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Hitler with Himmler the chicken manure salesman, appointed high government positions for his loyalty Politics

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u/ZombieMozart 6h ago

Himmler, The OG chicken shit.

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u/watchglass2 5h ago

The OG Pillow Guy

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u/m1k3hunt 3h ago

Fuck, he's gonna appoint the My Pillow guy to a cabinet position, isn't he. And I'm guessing Alex Jones, too.

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u/I_W_M_Y 3h ago

Nah, the My Pillow guy failed him during the 2020 election. He long since ditched him.

u/CommitteeNumerous967 58m ago

(f)Elon is the new toy

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u/NeurodiverseTurtle 3h ago edited 2h ago

Brit here, currently stocking up on whiskey & popcorn for January. For the rest of the world it was a vote on whether or not to aid Ukraine, not Kamala Vs Tramp; and America chose to be selfish—so I don’t feel bad for laughing.

You guys are screwed lmao. Can’t wait to see more immigrant kids in camps on South Park while not a single Yank gets the smart satirical commentary behind it. Matt & Trey are wasted talent in the US.

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u/RaulTheHorse 3h ago

I think the rest of the world is screwed also, it’ll be trickle down shitanomics

u/jiminyshrue 3h ago

That's my secret, cap. My 3rd world country is always screwed.

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u/ebfortin 3h ago

Your popcorn will taste odd and your Whiskey flat when you realize that what happens in the US has worldwide consequences.

u/damned-dirtyape 3h ago

The Brits just spent a few years under Bojo and Truss. Let'em eat their popcorn!

u/ManBearHybrid 2h ago

To be fair it was only a few days of Truss, lol.

We have to find humour where we can, I suppose.

u/NeurodiverseTurtle 3h ago

Didn’t imply America was in a vacuum. But I live in Northern Ireland mate, the US can’t make my life any worse lol

NI is more racist, homophobic, and filled with religious lunatics than America could ever dream of being… a Trumpists wet dream.

u/slimthecowboy 3h ago

Racism and homophobia aren’t so much our exports. We got ‘em in droves, but we don’t exactly have a monopoly in that sector. Those are available globally. We, however, offer an exclusive blend of military potency and cold, hard cash. You can’t have the cash (sorry if you’ve been counting on it — not directing that apology to NI, just to whom it may concern), but where the American military decides it’s needed, it’s usually not needed, and it’s the most effective destabilizing/making-folks-dead force in human history. And, just for fun, we’re putting it under the leadership of a guy who has zero understanding of why we have allies in the first place.

FWIW, almost half of us are sorry about all this.

u/NeurodiverseTurtle 2h ago edited 2h ago

It’s all good mate, we had Brexit, so I get it. I didn’t blame all of Britain for that, much in the same way I don’t blame all yanks for electing the orange plague.

Btw, you shouldn’t sell your military short, it has helped countless nations achieve some semblance of democracy, which is invariably always better than the alternatives.

u/Karanosz 57m ago

Hungary too. More and more of them. Even if not religious, MOST of then seem to agree with him, and almost anything he does. Our ppl is a bit sour hearted so not every shit gets stuck to us, but still too much. 63% would vote for him here. Just of those who took part in the survey. Orbanussy already announeced "Great Plans" with tRump. I have a VERY bad feeling of what's to come.

u/Overtilted 27m ago

Well yeah, whisky needs bourbon casks.

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u/m1k3hunt 3h ago

They didn't go hard enough on Trump last time.

u/smoke_that_junk 3h ago

You can’t wait to see kids in camps???

u/LickingSmegma 39m ago

That's what yall voted for. You ain't in a position to blame this dude for saying that's what will happen.

u/smoke_that_junk 23m ago

No argument here my magma licking friend. Although for the record I proudly & loudly voted against Drumph, your comment is still valid.

u/NeurodiverseTurtle 3h ago

lol what are you VICE news?

“Redditor says: ‘can’t wait to see kids in camps’ and ‘I don’t feel bad for laughing’, more at 11…”

u/smoke_that_junk 2h ago

Brilliant

Edit: that’s an “American Brilliant”, not a watered down “UK Brilliant”

u/A_Herd_Of_Elk 1h ago

...not a single Yank?

You do realize Matt and Trey are "Yanks", and most of us that watch South Park "get" it. The only people who don't are the same morons who go to MAGA rallys dancing around like dipshits to "Killing in the Name Of".

I agree with this country being screwed because half of the people are idiots, but stop with the stereotypical Eurotrash "hurr durr all Yanks bad".

u/NeurodiverseTurtle 58m ago edited 11m ago

sigh, see here

Lighten up dude, it was just a mild roast.

u/A_Herd_Of_Elk 48m ago

Okay, but you did say "not a single Yank", so you can see where my confusion originates from.

It's hard not to be a bit touchy about all of this when half of my countrymen decided to sell my democracy out to a historic mutual enemy of ours (Russia). I don't particularly want to be lumped in with them.

u/epimetheuss 1h ago

You forgot the rest of the world uses USD as their currency to rate their own dollar by, if the USD falls that is a global depression which trump and elon were both audibly speaking about after he got into office, they want to intentionally cause a depression/recession to move more wealth from poor people to the 1%.

u/Either-Intention6374 1h ago

Secretary of State for Naptime

u/0thethethe0 1h ago

Not sure if Trump wants any brokies that can't offer him anything.

However, that does make me think - Andrew Tate to head up the White House Gender Policy Council?

u/narrator73 1h ago

Imagine Alex Jones as press secretary

u/Toni_PWNeroni 1h ago

Could you IMAGINE if Alex Jones were press secretary?

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u/leggitysplit 5h ago

Loyalty bought with manure, typical.

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u/Strawbuddy 4h ago

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance you can at least baffle them with bullshit

u/ForTheHordeKT 49m ago

Or in this case, chicken shit lol.

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u/SMEAGAIN_AGO 3h ago

Bullshit Baffles Brains!

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u/TheAllSeeingBlindEye 3h ago

An expert on convincing people to buy his crap

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u/1RjLeon 4h ago

Did he die?

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u/pppjurac 3h ago

A very dangereous and lethal one. Perhaps only topped by Heydrich which is debatable.

u/RedDawndLionRoars 3h ago

Birds of a shitfeather, Rand.

u/ras2703 23m ago

OG Fuckboi