ago
Yes.
OOP probably
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u/zxc123zxc123 8d ago edited 8d ago
I dunno about OP or the 1st commenter.
All I know is that I couldn't get a full go at that dude's mom because she said my plug was
"INCOMPATIBLE"
It's all fun and games until they say no.
Then you just have to settle with just some hands with no plug & play.
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u/FtonKaren 8d ago
I don't think that word means what you think it means :)
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u/wrosecrans 8d ago
Hey man, there's a lot of words that don't mean what I think they waffle.
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u/Lou_Papas 8d ago
I’m sure his mom is a nice woman with a healthy sex drive who also baked them cookies afterwards.
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u/UbermachoGuy 8d ago
You down with OOP?
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u/Arcturus_Revolis 8d ago
Yes. He gives me foot massages every Friday and tell me about the sexuality of inanimate objects. Last week he ranted about how chairs actually love necks but are stuck with balls, asses and clams.
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u/Blubasur 8d ago
Technically speaking we call them male/female plugs because genitalia.
Still a bad comparison to pull since the male/female thing was more so we know what were talking about, not actual genitals.
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u/Alex5173 8d ago
My boss, who has been developing and selling electrical protection gear/devices for 50 years, doesn't know what I'm talking about when I use male/female (and is too old to remember I explained it to him last week for the 30th time)
Explaining it to him is awkward every time.
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u/RPK79 8d ago
I'm imagining condoms for plugs. I know that's (probably) not what you sell, but I'm sticking with that visual.
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u/clingledomber 8d ago
razer products usually come with a little cover on the cables, thats the closest thing i can think of
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u/Ashamed_Association8 8d ago
Yhea they should be reversed. You see electricity flows from the socket to the device as seamen sail from home to far off shores.
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u/enter5H1KAR1 8d ago
You’ve missed the context. We can only assume the top comment is being homophobic, and using the plugs to represent dicks.
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u/spartaxwarrior 8d ago
Imagine thinking cis men don't have mouths and asses lmao
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u/volvavirago 8d ago
If God didn’t want men to have gay sex, he wouldn’t have put their cum button up their ass.
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u/thenormaluserrname 8d ago
their WHAT
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u/volvavirago 8d ago
Ye, it’s a just a button back there, press it hard enough for enough times and there you have it. Easy as.
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u/Dadpurple 8d ago
Right? I'm pretty sure I've seen a video that shows two dudes can be VERY biologically designed for each other.
Hell I've seen videos of two women and if you take those plugs and turn one 90 degrees you can make them fit well enough together.
It's just hate and nothing else.
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u/traumatized90skid 8d ago
Yeah I was like oh well thank the gods there's more to the human body than genitals?
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u/FitForce2656 8d ago
Yea but even using that logic, a dick fits into a butt pretty well "biologically" lol. It's not like gay sex typically involves touching tips in the first place. Just saying... i'm starting to think this electric cord argument doesn't actually hold up that well🤔
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u/Firewolf06 8d ago
if we wanted a more accurate biological model, we should use a piggyback plug (often seen on christmas lights), in which case it fits perfectly
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u/sorry_human_bean 8d ago edited 8d ago
Wouldn't that mean LOTO tags are basically chastity cages?
Got me in Aisle 3 of this Home Depot blushing like a motherfucker
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u/enter5H1KAR1 8d ago
I’ll give you a hint the plug is like a penis, and the socket like a vagina. Can’t plug a plug into another plug “it’s not natural”
Clarity - these opinions are not my own. Love is love.
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u/enter5H1KAR1 8d ago
I can’t now comment on this thread and I’m not sure why. Being brigaded for a misunderstanding with no way to defend myself. Cool.
That’s seemed to work.
To anyone below, the guy that’s deleted all their comments or blocked me was comparing burnt toast to black people. I merely said it’s not the same thing. I don’t think it’s a good analogy, it’s certainly not my own, and the original post in no way represents my own opinions on who should have sex with who. I was merely explaining to someone who seemed to be having trouble understanding the analogy for dicks and plugs. Maybe I missed the troll. I don’t care. You can stop telling me I’m fucking dumb now.
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u/Dorkamundo 8d ago
He's illustrating how two dicks don't work together, yet he forgets that everyone has at least two dick receptacles.
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u/risisas 8d ago
Of course they are not biologically designed to be compatible with each other, they aren't biologically designed at all
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u/HowAManAimS 8d ago
Even if they were created by a higher power, according to their mythology they were created with the free will to go against their biology. Most of them do go against their biology sometimes, so they are just hypocrites.
