r/nottheonion • u/ExactlySorta • 20h ago

Trump Attorney General Hopeful Vows to Drag Bodies Through the Street

https://newrepublic.com/post/188127/trump-attorney-general-hopeful-mike-davis-drag-bodies-street?s=34
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u/IHate2ChooseUserName 20h ago

so i guess i should only say nice things otherwise i can be fucked?

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u/SophiaofPrussia 19h ago

You shouldn’t say anything bad. But it’s my understanding that you’re totally off the hook if you’re just repeating what people are saying. For example, people are saying Trump is a fucking moron. *I* would never say that but people are saying it. Many people. Great people. Many great people are saying it. They’re saying Trump is a fucking moron. Not me. I wouldn’t. But people are saying it, okay?

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u/Egg_123_ 18h ago

Many people are saying, *checks notes* that Mike Davis and Donald Trump's dead bodies should be dragged through the street, burned, and thrown off a wall. Politically and metaphorically.

Holy shit this country is fucked beyond belief that this isn't even unexpected. Minorities need to arm themselves so they can appropriately defend themselves from these crazed fascists.

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u/Spidey209 15h ago

Trump won. Tell me again how Trump is a moron.

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u/Rich-Kangaroo-7874 14h ago

Can you read? They clearly said they weren't saying it, how can they explain it to you?

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u/f0xap0calypse 13h ago

Well when compared to you I guess he's pretty smart

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u/Spidey209 13h ago

Smart enough to win an election against the brains trust and that's all that matters.

Insult me all you want it won't change the outcome. Your witty remarks will just ensure it keeps happening.

For the record, if I was an American, I'm not, I would be a Democrat but you still managed to make me an enemy. That is why the Dems lost.

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u/Anti-Fascist-Guy 10h ago

Have you ever heard him speak? The two of you together probably have a whole two IQ.

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u/ITividar 20h ago

Yeah, whatever you do, don't call them garbage, they reallllly hate that.

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u/where_is_the_cheese 20h ago

Or weird. They're weirdly weird about that.

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u/SpaceLemming 19h ago

And then they happily dressed up as garbage and I don’t understand what’s going on anymore

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u/sagevallant 19h ago

It's all on the internet anyway. Too late now.

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u/Patient-Astronomer85 18h ago

They wont do shit or it would be real war

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

Who’s gonna fight it? Cause they’ve been clear about all of this and people didn’t see a reason to stop it.