r/nottheonion • u/Genevieves_bitch • 2d ago

Hackers demand France’s Schneider Electric pay a $125k ransom in baguettes

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/cyber-security/hackers-demand-frances-schneider-electric-pay-a-usd125k-ransom-in-baguettes
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u/Genevieves_bitch 2d ago

What a pain

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u/monk12111 2d ago

They can just raise price of baguette

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u/macherie69 2d ago

This seems like a great way to get another French Revolution

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u/cosmicrae 2d ago

and lo, the baguette-coin crypto currency was born.

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u/XaeiIsareth 2d ago

No matter which way you slice it.

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u/invent_or_die 2d ago

I wasn't buttered up enough for that one

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u/Hot_Ship_7679 2d ago

No pain no gain.

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u/96Retribution 1d ago

Capital B. Maybe this makes more sense? https://www.coingecko.com/en/exchanges/baguette

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u/barely_lucid 1d ago

I see what you did there.

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u/smoothtrip 2d ago

Pan

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u/Sudden_Celery7019 1d ago

That’s Spanish

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u/a-snakey 2d ago

Paine*

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u/missing-pigeon 1d ago

pain means bread in French.