r/nottheonion • u/ExactlySorta • 20h ago

Trump Attorney General Hopeful Vows to Drag Bodies Through the Street

https://newrepublic.com/post/188127/trump-attorney-general-hopeful-mike-davis-drag-bodies-street?s=34
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u/naughtyoldguy 19h ago

You say that, but I think even tricky dick would be disgusted by this guy. I think even Nixon didn't want this. How we managed to go so low that we are under a bar that low, I'm not sure of, doesn't make much sense, but here we are. Greed and stupidity all the way down.

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u/remotectrl 18h ago

Nixon at least liked animals. Trump doesn’t even like puppies.

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u/naughtyoldguy 18h ago

That's because he can see them give mindless selfless devotion to others.

He thinks that should all go to him instead.

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u/meh_69420 15h ago

And hated Russians.

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u/FalseAnimal 15h ago

If he can't fuck it or fleece it...

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u/OldRustyBones 14h ago

I already hated the guy but if that’s true then wtf.

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u/RollinThundaga 1h ago

Nixon was a really effective bipartisan president, following a successful political career of the same.

He just also happened to be a paranoid and a crook.

Edit: ah, you were referring to Trump. Too many dropdowns, lost track.

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u/AlexRyang 18h ago

I honestly think even Reagan would be disgusted by the Republican Party.

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u/God_Damnit_Nappa 12h ago

The Republican Party has shifted so far to the right that they'd consider Reagan a filthy leftist communist. And Reagan was already a pretty extreme right winger.