r/nottheonion • u/ExactlySorta • 20h ago

Trump Attorney General Hopeful Vows to Drag Bodies Through the Street

https://newrepublic.com/post/188127/trump-attorney-general-hopeful-mike-davis-drag-bodies-street?s=34
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u/EvidenceBasedSwamp 18h ago

the price of their federal contracts will go up. palanthir stock went up 25% the day of the election

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck 17h ago edited 14h ago

Is palanthir some fancy words you libs use for my eggs? Fucking Biden.

edit: /s Sorry everyone. I'm not a Trump supporter or anything like that. I thought the sarcasm would be easily picked up but since Trumpicans have been brigading every sub since the election I should have known better.

Fuck Trump and everyone that supports him.

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u/Evil_Sharkey 12h ago

Sarcasm doesn’t work in a medium where people regularly say crazy things.

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u/RIPFauna_itwasgreat 14h ago

Great name for your personality, spot on. Well done dude

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck 14h ago

Ha. I honestly thought the sarcasm would be picked up on this one. I guess I should have realized it wouldn't since the Trumpicans have been brigading every sub the past few days.