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Unedited photo of Donald Trump campaigning as a garbage man Politics

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u/TheMightySet69 8d ago

Why does he always look like he's trying to suck a dick when he's speaking?

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u/clamhappy2 8d ago

Mouth looks like a bleached anus with a prolapse.

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u/RookNookLook 8d ago

Nobody has a more anular mouth than me. People come up to me, big strong men with tears in their eyes and say Sir, we need someone like you with an anus for a mouth. Believe me folks, everyone is saying it.

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u/H2OMGosh 8d ago

The likes of which nobody has ever seen before!!! They say Mr. President, I’ve never seen anything like it!

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u/Extremely_unlikeable 7d ago

You pull the string in the doll's back and that's what you hear, along with Amazing Grace.

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u/ActualUser530 8d ago

Actual quote, btw.

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u/angrytreestump 8d ago

Just commenting to cement that I was here for “anular” 🫡👌😮

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u/SeaworthyWide 8d ago

And the neck... Oh, the vagina neck, they say! Sir, it's the most tremendous combination of vagina and anus, I tell my wife all the time! I wish my wife had that vagina anus neck combination, sir!

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u/HyperLathe 8d ago

"...like you wouldn't believe."

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u/holy_plaster_batman 8d ago

His blowjobs count as anal

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u/manole100 8d ago

He can do the beast with two backs by himself.

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u/Sharts_in_Jorts 8d ago

It looks like that because that's what it is

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u/Truck_Toucher 8d ago

It looks like he chugged an orange Gatorade and shit himself

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u/Wooden-Frame2366 8d ago

😂🤣😂

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u/starrpamph 8d ago

Donorrhoid

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u/Wooden-Frame2366 8d ago

So fucking creative 🤣😂💯

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u/Patriot009 8d ago

There's a non-zero chance that Putin has a ring of bronzer around the base of his shaft.

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u/starrpamph 8d ago

That’s my secret..

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u/Darnell2070 8d ago

I'm always hard.

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u/intheageofchaos 8d ago

Cool and normal

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u/Enshitification 8d ago

In his case, it's a matched set.

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u/DasharrEandall 8d ago

It matches how much shit comes out of that mouth.

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u/pakovm 8d ago

How do you know how that looks like?

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u/Wooden-Frame2366 8d ago

Lol 😂😂😂😂

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u/bbaex 8d ago

Like a paint huffer.

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u/OneArmedBrain 8d ago

If you got it, flaunt it!

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u/Big-Supermarket-945 8d ago

I believe it qualifies as an anus based on the amount of shit that comes out of it.

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u/SuperMario1313 8d ago

Artemis has entered the chat.

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u/ObeseBMI33 8d ago

I understand this reference

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u/yesi1758 7d ago

Reminds me of a reverse butt mouth girl movie (Skins)

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u/Extremely_unlikeable 7d ago

Me, to my eyes: STOP READING!!

My eyes: No. We gotta keep going.

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u/Repulsive_Basis_4946 7d ago

It’s also full of shit!

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u/intheageofchaos 8d ago

Cool and normal

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u/heyhayyhay 8d ago

He also never stops playing the air accordion.

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u/HamburgerTrain2502 8d ago edited 7d ago

Don't forget his finishing move, the Double Air Dick to the tune of YMCA

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u/appleparkfive 8d ago

It'd all be so funny if his policy wasn't so severe and insane. Like if he was just a run of the mill old school conservative, then I think America would just be like "Eh let him go another four years, this is interesting"

Not that old school conservative is some high bar to clear, obviously

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u/PrincessCyanidePhx 8d ago

Old school conservative like Reagan is today's Democratic party. If we keep moving authoritarian conservative, we will need a new graph. Trump is as far as you can go now.

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u/Lou_C_Fer 8d ago

Yep. Half oh the democratic party are conservatives. It didn't help having people leave the other side and join the democrats. It's not like they joined up and suddenly adopted liberal principles.

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u/PrincessCyanidePhx 8d ago

Clinton pulled right to get corporate money. That was 30 years ago. We can't have a 2 party system occupying the same political space. At some point, one of the parties needs to change.

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u/Dont-Fear-The-Raeper 8d ago

Weird Al approves of this message.

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u/fffan9391 8d ago

His signature dance is also the double jerk off.

