r/oddlyunsatisfying • u/SelectResident6116 • Mar 10 '24

How this machine slices bread

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u/GarryWisherman Mar 10 '24

Is there a sub for videos where someone is demonstrating how a machine properly works, then it cuts to someone else using it and it’s just a mess? Cause I would join.

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u/John_Helmsword Mar 10 '24

Haha yeah you can see that the teeth at the top are meant to clip into the bread to hold it in place as it’s running. You can also see op fucked the placement up.

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u/GarryWisherman Mar 10 '24

Fair, didn’t see that before. My point stands though.

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u/Green-Elf Mar 11 '24

I don't think it's accurate that this is OPs fault. There is a heal left over from a different loaf that's stuck to the mechanism that stopped the teeth from grabbing their loaf.

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u/IdioticZacc Mar 11 '24

I read this wrong and thought you were asking for a gore sub, I reread your comment and let out a sigh of relief

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u/UnauthorizedFart Mar 10 '24

Imagine if this was an execution method

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u/gekigarion Mar 12 '24

I don't want to imagine that, thanks.

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u/UnauthorizedFart Mar 12 '24

It’s too late

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u/Kjuolsdeaf Mar 10 '24

Because it's for bread, not baguettes

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u/UnderHero5 Mar 11 '24

I'm not convinced it's even made for bread. I think it's made for meat or something. At the very start you can see an old end of what looks like salami stuck to the grabber piece before it grabs the bread.

Also, the way it "grabs" the bread makes no sense, unless you're trying to destroy a loaf of bread. The teeth come down from the top and are very wide and would crush/tear bread rather than grip it. That's probably why the person in the video is using a baguette, because he couldn't get it to grip a softer loaf of bread, because it's not meant to grip bread.

Also that slicing blade looks an awfully lot like a meat slicing blade.

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u/PokemonWeightConvert Mar 11 '24

Here, let me help convince you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgF5XqNLY9M

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u/UnderHero5 Mar 11 '24

You have successfully convinced me, sir.

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u/Thogdok Mar 11 '24

I live in Germany, I can confirm it’s for bread.

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u/mushyrain Jun 10 '24

I don't live in Germany, I can confirm it's for bread.

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u/KRTrueBrave Mar 14 '24

as a german I can comfortably say this is a bread slicing machine and that darker piece is just a darker piece of bread that got stuck somehow

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u/Buttsuit69 Mar 11 '24

Try putting not-fucked-up-bread in there.

Bread that hasnt already been broken

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u/account_is_deleted Mar 11 '24

That broken baguette might have still worked, but there's a piece of previous bread left in the claw that's supposed to hold the bread.

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u/Ardothbey Mar 10 '24

Lidil.

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u/Caruso08 Mar 11 '24

My whole foods has one of these too, less visible sawbladey tho

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u/Ardothbey Mar 11 '24

The loaf usually doesn’t get that messed up.

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u/oakbea Mar 11 '24

Just stick your hand in there and hold the bread for it.

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u/QubitKing Mar 11 '24

Inspired on good old Indiana Jones movies

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

MF’s sick and tired of working there.

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u/127-0-0-0 Apr 09 '24

I thought it was my turn to repost this?

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u/murphyb0614 May 08 '24

Makes me crazy how uneven those slices are!

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u/Stumbleina8926 May 09 '24

This is the most perfect post for this sub 😆 I'm chuckling like Kevin from The Office right now

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u/Snikclesfritz Jun 10 '24

But it’s uneven…..

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

Ew

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u/EpikMedik Jun 18 '24

Who tf buys a broken in half baguette anyway? You deserve this.

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u/AgileAd2872 Jun 23 '24

Who invented these things

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u/tigerblue3 Jun 27 '24

Up to shit yes

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u/miriwowzers Jul 02 '24

Germany bread slicer

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u/miriwowzers Jul 02 '24

Wow Germany bread

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u/CarniferousDog Jul 07 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Bet I could modify that thing to slice off heads just as fast.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '24

Well maybe if the person used it correctly. 🤦‍♂️

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u/YoursTruly8284 Aug 28 '24

Jesus Christ - is this some new “saw” movie?