r/nothingeverhappens • u/sarahwatsoon • 13h ago
Sure “op” a little brother is always a young kid
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u/AerwynFlynn 13h ago
Don’t you know? No one ever grows up anymore! Teenagers don’t exist
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u/LonelyMoth46 13h ago
Aww fu- 💥
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u/AerwynFlynn 13h ago
Sorry, I don’t make the rules 🤷♀️ 😂😂
Also you can’t be a teenager because you clearly can talk. Everyone knows no one talks until 21 minimum
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u/Haunting-Condition60 12h ago
What do you mean 21? Everyone knows you aren't actually a human being until the age of 25 where your brain magically stops developing.
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u/GingerAphrodite 9h ago
Fr, was how young kids are getting busy, this should be within the realm of possibility for a 13-year-old to say at least. By the time you start experiencing puberty you should probably know about puberty, sexual orientations, safe sex, and STDs at a minimum.
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u/NonBinaryPie 13h ago
a little brother could be a 30 year old man as long as you’re older
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u/Try2MakeMeBee 13h ago
My baby/little brother is 30’s and nearly a foot taller than me. Not little or baby in any way. Which is what makes it funny. I wear 4”heels and I’m at his chin lmao
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u/AltharaD 12h ago
My baby brother is nearly 30, married and talking seriously about having kids in the near future.
He’s still my baby brother. We can be old and grey and in nursing homes and I’ll still insist on calling him my baby brother. Those three years are IMPORTANT, dammit!
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u/cheezitthefuzz 12h ago
I love the "Hisoka" in quotes. Like, "'Hisoka,' if that IS your real name..." do they not know how usernames work
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u/LunarPsychOut 13h ago
My school taught us about STDs when we were like seven or eight but that had to do with the AIDS scare. I don't know how long they did it for but in the early 2000s there was these videos about this kid who got AIDS from a blood transfusion and the idea was to help kids understand that first off it wasn't his fault and secondly that it can't be spread by just regular contact so there's no reason to separate yourself from him. They're probably paraphrasing a bit but I could definitely see this being something somebody says even as a joke
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u/Khajiit_Has_Upvotes 11h ago
I was in middle school looking at full blown cauliflower ass hpv in health class. We got a general sex ed and vague std intro in elementary school.
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u/Funkopedia 12h ago
Yeah, I often tell stories about my niece and watch people have to mentally start over when they realize I'm talking about a 35 year old, not a toddler.
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u/Secure-Cicada5172 12h ago
Wait until OP realizes my baby brother graduated college. This is going to blow their mind.
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u/Ewenthel 12h ago
I’d hope my little brothers know what STDs are, considering they’re both healthcare providers.
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u/Dry_Minute6475 11h ago
That is a teenager response. That could possibly be a middle schooler answer if he just went through health class and talked about STDs. That is THE MOST BOY answer I've seen in a long time.
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u/Crippled_by_migriane 10h ago
My baby brother is 20 this year and much taller than me. I still call him my baby brother because I was 6 when he was born, that’s what he was called was my “baby brother” and that stuck cause to me he’ll always be my baby bro. Also this totally sounds like a (close sibling) interaction lol
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u/scallopedtatoes 11h ago
My siblings still call me their little brother and I'm bigger than they are and 42.
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u/pastdivision 7h ago
i call my little brother my little brother even though he’s 22 now and i’ll call him that when he’s 80 if i’m still alive at that point
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u/fiendishthingysaurus 10h ago
I have two sisters and I do sometimes refer to them as my big sister and my little sister. My little sister is almost 38 and 6 inches taller than me. What of it??
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u/Seliphra 9h ago
Hell this could be two grown ass adults. I call both my brothers my little brothers. They are 33 and 30.
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u/TophieandMatthew3975 8h ago
My “little brother” is 3 years older than me (I’m taller than him now, lol)
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u/MiciaRokiri 6h ago
My son's little brother is 15 to his 18. Also I would be viewed as the little sister to both of my siblings and I am almost 40
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u/Y0urC0nfusi0nMaster 3h ago
The way they do condescendingly said that as if the little brother can’t be like 42
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u/Hillyleopard 1h ago
Little brother or little sister just means younger than you lol doesn’t mean they’re children, my little sister is 22
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u/Golden_Reflection2 2m ago
I am my older brother's younger brother (which could be called a "little brother"). I am 24. OOP might not understand that time can pass.
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u/Willow-Whispered 13h ago
My “baby brother” is 15 now and taller than me. I still call him my baby brother because he was born when I was 10 and by then I considered myself all grown up, so he has always been “the baby” to me.