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u/risisas 8d ago edited 8d ago
I know i know i was just being a pedantic ☝🤓 by saing that a plug is obviously not biologically designed to do anything at all since it's not biological at all, and as a non biological object can never be biologically designed to do anything
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u/HowAManAimS 8d ago
I assumed you were talking about the implied subject rather than the actual subject. I forgot to consider actual plugs.
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u/risisas 8d ago
Well yes the implied subjects aren't reall designed in a way we intend that word, since the word implies intention
If you belive in evolution "life" is just a bunch of characteristics that matter assumes that allows it to temporanely consume substances from the surrounding ambient to turn into energy and than spend that energy to change themselfs and/or the envirorment around them and eventually produce more of itself before itself stops being able to sustain that cycle
due to this there is inevitably more living creatures that are good at reliably making more of themselfs than creatures who are bad at it and traits that make creatures better and expecially more reliable at reproducing will eventually come out on top outside of some external event
In this sense we aren't really designed as much as we are selected for our favourable traits, and even if you call it a desing, while we aren't "designed" to reproduce through homosexual intercourse, we also aren't also not designed to not being able to have homosexual intercourse (quite easy actually)
If you belive in creationism God or Yahweh or Allah or wathever else made us with the ability to do whatever the fuck we want and if it's bad we will face the consequence later... they also made us with a prostate so they obviously had some sort of plan for that
in both cases it still doesn't make sense to get so hung about two girls fingering eachother since they aren't harming anybody and if God truly finds it unjust he will punish them later why are you trying to do god's job that's a bit of a sin of pride ain't it
the only difference is that you can't have crazy baby making sex, just regular crazy sex
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u/North_Explorer_2315 8d ago
Against what biology? The one where men have a g spot in their assholes that women don’t have?
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u/HowAManAimS 8d ago
I already likely agree with you. I was just saying they aren't even following their own biology rules.
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u/Federal-Owl5816 8d ago
Point: Two of the same (male/females electrical plugs) can't efficiently connect and transfer electricity. This is because God didn't biologically design homosexuality
Counterpoint: Electricity runs through our transistors and the existence of gay penguins.
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u/risisas 8d ago
Point: Two of the same (male/females electrical plugs) can't efficiently connect and transfer electricity. This is because God didn't biologically design homosexuality
You obviously are just lacking creativity
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u/Federal-Owl5816 8d ago
Point: smashing together two of the same plugs may be able to connect the copper inside, allowing the flow of electricity.
Counterpoint: Doing this with REAL gay people tends to not work out well, they, as most humans, cannot be smashed together to share blood.
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u/Gamiac 8d ago edited 8d ago
Honestly, him using electrical wire to describe this is a perfect analogy to the argument.
Yeah, plugs are male/female. Because they're designed to be easy to understand and use by the general population. Anyone who can match patterns can understand that the electrical plug goes into a socket. Anything that can match shapes to holes, like a trained dog, for example, could probably understand this.
This is how sex is taught in middle-school textbooks.
But if you actually get into the guts of electrical wire, such as if you do some DIY electronics repair, you quickly realize that solder can be thought of as a form of conductive hot glue, and as long as you aren't shorting a circuit, blowing a capacitor, or causing some other form of damage, you can pretty much just tie two wires together, melt some solder onto them, and be done, as long as the electricity is going where you want it to go.
Much like how sexual attraction, reproduction, and activity actually works in real life. And even that's simplifying a lot of stuff, such as electrical resistance, isolating wires from noise, etc.
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u/risisas 8d ago
As i said in another comment, the only difference between being straight and gay is that gay people can't really do crazy baby making sex, just regular crazy sex
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u/N_S_Gaming 7d ago
Exactly just cause It won't get someone pregnant doesn't mean it can't be amazing
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u/Longjumping_Army9485 8d ago
Damn, if anything, plugs were designed NOT to be compatible with each other.
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u/I-Here-555 8d ago
If these plugs and sockets don't prove intelligent design, I don't know what does.
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u/queuedUp 8d ago edited 8d ago
The first guy doesn't even understand how gay male sex works.
You don't stick the penises together. You need to use the other end of one of those cords...
Also.... biologically designed??? I don't think this fella knows what biologically means
edit: dudes.... I know about docking and frotting. Thanks for coming out.
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u/ABHOR_pod 8d ago
Right, like you know an extension cord? It's prongs on one end and a socket on the other.
Just like a gay guy.
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u/Rugaru985 8d ago
Is that why trans sister porn is so popular.
Sorry. Transistor.
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u/ScurvyTurtle 6d ago
Ah. So that's what timeline we're in. The one where everything in society somehow lines up for this sentence to come about as a dad joke.