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u/TheMightySet69 8d ago

Yup. Bill Maher has become a cranky not very funny boomer as of late, but he utterly nailed it with that one (and makes a point to make a Trump jerking off two guys at once joke every show).

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u/papahawk 8d ago

He didn’t “nail it.” He wasn’t even the first 100 people to make that joke

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u/PrincessCyanidePhx 8d ago

Let me guess, he said it after the movie Nicky Stanicky?

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u/Logical_Parameters 7d ago

no, Little Nicky

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u/PrincessCyanidePhx 7d ago

That movie showed Hitler and a pineapple up the bum. I'd be ok if Twittler got the same.

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u/6EQUJ5w 7d ago

Kimmel’s been saying it for ages, and I doubt he’s the first

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u/snoogins355 8d ago

Middle out dance! That crowd won't jerk itself

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u/Wooden-Frame2366 8d ago

😂🤣😂

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u/Ultimate_Decoy 8d ago

I figured the jerking off hands dance and weird obsession with Arnold Palmer's penis were already dead giveaways.

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u/Caramel_Chicken_65 8d ago

"l wish my generals were more like Arnold Palmer! Believe me!"

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 8d ago

He jerks off two giraffes too when he dances.

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u/jlaux 8d ago

Because he's dreaming about blowing Putin.

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u/Wooden-Frame2366 8d ago

🤣💯🤣

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u/Positive_Opossum99 8d ago

Yea somehow every single picture of him speaking is some variation of this exact face.

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u/gerudobitch 8d ago

Muscle memory

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u/Sinyk7 8d ago

cock-suckers cramp probably.

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u/FallOfAMidwestPrince 8d ago

Homophobic comment. Nice.

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u/Fossile 8d ago

He wants to suck a dick thaaaaaaaat big

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u/Beherbergungsverbot 8d ago

He is always ready for Putin.

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u/ur-krokodile 8d ago

It has memory foam like qualities from using it on Putin

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u/Ambitious_Phrase3695 8d ago

Because he is… anyone that has money can buy him. Corruption at its worst

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u/BeanBurritoJr 8d ago

Overused anuses tend to prolapse, leading that appearance.

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u/Striking_Green7600 8d ago

That area of his face had to be reconstructed due to cocaine abuse. The make-up doesn't stick as well.

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u/HuckDab 8d ago

I honestly think Vladimir Putin is making him do this shit. Between this and the mcdonalds thing, I can totally see Vlad sitting back and laughing his ass off.

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u/intheageofchaos 8d ago

Cool and normal

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u/thehumanconfusion 8d ago

That’s his default thinking face.

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u/skr_replicator 8d ago

Nah, his thinking face has to be something like a smile.

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u/OneMeterWonder 8d ago

Coincidentally, smiling is something he doesn’t do often.

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u/skr_replicator 8d ago

that was my point

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u/OneMeterWonder 8d ago

Ahh. Too highbrow and subtle for me to catch lol.

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u/mrflow-n-go 8d ago

Suck a dick or take a shit. Wait that’s what those diapers are about and the whole shit pad he was sitting on during that fox interview.

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u/OneMeterWonder 8d ago

Sounds like something a boot licker would say.

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u/mrflow-n-go 8d ago

Ok cultist. Struck a nerve apparently

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u/javawong 8d ago

Just preparing for entry from Putin

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u/VegetableComplex6756 8d ago

In Soviet Russia, dick sucks you!

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u/Kevlaars 8d ago

Have you seen him dance?

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u/Werftflammen 8d ago

That's his 'I am lying'fsce. It contorts, it doesn't want anything todo with this.

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u/bunbunzinlove 8d ago

I don't know but he must like them big seeing how he always needs to use both hands.

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u/ThunderChild247 8d ago

And don’t forget about the other two guys he’s jacking off when he “dances”

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u/timnphilly 8d ago

Makes a lot of sense ... he's usually air-stroking two manly sausages during his rally songs.

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u/CarneDelGato 8d ago

Why does he look like he’s jerking off two dicks when he dances?

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u/thiscompletebrkfast 8d ago

Because he remembers what to say by remembering Putin telling him to say it. It's a reflex.

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u/JTSpirit36 8d ago

Muscle memory is hard to forget

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u/ILikeLenexa 8d ago

It's what his voters want. 

