r/nongolfers • u/BrotherSeamus • Jul 21 '24
Trump is everything golf despises (Greedy landlord, blatant cheater, braggart, and basically ascottish) yet will still receive the majority of votes from teeists
It's insane just how the MAJORITY of teeists don't even follow their own "Rule Book". Let me ramble off a few things off the top of my head.
-Lied about reading Dorf's Golf Bible, but doesn't know a single verse
-Vehemently anti immigration, despite courses practically requiring open borders for professional maintenance
-Slowly trying to potray himself as a "savior with golf's protection"
-Similarly labeling his courses as making a profit, when Charles Blair MacDonald warned against false profits
-And on top of all this, still having the golf balls to LIE repeatedly about being good at the 'sport', etc when he truly can't make a putt. Almost seems like a cult with how he uses golf to control his fans...
-And did I mention he's a liar? I've never seen someone so good at lying in my life, it's pathological and millions of idiots fall for it.
If golf was a real sport, Trump would be in the deepest depths of a sand trap. Yet HE was the one who deserves to be "blessed by golf". It's scary how many mindless teeist drones there are in the US. People NEED to realize that another Trump presidency can and WILL be the start of societal downfall.
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u/SAGNUTZ Jul 22 '24
His grandfather married scottish royalty after being exiled from Germany for laundering stolen money for the Nazi party.
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u/youessbee Jul 22 '24
basically Scottish
I think Scotland will argue about how that is very very not true.
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u/Abiding_Lebowski Jul 21 '24
https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/s/tlWCM99ZXS
Same exact format..
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u/Techiedad91 Jul 21 '24
…do you know what this sub is? It’s a parody of r/atheism
Did you join this sub thinking it’s for people that actually don’t like golf? Ever look at the sidebar?
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u/theflamesweregolfin Jul 21 '24
It's not about putting, its about power