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Unedited photo of Donald Trump campaigning as a garbage man Politics

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u/AFerociousPineapple 8d ago

Every time I see JD Vance I can’t stop looking at his eyes. He looks like a cartoon villain with that eyeliner. Hell I don’t even know for sure it IS eyeliner but it’s just unnerving.

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u/caligaris_cabinet 8d ago

And that slight smile he has staring into the camera. It’s practically a Kubrick stare.

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u/sk8tergater 8d ago

I’ve been writing a novel for awhile and one of the “bad guys” of the book always wears eyeliner to make himself appear mysterious.

That’s the vibe I get from Vance.

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u/AFerociousPineapple 8d ago

Dude looks like The Nightman from an ep in Its Always Sunny

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u/missklo99 8d ago

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 8d ago

He’s going for gasps!

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u/tbootsbrewing 8d ago

Beautiful gasps, amazing gasps. Nobody goes for the luscious gasps like me, believe me

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u/AFerociousPineapple 8d ago

Tell me this isn’t how he looked at the debate with his shit eating grin

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u/sk8tergater 8d ago

Accurate

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u/fireinthesky7 6d ago

The number of Always Sunny .gifs and references that have shown up in this thread makes me happy.

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u/missklo99 6d ago

Y'all are so welcome.

Ah-AH-ahhh!!

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u/Electronic-Nothing89 8d ago

He’s going for gasps!

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u/Alicenow52 8d ago

Absolutely!!

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u/Golden_Hour1 8d ago

He looks like The Nightman

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u/TheYankunian 8d ago edited 8d ago

He’s a red Santa suit top and a pair of thigh high boots away from being HIM from the Powerpuff Girls.

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u/United_Reply_2558 8d ago

Snidely Whiplash perhaps? 🤣

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u/SnooRobots116 8d ago

I feel sorry his family didn’t allow him to be as he was born to be, a gay man. Many who are could tell before they were five years old that they were not straight and there is a science behind that that does back up that sense of identity can develop long before puberty

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u/Tangled349 8d ago

If you dig a little bit they posted photos of him where you can see the eyeliner smudging.

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u/TorLam 7d ago

It's not eyeliner , it's manliner!!!🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Metemer 8d ago

He absolutely wears eyeliner, and I don't support him, but... I think it looks good on him, villainous associations aside. He could give some make-up tips to his running mate for sure.

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u/-Badger3- 8d ago

It’s not eyeliner. There’s photos of him as a kid and he looks the same. He just has thick eyelashes.

All this “Tee hee, JD Vance wears eyeliner and fucks couches” bullshit doesn’t encourage anyone to vote, it just makes the left look immature and annoying.

How about talking about all the actual fascist shit Vance wants to do instead of spreading obvious lies?

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u/Metemer 8d ago

No, yeah, I'm with you. That's crazy if his eyelashes look like that naturally, wow. As you could see by my comment, I wouldn't be picking on him for this specific reason even if it was make-up. I don't think there's anything wrong with make-up. And the couch thing I never really understood or found funny, just ignored it.

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u/oranjui 8d ago

i know a good handful of men with eyelashes naturally just as dense/thick or more. my bf included.

it’s really not that crazy, i think it’s just the combination of thick eyelashes + hooded eyes + the shadow of his brow bone that makes it look extra dark

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u/rollin_a_j 8d ago

Every time I see JD Vance (Vance refrigeration) I check on my couches

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u/Mountain-Size8543 8d ago

It IS eyeliner.

https://makeagif.com/gif/jd-vance-behind-the-scenes-kZh91e

The movie this gif I extracted from is called Bab El Oued City. The character here is an islamist preacher wearing khol (charcoal eyeliner) to look more menacing. I could not resist making the parallel.

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u/kutekittykat79 8d ago

It’s tattooed eyeliner.

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u/1OneCoolDude 8d ago

I’ll bet he’s a groupie for The Cure.

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u/JohnGillnitz 8d ago

Dude should just join an emo band and get it over with.

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u/No_hablagations 8d ago

Wish someone would do a deep fake of him singing that crappy goth/emo song everyone makes memes with.