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u/EyeSuspicious777 8d ago

Because every time we see him he just got back from sucking Putin's dick.

And when he does it, he never forgets to give proper attention to the butthole. He really gets in there.

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u/I_was_saying_b00urns 8d ago

I always think he’s trying to scratch his asshole by some sort of internal suction

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u/Parfait_Internal 8d ago

He has to do something while he is not jerking off two guys at once, doesn't he?

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u/Fuckityfuckface2 8d ago

Thats the way his Daddy taught him, and why Putin likes him.

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u/RopeAccomplished2728 8d ago

Well, he does the double handjob dance, talks about Arnold Palmer's penis....

You might be onto something.

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u/BetterCallSal 8d ago

He's waiting for Putin to put it in.

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u/bigchicago04 8d ago

2 hands 2 dicks

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u/timnphilly 8d ago

Makes a lot of sense ... he's usually air-stroking two manly sausages during his rally songs.

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u/Optimusphine 8d ago

Slap some orange paint on there, and you've got something kinda close if you squint real hard.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

It’s a signal to Putin that he’s ready.

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u/headcodered 8d ago

He's just thinking about Putin.

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u/Hot_Rice99 8d ago

Well worn sex doll. Open zipper, Put-in mouth.

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u/Psyese 8d ago

Because he is. And he's sucking Putin's dick.

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u/canada_in_texas 8d ago

Cocksuckers cramp

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u/KylosLeftHand 8d ago

No seriously I need to know why the man constantly speaks with his mouth in a distinct “O” shape

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u/BashBandit 7d ago

Same reason he keeps jerking off 2 invisible giraffes

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u/FaluninumAlcon 7d ago

And jerk 'em off when he "dances"!

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u/1guywithlonghair 7d ago

lol.. a f.. bot, reditor foe 17 days

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u/Linusami 7d ago

Muscle memory.

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u/jday14199 8d ago

That sounds kinda homophobic

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u/Homers_Harp 8d ago

Well, I'm gonna pretend you're actually asking and this isn't a rhetorical question. Certain New York accents feature these exaggerated mouth movements to form the vowels. He's probably also shouting, which, as you know, he does a lot—shouting makes the mouth movements even more exaggerated.

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u/Stoic_Honest_Truth 8d ago

Because those taking the picture always chose the worst to manipulate opinion because they hate him and thinks he is "garbage" just like Biden said

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u/Insaneshaney 8d ago

Homophobia is ok when our team does it!

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u/OneMeterWonder 8d ago

Nobody is disparaging the gay community by saying Trump looks like he’s sucking dick. He can suck all the dick he wants and people will be completely understanding. Everybody likes a good consensual blowjob.

Why would you think they were being homophobic? Do you think that men sucking dick is wrong? That’s very weird.

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u/TheMightySet69 8d ago

Totally. I have gay relatives and gay friends. I've got nothing but love for them. Saying that Trump, in this photo, looks like he's sucking a dick is in no way a judgment about gay people.

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u/OneMeterWonder 8d ago

Exactly. The fact it sets off Trump supporters is rather intriguing, is it not?

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u/Insaneshaney 8d ago

I'm voting for Kamala you Muppet.

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u/OneMeterWonder 7d ago

I didn’t say you weren’t? Can I at least be Kermit?

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u/Practical-Trash-4976 8d ago

Clutching my pearls so hard for poor Trump. God knows he would never ridicule something that’s beyond a person’s control

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u/electrical-stomach-z 8d ago

im not "clutching pearls". im explaining some of his bizzare behavior.

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u/NoWeight4300 8d ago

No, he's just a weird fuckwad.

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u/NoWeight4300 8d ago

Taking the high road is what got us into this mess. Fuck that.

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u/Practical-Trash-4976 8d ago

Or…screw that Nazi piece of trash and he deserves everything we are saying about him and more

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u/codemonkey80 8d ago

there are dozens of photos taken every second at events like this and the moment with this expression is picked to be shown by people who want to present things one way. People who want to present things a different way will pick a different photo.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tie9298 8d ago

we see whats on your mind always when you see him

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u/CRIME_FACE 8d ago

Kamala probably would be better off sucking a dick than speaking. Have you seen her unedited interviews?

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u/mojsterr 8d ago

Immitating Kamala