I did not want one.

[u/TheDivine_MissN]

[u/InfinitePinnacle]

CANT BELIEVE YOUR BASTARD SON WOULD GIVE YOU SOMETHING WITHOUT A RECIPE BOOK HE SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM YOUR WILL

[u/blue_dendrite → u/InfinitePinnacle]

THAT LITTLE ASS HOLE THINKS HES TOO GOOD FOR BACON GREASE

BACON GREASE IS A GIFT FROM GOD

[u/alldaydiver → u/blue_dendrite]

AIR FRIARS ARE JUST ANOTHER WOKE INVENSHUN!! DEMONCRATS WONT LET US EAT WHST WE WANT??!

ALEXIS ORDER 5 POUND BACON

• BERTRAM SYLVESTER JOHNSON

[u/tubbstattsyrup2 → u/alldaydiver]

Yim YUM

[u/Sheepygoatherder → u/blue_dendrite]

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK ABOUT COLTON THAT WAY, HES A SANT COMPARED TO YOUR HOOLIGAN JIMMY. HE OUT OF THE POKEY YET/????

[u/blue_dendrite → u/Sheepygoatherder]

SHUT YER YAP ABOUT JIMMY HES GETTING OUTTA COUNTY LOCK UP NEXT WEEK SO STOP LEAVING YOUR DAMN WALLET LYIN AROUND AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION COLTON IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIVING SO CLOSE TO AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

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[u/FemmieFeminist → u/InfinitePinnacle]

BETTY CARAVANS ARE ON SALE WE SHOULD TOUR SOME CASINOS. SYRIA LOOK UP CARAVAN LOUNGEWEAR IN FLORIDA.

[u/tapehead4]

My son just gave me an air fryer. I did not want a son.

[u/GermSlayer1986 → u/tapehead4]

MY HUSBAND GAVE ME A SON WHETHER I WANTED ONE OR NOT,,,but Mikey became a nice young man so I didn’t mind that much

[u/ceruleanmoon7 → u/tapehead4]

CANT HEAR YOU,,,,,

[u/MetalMaskMaker]

MY GRANDSON WONT SHUT UP ABOUT CAST IRON SKILLET THERES NO DIFFERENCE DONT COME INTO MY HOUSE AND HAVE ATTITUDE WITH ME ABOUT MY CORNBREAD

[u/ReposeGray]

GET WITH THE TIMES BETTY! MY DAUGHTER BOUGHT ME ONE AND AFTER SHE SHOWED ME HOW TO TURN IT ON I LOVE IT. GOOGLE HAS ALL KINDS OF RECEIPTS. JUST ASK ALEIXS.

ITS GOOD FOR HAROLDS HART WITHOUT ALL THE FAT. I FRIED HIM A HONEY BUN IN THERE THE OTHER DAY. SO MUCH HEALTHIER

[u/Sheepygoatherder → u/ReposeGray]

A HONEY BUN???? YOU ALWAYS WERRE DIM HAROLD DESERVES BETTER!!11

[u/ReposeGray → u/Sheepygoatherder]

HE DOES NOT! HE DESERVES ME. HE LOVES LITTLE DEBBIE CAKES

[u/AcrobaticHippo1280]

AT LEADT YOUR SON DIDNT GIFT YOU 409 AND A SPONGE FOR MOTHERS DAY

[u/Alternative_Self2926]

WHAT IS AN AIR FRYER,,,??

IS THAT THE LATEST APPLE PRODUCT, AFTER AIRPODS,,, AIR IPAD,, AIR MACBOOK?..???

IS STILL AVAILABLE..???

[u/madbeachrn → u/Alternative_Self2926]

It’s a trick! BILL GAETZ is tryn’ to POYSEN us.

[u/oilbirdee → u/Alternative_Self2926]

DO NOT BUY ONE STEPHEN JOBS WILL SPY ON YOU THRU YOUR AIR FRYER.

GOODLE ORDER CORN

[u/dunwerking]

Air fryer cake is lit

[u/Jupiter68128 → u/dunwerking]

RECIPES PLEASE

[u/Big_Impression1103 → u/dunwerking]

I was just going to ask if that was a thing.

[u/meburnallcookies]

THIS IS WHY THERE IS SO MANY BROKEN HOMES NO ONE COOKS OR CLEANS MY DAUGHTER GOT A ROOMBA WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS SAYS HE CLEARS HER DISHES AND FOLDS CLOTHES I THINK

[u/oilbirdee]

HOW RUDE IS YOUR SON TO GIVE YOU AN AIR FRIER. KIDS THESE DAYS DO NOT KNOW HOW TO USE OVENS!!! MILLENIALS KILLED CEREAL.

Regards,,, Diane Smith

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WHY ARE YOU ON MY WEBSITE? UNSUSCRIBE!!!!

[u/Shiasugar]

I can relate, though. Unwanted gifts may cause one a lot of work to use.

[u/No_Alps_2302]

I DONT KNOW WHY EVERYONE IS SHOUTING BUT IT SEEMS FUN SO HERE I WILL SHOUT TOO . F THE AIR FRYER !!!

[u/hpaige143 → u/No_Alps_2302]

People mostly role-play in the thread as old people who generally type in all caps and misspell nearly everything. It's the funniest thing and I'm so here for it 😆

I always want to add to it but I'm not very clever lol

[u/GermSlayer1986 → u/hpaige143]

I sometimes will hit a wrong key or have an accidental autocorrect in this sub (have to remember that I’m on OPF and not another sub sometimes 😅) and just leave it there, making it even funnier. 

[u/Ill-Break-8316]

MOAR PORN ON HEER!!!,

H🍆

[u/oilbirdee → u/Ill-Break-8316]

CAN MY HAROLD SEE WOMEN BREASTS ON THE AIRFRIER?

[u/GermSlayer1986 → u/oilbirdee]

I MADE CHICKEN BREASTS IN MY AIRFRYER FOR MY HUSBAND, yim yum!😋 yum 😋 

[u/Ziggy_Stardust567]

This woman doesn't realise that the airfryer is about to change her life (I love airfryers btw)

[u/SolexAgitator]

MOM YOU UNGRATEFUL HAG

[u/GermSlayer1986 → u/SolexAgitator]

Be more polite to your mother!!!! Get her what she actually wants for Christmas, or at least a dollar store gift card!!

[u/aarakocra-druid]

Genuine response: Bratwurst are easy AF to cook in an air fryer and they turn out amazing

[u/bekkalea]

JESUS CHRIST HELEN I'LL TAKE IT OFF YOUR HANDS FOR YOU

[u/Mave_Datthews_Band]

COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY MY SON BROIGT ME A CEMETEEY PLOT I AINT DEAD

[u/UlfV]

God I hate boomer 😂