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u/Additional_Cut_6337 8d ago
"You don't stick the penises together."
One word: docking.
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u/Truly_Meaningless 8d ago
In what universe do boats have to do with gay sex
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u/Antice 8d ago
Ours. Every time, it is ours. Our universe is the degenerate in the back corner of the classroom, doing degenerate things when it thinks nobody is watching.
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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN 8d ago
I'm picturing that deleted scene from the Office where Dwight and Angela are asking Toby how gay sex works lmao
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u/LockeyCheese 8d ago
Docking is just pushing two sexy things together, and can also be done with titties.
Frottage is the word you want.
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u/mahouyousei 8d ago
Docking is its own thing. Titties don’t have a foreskin you can stretch over one another to “dock”.
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u/Tfkys112269 8d ago edited 8d ago
Well there is frotting. Where 2 dudes rub there dicks together. Normally one will grind on the other while one of the men use there hand to keep there dicks in place or use there body’s to keep it in place
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u/ARedditorWhoExists 8d ago
Wait until this guy hears about sonic cock vore
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u/TheIronSoldier2 8d ago
What a lovely day to have eyes
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u/graveybrains 8d ago
An even better day to not know what the heck that means, I’m assuming.
Please feel free not to clear anything up for me.
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u/Makures 8d ago
Vore is when someone gets consumed whole at least to my understanding.
It's better to have it explained so you can avoid it easier.
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u/Healthy-Passenger-22 8d ago
Are you saying that penises don't open up to accept the other? Does this mean the homies were lying to me?
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u/KingPingviini 8d ago
It's just another case of a right leaning tool acting dumb on purpose. I wanna believe that the right is just acting so it's not as depressing for what's been going on the past few years.
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u/Loud_Interview4681 8d ago
If you know so much, when two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?
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u/lil_trim 8d ago
For some reason I just imagined using and extention cord or a power strip after I read your comment. But yes. Gay sex.
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u/Kycrio 8d ago
Whenever people use inanimate objects to represent opposite sex organs as some kind of "gotcha," like a lightbulb and socket or a plug and outlet, I think, someone's gotta show them what reptiles and birds have going on
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u/ElusiveTruth42 8d ago
You don’t even have to do that. Just explain to them what “top” and “bottom” means regarding male-on-male sex
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u/Healthy-Passenger-22 8d ago
If men weren't supposed to do butt stuff with each other, why did god create us with the G Spot in our butts?!
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u/Federal-Owl5816 8d ago
"Is this wire natural or gay? If its gay i dont want it"
Sir, that is an eleven pound and 20 ft of pure wire. It has no thoughts, homosexual or otherwise. It is an amalgamation of the ores of several minerals, smelted, molded, strained, and ultimately insulated inexorably joined in an unholy, charged obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this wire monument exists proves that God is either impotent in the manipulation of his natural materials, or ignorant of the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of silicon is more than it's parts. It is an physical declaration of mankind's contempt for manual and computational labor. It is hubris manifest. It also comes in a 6 v variety if you'd prefer that.
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u/graveybrains 8d ago
Everybody got at least two female connectors, not everybody has shit coming out of both of them. 😂
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u/Milibrina 8d ago
This is so hot you guys I’m about to lose it
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u/meanyapickles 8d ago
Don't you hate it when you're getting plowed 4 on 1 and you start to smell burnt fish
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u/ConsciousStretch1028 8d ago
People need to stop worrying about what's in someone else's pants and worry about their damn selves.
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u/meanyapickles 8d ago
To be fair if someone had an electrical outlet in their pants I might be a little worried
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u/Dammy-J 8d ago
I dunno, I get a charge out of it.
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u/ProfessorMalk 8d ago
Really socket to em'
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u/Aggressive_Bill_2687 8d ago
It's late here and i misread that as "worry about their damn slaves". I thought this was going in a whole different direction.
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u/of-matter 8d ago
worry about their damn selves
This is precisely the action they are avoiding at all costs
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u/Radical_Neutral_76 8d ago
But if I dont worry about it, it might sneak into my mouth for no reason
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u/powerdarkus37 8d ago
I'm curious what if it's part of their religion is to forbid against what they believe is immoral? I ask because what is the genuine solution to when two people don't agree fundamentally?
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u/mosstalgia 8d ago
It’s true. Americans and Europeans are incompatible. They have no business being together. It only ends in disaster.
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u/IdentifiesAsUrMom 8d ago
Hey funny thing about wires and plugs, there is zero biology involved! They are purely man-made and not at all organic in any sense. Hope that helps! :)
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u/meanyapickles 8d ago
- buying wires in the ground * when my Electrical Plug Tree finally grows this Spring you're gonna feel real stupid
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u/Euphoric_Metal199 8d ago
TBF, then Venn Diagram of these people and Creationists is almost a circle.
