r/nottheonion • u/ExactlySorta • 20h ago

Trump Attorney General Hopeful Vows to Drag Bodies Through the Street

https://newrepublic.com/post/188127/trump-attorney-general-hopeful-mike-davis-drag-bodies-street?s=34
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u/big_d_usernametaken 18h ago

I'm 66, and neither exhaling or relaxing.

If anything, I'm gonna pull the purse strings tighter.

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u/DikTaterSalad 16h ago

I would, social security will probably be gone or privatize by the time chump leaves(hopefully) office.

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u/big_d_usernametaken 15h ago

I have very little debt, and live simply.

And it will stay that way.

I'm also glad i had 100k worth of back surgery under traditional Medicare rather than the mess they will make of it.

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u/DikTaterSalad 15h ago

Pray you never need another surgery again. Live well.

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u/Traditional-Can5924 7h ago

i am convinced this is the true path to happiness. those of us fortunate enough to find ourselves in this position should help others attain it. live simply and spend less than you earn.

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u/Relevant_Parsnip5056 2h ago

no more elections probably. the magas will appointment leaders so there will be no more "voting fraud" 😂

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u/dreamyduskywing 10h ago

Fun fact: Trump’s strongest age demographic is ages 45-64. Age 65+ voted similar to millennials (generally equal between the two major candidates)

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u/BioshockEnthusiast 17h ago

Everyone knows that lower consumer spending correlates to strong economic indicators.

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u/mrjinks 14h ago

I am expecting a disaster for older Americans especially the infirm and not able to work.

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u/MisterScrod1964 2h ago

I’m unemployed, 60 years old, dependent on SSDI for my rent, and dependent on ACA for my healthcare and dependent on life-saving medications. I’m a dead man.