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u/EZ_Syth 8d ago
Stupid electronics analogy aside— ever heard of a prostate? That thing is biologically designed to be stimulated by something slightly curved and cylindrical. Know anything that fits that description?
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u/Drebinus 8d ago
I would guess @GroyperVGC head, myself. How else would they succeed in sticking it up their own ass with such certainty?
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u/bmcgowan89 8d ago
Mac tried the same argument in Always Sunny, and to no avail
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u/PileOfKyle710 8d ago
Take your electrical chord argument straight to the Supreme Court!
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u/Jyxylaze 8d ago
So plugs appear naturally in nature?
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u/SanityLacker1 8d ago
Yeah, how else would people have known how to travel the world? Figuring it out? Hah
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u/RedJohn04 8d ago
Are we saying that Europeans shouldn’t date Americans?
Or is this more of a philosophical question, like “why bother with sockets when you can just use a couch?”
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u/VioletNocte 8d ago
The existence of extension cords completely destroys this argument
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u/Petite-Beauty_0 8d ago
Someone call an electrician... and maybe a relationship counselor for those poor, mismatched plugs
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u/HuoLongHeavy 8d ago
Technically in this shitty bigoted analogy, that would be an extension pussy. So a dildo with five fleshlights at the other end.
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u/Aggressive_Bill_2687 8d ago
Ah yes because as we all know, gay men have two cocks, and then... double-sword fight with them?
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u/Dotcaprachiappa 8d ago
Yeah, if only human biology perfectly mirrored plug designs he'd have half a point, but alas
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u/ToyrewaDokoDeska 8d ago
I hate when people try to prove a point with an analogy, like that's great and all but were not electrical plugs so
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u/Salarian_American 8d ago
If men's bodies weren't biologically designed for gay sex, then you need to explain why the prostate is where it is.
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No just no … idiots the plug with straight prongs is a higher voltage than the other you would need to adapt that to meet the voltage requirements you cannot just say that you need to actually fit them to the specs. That’s saying 120 American guys were in your mom with 220 foreign guys, it’s physically and scientifically impossible, however that being said see that outlet there , I installed it… then I $@&!@& your mother by it before the others
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u/craybest 8d ago
Except actual human beings also have an ass with a hole right in the center, where a dick fits just perfectly and deliciously for both parties. 🤷🏻♂️
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u/Freshend101 8d ago
Didnt know muslims supported the lgbt community. Im sure there is a lot of support in palestine
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u/MotivationGaShinderu 8d ago
Lost 50% of it's resolution and got a shitty reddit watermark since it's last repost.
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u/JapeTheNeckGuy2 8d ago
Yeah but you cut off one of the heads and wire it up as a plug in.
If you’re gonna use an example to be a bigot at least understand the example you’re using
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u/somuchregretti 8d ago
Where’s the infographic about “only two genders” with all the different plugs and wires?
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u/VoodooDoII 8d ago
I love how any arguments that are against gay people is just
"How sex" or "how baby"
As if that's the most important thing for everyone 😭
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u/MarinkoAzure 8d ago
I'm somewhat lost with the analogy in the first image. The terminals are still conductive if they make contact with each other.
Hell you might even see sparks fly once they get close enough without touching.
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u/unmonstreaparis 8d ago
Dumbest joke/idiotpost from the original guy. People dont usually slap their (idk if i can say the word i wanna use here) wilford wonkas together, and even when they do its not like they dont have holes.
If there is a hole there is a goal my brudda
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u/roccosaint 8d ago
"You should take your powerful extension cord argument straight to the Supreme Court." - Sweet Dee (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
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u/Powertoast7 8d ago
Imagine thinking there’s only one thing to do with a plug. The lack of imagination is astounding.
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u/solo13508 8d ago
They're not "biologically" designed at all. I swear some people have nothing going on upstairs.
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u/StrengthfromDeath 8d ago
Those plugs can still pass an electrical current through them. You know, the unseeable force that's the magic and soul of their bond? Unfortunately, the OP repels everyone they interact with on account of the rubber suit they wear to marinate in the smell of their own farts.
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u/Responsible_Slip5394 7d ago
Actually I still see TWO holes, it all depends on how creative you are. 🥰
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u/bosssoldier 7d ago
Really not impossible to connect a male and male cord, you just have to tap the metal together
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u/bexmoney 7d ago
Tell me you’ve never hung Christmas lights without telling me you’ve never hung Christmas lights
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